Mario Farted: The Fartening, by Dickfart
It was National Porn Day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Everyone was paired up at random to express their love of fake orgasms and incompatible partnership. Mario was paired with Gay Bowser, not his first choice. More like his last choice. Gay Bowser had a penis that was both slimy and barbed, and Mario almost died of an infection the last time the two of them had sex.
Mario begged for something, anything, that wouldn't require his derriere to be turtle porked.
The theme of their explicit PDA was Mario farting and shitting in Gay Bowser's mouth.
"Wa-hoo!" Mario cheered.
"Ugh!" Gay Bowser ugh'd. "I demand another theme."
"Sorry, Bowser dear. All themes are final, tee-hee," said Princess Peach, getting fisted in the ass Daisy.
"It a just so happens that Mama Mia had a taco bar today," said Mario, rubbing his rumbly stomach.
"That's not even Italian!" Gay Bowser roared indignantly.
After all the times he stuck his neck out for Mario. And all the times he kidnapped Princess Peach to get her away from those insufferable, squawking Toads that her assassins took out slowly, so that it always looked like an "unfortunate" accident. Well, Gay Bowser was nobody's tool! He'd be the one saying "so long!" today!
"Take One, action," said Movie Toad, who collapsed from a dart to the neck seconds after. Huh. Wonder how that happened?
"You like that ass, don't you, Koopa, King of Fart Eaters," said Mario, ripping the loudest, greasiest fart in history. Unfortunately for him, a spark of fire ignited in Gay Bowser's mouth, which sent Mario flying with a singed anus all the way into the next dimension.
Bowser gave a shrug and everyone in the audience laughed, just like in the 90's.
The End