Chapter 1: What The Hell Is Happening?
The ringtone referenced is the song 'Fifty Nifty United States'. It's really catchy and just about every second grade American learns it. You should listen to it to get hyped. (Or the soundtrack from Heathers 'cause it's super good and stuff, lol.) ;)
The G8 meeting was getting a little out of hand and Germany was about to snap when a phone went off. The ringtone sang,"Fifty, nifty United States from thirteen original colonies! Shout 'em, scout 'em, tell all about 'em! ..."
America quickly scrambled to get his phone out of his pocket. That ring tone was specifically set to fifty phone numbers alone, and that phone was only supposed to call him for emergencies during a meeting. He looked up at the other countries and said,"Sorry, I have to take this."
The other countries assumed it was his boss. America got up from his chair and began to move toward the door so that he wouldn't disrupt the meeting when Germany cut in and said,"It's almost break anyway, so I guess we'll have an early one today." America nodded and sat back in his chair and answered the phone.
A few countries exited the room, but most of them stayed when they heard America's response to the caller on the other side.
"Hey, is something wrong? You know you're only supposed to call me during a meeting if it's an emergency."
"Yeah everything's cool,"Alaska answered.
America gave a confused look and asked,"Okay, well if everything's good then-"
Alaska cut him off and said,"Massachusetts is threatening to break the rule."
"What?" America asked. "Oh you mean the policy." The countries in the room looked puzzled. What did he mean by 'policy'?
"Yeah." Alaska answered.
America replied,"Well, why can't you just stop her? And why does she even want to do that?"
"You know she'll do it if she wants to," Alaska answered. "She's quite capable. Plus I don't like her weird abilities."
"You mean magic,"America corrected.
The nations became even more confused. When did America deal with or believe in magic?
"Yeah, that. Anyway, she wants to go to the meeting with you because she's very bored and doesn't think anything else is appealing."
America sighed and proposed,"Then why can't she do something with you or one of the st- others?" America had to be very careful with his words as not to make the other personifications curious. He knew they were already questioning his conversation.
Alaska answered in a panicked voice, "I don't know she just won't comply, and Texas doesn't know what to do about it either and I-"
"Okay, calm down,"America soothed. "It's okay as long as she doesn't actually attempt it, then we might be in some trouble."
Alaska sighed,"Okay, I'll try to get New York to help too."
"Cool,"America responded. "Well, I gotta go, 'kay?"
"Okay. Proshchay!" Alaska concluded.
"Bye,"America said with a smile. And with that he pocketed his phone and sighed. "Phew," he murmured, "That sure was close. She isn't patient, but this is just crazy."
Canada, who was sitting next to America, turned to him and asked,"Is everything alright? That sounded serious." Canada was suspicious from the ring tone. He had suspected for a while that America's states were personified, since they were so different from each other. Sort of like little nations.
"What, oh yeah everything's cool. Just some- stuff,"America replied. 'Smooth,' he thought to himself.
"Okay,"Canada replied skeptically. The other nations had the same confusion in their expressions.
The break eventually ended and the meeting went smoothly. Until America presented. He was the last one to present and he was halfway through his presentation when his phone started singing out the ringtone again.
"Oh, crap crap crap. Sorry guys, sorry,"America stammered before answering. He brought the phone to his ear, but accidentally pressed speaker. "Hey, what's up what's wro-"
Alaska started ranting through the small phone speakers in a worried voice,"I'm so sorry, America! I tried to stop her, but she wouldn't listen! And New York panicked and Connecticut-"
America's expression became scared and panicked as he pressed the tiny button to take the phone off of speaker mode. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's happening? What's going on?" He asked worried. He was clinging onto everything he had, which was very little, to keep this secret quite.
The other nations looked around at each other. What the hell was happening? America was acting suspicious, the girl on the other line had a sort of Russian-American accent, and she had been talking about other American states as if they were people.
"Okay, okay, chill out,"America said to the girl. She got stressed quite easily. "Everything's okay, but-"
He stopped short as the door to the meeting room opened. Everyone looked over at the figure in the doorway, and America knew that the rules had been shattered.
Okay so new story! Yay! I don't usually write two stories at once, but I was having some writer's block on 'What Happened To You?', so I decided to start this one to give me a little boost. I'm not abandoning that story (I couldn't if I tried), but the chapter on the Cold War is gonna take a little while to write. Not long hopefully! Also, if you didn't know, I love musicals (music in general) including Hamilton, Heathers, and a new musical coming out soon called Dear Evan Hansen. If you don't know about them then go check them out now 'cuz they're great. Lol okay next chapter, bye.