A RANDOMLY STUPID STORY!!!

Tealie: We're back again!

Raven: *formerly known as She-Spirit, muttering* Unfortunately.

Tealie: *extremely short temper ignites* . WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?

Raven: *her extremely short temper ignites* Nothing, OKAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yugi: *walks in* Hi, Tealie!

Raven: RUN!!! Run while you still can!

Tealie: Too late! *glomps Yugi*

Yami: *walks in, sees Yugi and Tealie* Yugi? You okay?

Raven: He's fine! *glomps Yami, A/N: Personally, I like Yami better, but Raven wanted him, so I'll settle for short stuff*

Tea: *walks in* O.O Yugi? Yami? Raven? Tealie? WHO'S WHO??????????

Raven, Tealie, Yugi and Yami: *come up for air* Here I am!

Tea: -_-

Tristan: *you guessed it, he walks in* Hey, is this one of those stories where people send us presents and stuff?

Tealie: ^.^ Yep! *A/N: If you don't know what I mean, read kaiba-fan's "Did somebody say stupid?"*

Bakura: *I hope I'm not being a broken record, he walks in, too* Presents? Where?

Yami Bakura: *you get the drill* Hehehehe. . .I stole them all.

All people except Yami Bakura and Tealie: . WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yami Bakura: O.O Foolish mortals! Can't you tell a joke when you see one?

Tealie: ^.^ He's right! We haven't gotten any yet!

All people except Yami Bakura and Tealie: -_-

Seto: *for once, nobody walks in! sitting at desk, doing homework, mumbling* . . .equals 5.5782 joules. . .

Tealie: O.O I didn't know you were here!

Seto: -_- I live here.

All except Seto and Tealie: *anime fall*

Tealie: ^.^ Oh, yeah!

Seto: *anime fall*

Mokuba: *doesn't walk in, runs in* Seto, can you help me with this homework? *sees everyone but Tealie on the floor, turns to Tealie* What did you do to them?

Tealie: *spooky voice* Ooh, it was terrible. It was evil. IT WAS HORRIFYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mokuba: *scared* What was?

Tealie: I. . .I. . .

Mokuba: You. . .what?

Tealie: I TALKED!!!!!

Mokuba: *anime fall*

Seto: *suddenly realizes why Mokuba came in* Okay, I'll help you. It'll get me out of this madhouse.

Authoress: *appears out of nowhere* Oh, no you don't! *uses authoress powers to lock all doors and windows*

Seto: . HEY!!! What about his homework?

Authoress: Taken care of. *uses authoress powers to finish everyone's homework* THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU, SETO KAIBA!!!!!! *vanishes*

Tealie: O.O That was freaky.

Seto: NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *faints*

Mokuba: O.O Is he going to be okay?

Tealie: ^.^ Oh, he'll be fine once the shock rubs off. By the way, my non- FanFiction friend Arianne sends a message for you all - You are all people who eat chicken cheesecake!

All cast except Tealie, Seto, and Joey: EEEEWWW!!!

Seto: X.X *still out cold*

Joey: *nobody heard him come in, he was quietly eating chicken cheesecake* Mmm. . .

Everyone else: *stares at him* O.O

Joey: What?

Tealie: Ummm. . .Never mind. Anyway, R&R! Send some presents!