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This might be a one-shot, or I might continue it if I get bored. I really don't know.

Okay, story now.

A hush fell across the darkened room.

On one side, all that could be seen was the blur of an angry figure, pacing through the shadows. All that could be heard was the hiss of amphistaffs shuddering and recoiling about a muscular arm.

Definitely not from this galaxy.

One the other side, all that could be seen was the constant glow of a blue light. All that could be heard was the whir of servomotors, tensing in the darkness, shuddering with rage.

Definitely not from this universe.

Actually, I'm not sure if the thing had servomotors or what, it was so alien. But whatever, it had fallen through space, and it had been my friend's and my bright idea to lock it in a room with our Vong prisoner.

Unfortunately, that room happened to be my friend's bedroom, and seeing how it somehow shuddered with a menace it had only had one time before (when his wife found out that we had gone out playing bolo-ball instead of taking care of the baby, who was then sleeping calmly in a cradle balanced securely on top of a bar stool), we didn't think we'd be getting it back any time soon. So, for now, we just cursed our stupid selves for locking the Vong that had tried to kill us in his wife's bedroom, and we tried not to think too hard about what weird crazy vortex the strange metal object that we had shoved into the room and slammed the door on had come from.

Name's Paldon, by the way. Rik Paldon. Soldier in the army of the New Republic, proud Y-wing pilot. My friend's name's Kor. Actually, it's not, but he doesn't want to be implicated in this "in case the things in the room break out and kill us all."

Whatever.

For now, we just peered inside the room and watched the unfolding madness.

(Recorded on a transcript of video footage taken in the room)

Dalek: What life-form is in this room?

Yuuzhan Vong: I am Mezhla Shan, a member of the great and glorious master race the Yuuzhan Vong! I have traveled from lightyears away on my coralskipper to reach this spot and conquer the galaxy!

Dalek: Coralskipper?

Yuuzhan Vong: Yes, the yorik-et! Grown in symbiosis by master Yuuzhan Vong technicians, it allows us to travel through space and-

Dalek: Extrapolating data...You pilot a vehicle made from coral, the TARDIS is grown from coral, the Doctor pilots the TARDIS, extrapolating, extrapolating...(puts gun up)...EXTERMINATE! (Shoots but misses the Yuuzhan Vong).

Yuuzhan Vong: Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's really dark in here, but...I think I just saw you in that laser flash. Am I sharing this room with an infidel MACHINE!

Dalek: My vision is not impaired! I can see you in all your pitiful weakness! And I am not a machine! I am a member of the Daleks, the supreme race of the universe!

Yuuzhan Vong: Well, infidel, you LOOK like a machine.

Dalek: We merely protect our bodies in these powerful shells.

Yuuzhan Vong (gasps in shock): You...you...you...infidel! Yun-Yammka will surely punish you! I thought the jed'aii were bad, using machines, but you, encasing your body in one...Phahg! You are truly an inferior species!

Dalek: We are Daleks! We are the master race! We will conquer! We will conquer! We will conquer!

Yuuzhan Vong: No, Yuuzhan Vong are! For it is decreed by the gods! You will die in the Embrace of Pain, infidel!

Dalek: EXTERMINATE!

Yuuzhan Vong: INFIDEL!

Dalek: EXTERMINATE!

Yuuzhan Vong: INFIDEL!

Dalek: EXTERMINATE!

Yuuzhan Vong: INFIDEL!

Dalek: EXTERMINATE!

Yuuzhan Vong: This is getting a bit old.

Dalek: I agree. Except I can't agree with an enemy. It's impossible. (Shoots a hole through the Yuuzhan Vong and through the door in the bedroom.)

Dalek: Paradox resolved.

Paldon, distantly: Oh-

(censored)