A Wierd Morning
It was a peaceful morning in the akatsuki hide out until a loud, agonizing scream of pain goes through the layer.
All the members jump out of bed and run to were the screaming comes from; Kisame & Itachi's room.
They all: Konan, Pein, Kakuzu, Hidan, Sasori,Tobi, and Zetsu meet at the door.
Pein kicks in the door and finds something that he would totally laughed in your face if you even came to him and told him.
On the floor layed itachi; his face a deep shaded purple, his eyes connected on his nose, and his hand holding his bells.
Kisame sweatdrops in the background, still in his superman p.j.s while deidara stands angerly to the side of itachi, his arms crossed, mumbling curse words.
Deidara hair was down and he had on the cutest pink nightys.
The rest of the members try to hold in there laugher. " W-what happened here?" asked pein.
" heh heh itachi called deidara pretty."kisame replys waving his hands in a 'I didn't mean it towards you' way to the murderous glare deidara was sending him. To make matters worst, Tobi decides to speak.
" But Seeeeeeeeeempai! You are pretty!" Moments later poor tobi was on the floor.
" AHHHHH! M-MY SUGAR AND HONEY! OH AND MR. ICE TEA!" wails tobi.
" who's sugar, honey, and ice tea?" asked zetsu white side.
Tobi hops off the ground and pulls down his pants and boxers revailing a monster dick and balls.
" thats sugar," he pointed to the left ball," that's honey," right ball," and this is Mr. ICE TEA!" he pointed the huge cock.
The members were blushing madly,
naughty thoughts getting in there heads.
" T-tobi p-pull up your p-p-pants!" ordered a flushed pein.
" How the fuck his fucking so damn big!" yelled hidan.
Sasori opened his pants and looked in his underwear.
" Well it looks like i have some enlargment to do." he mumbled.
THE END haha just a quick funny wat-eva thing hehe review! I need some idea for more quickies and i got some awsum stories coming soon!