The Black and Clearwater Detective Agency.

This is a Jacob/Seth fic. Lol they my fav couple ever. Anyway, Seth and Jake are detectives. Immortal detectives. Ya, you heard me. Seth and Jacob are the only werewolves left in the world. They both live in Forks as private detectives. Everyone knows who and what they are in Forks. Mmk that's all for now, here we go.

Wolves, how to describe them. Wolves are manifestations of man in my opinion. They are brutal, feral, angry, smart, fast, beautiful creatures. They travel in packs, we travel in packs, they eat like rabid dogs, and we do the same. Wolves are dangerous...we are dangerous.

Wolves can kill without remorse in simple yet elaborate ways.

Need I say more?

-TheBreakingdawn333 or in other words me. I wrote that.

Chapter 1: Velvet

Seth's POV

8:32 AM Base of Operations

I woke up in our velvet colored bed. Well technically just the satin sheets were velvet but whatever. I was nude; I liked sleeping naked, hell if it was sociably acceptable I would prefer to be naked all the time.

"Mmmmmmm." I turned my head; Jake was sleeping peacefully next to me.

"Mmmmmmm Seth…" I smiled; he says my name a lot when we sleep. He was naked as well and lying flat on his back. My smile widened and I moved so I was lying on my stomach in the crook of his arm.

"Mmmmmmm…you smell good." He said taking a big sniff of my hair and without opening his eyes.

"Really? I smell like sex." I said with a yawn.

"Exactly why you smell good." He chuckled. He yanked me so my crotch was pressed against his and I was lying on top of him. I looked down at him and started giggling; He opened an eye and smirked.

"Morning."

"Morning." I said with another yawn.

"Any cases?" he asked curiously.

"How the hell am I supposed to know?"

"Um you handle them."

"Oh, I 'handle' them do I?" I said sitting up and glaring down at him. Both eyes were open as he smirked, obviously amused.

"Babe, its part of your job."

"And what exactly is my job?"

"To handle cases, help me solve cases, and be my little butt bitch."

"I am, for the thousandth time, NOT your 'little butt bitch'."

"Oh, we've been alive for a hundred years and you still think that."

"99…our 100th anniversary is next week before you forget." I said playing with his messy short hair.

"I wasn't gonna forget…"

"Yes you were."

"Well I just don't see why it matters…I get to spend eternity with you, I like to count everyday as an anniversary…" I looked at him skeptically.

"Hallmark?"

"Ya, just added some of my signature flare to it." we started laughing.

I sighed.

"I knew you weren't that romantic…"

"Hey, I can be romantic if I want."

"Fingering me is not romantic!" I said waving my arms for emphasis. He put his finger in my ass and smiled.

"Maybe it's not romantic but its fun as hell." He chuckled as I squirmed involuntarily.

"Ass." I hissed. He started laughing and let me go. I got up and started walking to the front of our house/base of operations. The house was small but that's the way we wanted it. We actually had about 900 million saved up over the past 100 y, err, 99 years. We didn't want a lot of stuff though. Our plan was to get over 2 billion then buy ourselves a private island. It would be just ours and we would live there, retired, for the rest of our eternal lives, till the end of the world.

Until then we ran the 'Black and Clearwater Detective Agency'. We solve all kind of problems for the town of Forks and all the neighboring cities and towns. We were local legends. I walked through the kitchen, to the living room, to the front office where people come in to pay for our services. I quickly flipped the closed sign to open and then walked back into the kitchen.

"Want eggs Jake?" I yelled.

"Anything you make is good with me." He yelled back. He walked into the kitchen, his erection swaying up and down as he walked. I turned to him surprised.

"Why are you hard?"

"Morningwood, duh." He wrapped his arms around my stomach and started nibbling on my earlobe.

"You had one earlier as well…I took care of that for you."

"What?" I said confused.

"You were sleeping and you were doing that whole 'touching yourself while you sleep' thing."

"I was jacking off while I slept again?" Lately, according to Jake, I had been jacking myself off while I slept. I only did it when a big case was coming our way.

I know how weird that sounds but its true. Last time it happened was 9 years ago. I started doing it, then we got a case where a man was raping and killing young girls and boys. We caught the bastard and he is now serving life. After he was caught I stopped doing it, much to Jake's displeasure.

"You think we're going to get a big case?" I said, cracking an egg as his probed my tight pucker with his wood.

"Your jacking off never lies." He mumbled into my neck. I sighed as my erection quickly grew.

"You're getting me hard, im not in the mood."

"Don't get yourself worked up my little butt bitch. When the case comes we'll solve it and I can stop looking forward to getting you off while you sleep."

"I'm not your butt bitch, and im tired of wet dreams…for now anyway." He smiled and I caved in.

"Ok, go ahead and fuck me but if the eggs are fucked up it's your own god damn fault."

"Oh thank you!" he hugged my back tightly and I giggled as he started nibbling on my ear again. Nibbling my ear is one of his favorite hobbies, or so he says. He got the lube out of the cabinet, we have some in every room…we travel around while fucking a lot, and started lubing up his Morningwood and fingering me while I started scrambling the eggs. He put in his third finger and I visibly winced.

"Gah, you think after a hundred years I would be used too this by now."

"99, and it's the healing, it heals the little hole I destroy nightly and everyday it's like you're a little virgin getting fucked for the first time. God I love being a werewolf sometimes." I sighed.

"Well the pain is god awful."

"You know how good it gets. Come on, scream for me." He hissed as he started fingering my prostate. I gasped and tried to ignore the ecstasy running through my veins so I could concentrate on the eggs.

"So any new cases?" he asked casually as he roughly shoved his cocks head in my pucker.

"Didn't you already ask that?"

"Maybe."

"You know damn well you did!" he had slowly entered me halfway and was soon reaching his hilt.

"Eh im forgetful."

"A forgetful private detective. Outstanding." He started pulling out then slamming back in.

"Wana see a movie tonight? "He asked as he started jerking me in timing with his humping.

"I don't know, what's in?" I said trying very hard to keep my cool.

"Um Toy Story 3."

"Oh fuck yes!" I screamed and he slammed my prostate.

"Geez it's a movie about talking toys…" the eggs were starting to burn and I quickly turned them as he pounded me harder. I cut a little of the egg off and picked it up.

"Try this, tell me if its done." I held it next to my ear. Without stopping his constant humping, he leaned forward, his cheek tickling my ear, and ate the egg, his mouth enclosing around my fingers.

"Mmmm, a little burnt but good."

"Well then hurry up so we can eat."

"Im going im going…so bossy sometimes…" he slammed harder.

BANG!

Suddenly the office door burst open with a loud bang.

"Hey guys!" it was Alice. Alice was a good friend of ours. She was a short little pixie girl who was very happy about everything. When we are on the case and get evidence, she is the girl who analyzes for us. She also accompanies us on certain cases…only if they are big cases. She says those are the most fun.

"You two in the kitchen?" she walked in and casually started putting her purse and stuff on the kitchen table.

"How's it going Alice?" Jake asked without faltering his humping. I was blushing; I hated it when Alice walked in on us fucking. Jake didn't care though and Alice has walked in on us over the past 60 years so much that she doesn't even care. Oh did I forget to mention she was a vampire? I thought I mentioned it…

"Big case boys." She said. I couldn't see her because Jake was in the way, plus he was fucking me towards the stove and not towards her. Jake suddenly lifted me up and took me towards the wall next to Alice. He slammed me into that wall and twisted me so my legs were wrapped around his hips and his chest pressed tightly against his own. Jake turned his head towards Alice, who was staring at us with her usual happy grin, obviously not caring that we were fucking right in front of her.

"Really? What kinda case?" I buried my face in Jakes neck, making him chuckled at my embarrassment.

"It's a murder case…you've heard about the Glitter Killer haven't you?"

"Wait you got Port Angeles to actually get us for that?" Lately in Port Angeles, there have been a string of murders, 7 actually, involving a Jane Doe who everyone calls 'The Glitter Killer'. They call him that because here's how it happens. A person goes missing, two days later the body is found in a bright sunny place, glitter covering there body, there eyes are replaced with fake wooden ones that have red dots painted in the middle of them. The people are usually young, around there 20's. They are always very attractive people.

"Ya, I've been following the story." I said finally turning towards Alice. Jake's humping slowed to a slow rhythmic motion.

"7 victim's right?"

"8 as of this morning." She said gloomily.

"They want us to come down and check it out."

"Who's the victim?" Jake asked.

"Someone named Bella Cullen, maiden name Bella Swan." Alice said reading the little folder. She sat up and yawned.

"Ok you two hurry up and cum and get dressed. I wana get down there right now!" She walked out of the room and Jake picked up speed again.

"Alright I got distracted but full attention on you now." He said kissing my lips.

"Hehe good." I said, my dick starting to throb.

"Ahhh fuck." He gasped as precum started to squirt from my dick onto his chest.

"Ehhhhhhhh Jake!" I screamed. I thought I heard Alice yell to keep it down but I was so distracted by Jake and his mouth that was breathing so heavily against my ear that I didn't even care.

"AHH!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. Cum exploded out of my girth. It painted Jakes stomach white. I felt that deep growl in Jakes chest that I loved. I pressed my head against his chest to listen to it. He always had this primitive inner growl that you could hear if you pressed your head against his chest. It only happened when he was about to cum. I think it's the wolf inside him. Like its something he does to show his claim that im his. Or maybe it's something that makes him feel like a man.

"Grrrrr." His chest was puffed out and his muscles were harder and more defined. I always felt so small. His incisors were bared and he was looking down at me.

"You're mine."

"Y-ya." It sorta scared me when he did this but also excited me. He actually didn't do it that often. He was unpredictable. The only time I knew he would do it is on our anniversaries. He…is wild on our anniversaries.

"Grrrrrrrrrrr." The rumbling in his chest was louder, more feral. He was growling at me. I remember the first time this happened. I didn't know what he wanted and he was practically snarling at me. When he does this im supposed to wrap my arms around his neck and bury my face in his puffed out chest. He then roughly wraps his arms around my back and presses me tightly against him.

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr." I wrapped my arms around his neck and started to whimper as he shoved into me harder.

"Jake…" I whimpered in a high pitched tone. He growled as he started slamming into me at a fast erratic pace.

"F-feels so good." I continued to whimper into his neck.

"Good, you need to feel good. You're mine…" he growled. He put his hands on my ass cheeks and carried me out of the kitchen into the bedroom. He slammed the door behind him and tossed me on the bed. I looked up at him, my legs spread and my body covered in sweat and my own cum. My hands wanting to wrap back around his neck.

"P-please…fuck me." I whined in a high pitched voice. He growled again. He was standing over me. His stomach had my cum smeared on it and he was glistening. His incisors were still bared and his chest was puffed out. He was flexing, making his arms and abs look unbelievably hard. I think the wolf inside me knows he is my Alpha. When his animalistic instincts take over mine do as well.

Mine however are to be weak and subservient while his are to be brawny, overprotective, and assertive. He grabbed my legs and roughly shoved me back onto his cock. I cried out, drawing a ferocious growl out of him.

He yanked me up so my chest was pressed against his. He wrapped his muscular arms around me and I buried my face in his chest.

"Grrrrrrrrrr." I moved myself up and down on his 10 inch. I whimpered as my cock quickly grew again. He stopped me and soon had me lying down on my back, his hands pressed down on either side of my head. His forehead was pressed against mine and I swear I never felt so weak and feeble compared to him as I did right now. His right hand ran down my chest and stomach.

"You're mine." He said shoving back into my abused pucker. I cried out.

"J-Jake." I whimpered as he continued to fuck me roughly.

"Scream it, let everyone know what im doing and that you're mine." He growled, running sharp canines over my skin.

"J-Jake!" I screamed.

"Good boy, you deserve only the best…" he started humping rougher and more erratically.

"Here I come…" he snarled into my neck. He sat up, showing me the full glistening glory of his puffed out chest and muscular abs and arms. He placed his steaming hot hands on my tiny hips and started slamming me onto his cock, his pelvis slamming into me at full speed.

He let out a feral, primitive snarl at the sky and came hard inside me. He quickly filled me to my brink. I could feel the cum leaking out of my ass onto the velvet comforter. I was shaking slightly. Jake pulled his 10 inch out of me, slowly, and stared at the cum covered thing. I then turned his gaze on me. Our eyes met, making me blush deeply. Without taking his eyes off me, he moved so his left elbow was pressed right next to my head and with his other hand started pumping my cock in slow rhythmic motions.

I could feel the cum leaking out of my ass, just the thought was making me reach my peak faster. Jakes eyes were so brown and perfect; I liked it when he stared at nothing but my eyes like this. I like to see the play of emotion. See, in 99 years, I have been able to learn every kind of emotion on Jakes face. Right now, his only thought was to make me cum as well, and believe me it was gonna happen.

Precum started to squirt out of my cock. His movements still slow and rhythmic.

"G-gonna cum." I whimpered into his elbow.

"I want you to." He said.

"I came and you need to too..." His eyes never left my face. I cried out as the pressure started building.

"Shhhh, shhhh baby its ok…" he whispered sweet nothings as he nuzzled my nose with his own.

"Gonna cum…." I whimpered again. He looked me directly in the eye.

"Do you feel good?" he kept the slow rhythmic pace but squeezed my dick harder than before.

"Y-yes." I said burying my face in his neck.

"No. I want to see your god like face." he said moving his head up. I need desperately something to cling to; the pressure was going to explode soon.

"J-Jake!" I whimpered, clinging to his muscular arm for dear life. More precum escaped my cock. I cried out as I came in his hand, I felt it splatter on my stomach as the unhurried movements of his hand continued. He continued to nuzzle my nose while I cried out in small whimpers. Finally the ecstasy passed and I fell limp under his gaze. He let my cock go and positioned himself so his knees were on either side of my head and he was sitting up. His cock was still covered in cum and his body was glistening with sweat. His Indian skin shined as the light hit him from the window. He looked like a Greek god.

"You're mine." He said looking down at me. I sat myself up so I was on my knees as well. His gaze followed me and he watched in silence. I looked right in his eyes and blushed.

"You're mine." He repeated. He wrapped his arms around me and pressed me tightly against him. I put my hands on his cheeks and closed my eyes. I pressed my head against his chest and wrapped my arms around his neck.

"I'm yours." I said quietly. He lifted me and carried me into the bathroom connected to our room. He set me down in the small bathtub and turned on the water to steaming hot. He watched me silently as the water filled the tub and covered me in water. When the tub was full he turned it off and crawled in with me. He moved so his back was pressed against the tub wall and I was lying on his body. I snuggled up against his chest and took a deep breath. He wrapped his muscular arms around me and then proceeded to play with my semi-long hair.

"Need a haircut." He said. I sighed.

"Need one like yours."

"Aww you want one like mine? That's cute. I can do it myself if you want."

"Um no thanks."

"Aww come on, when im done we can fuck like fresh shaven bunnies."

"Ok, shaved bunnies, that really gets me in the mood." I said, sarcasm practically dripping from my tongue.

"Ok ill go get one." He chuckled into my hair. I sighed.

"Either you're stupid or I need to teach you about sarcasm." He laughed at that and proceeded to kiss me on the nose. I turned my head up, my hair falling in front of my eyes. He smiled.

"Love you Seth." He licked my nose and I giggled and moved forward to kiss him right on the lips.

"Love you too Jake."

"Now that you two are done waking up the neighbors with your psychotically awesome sex." Alice walked into the room.

"Lets go find a killer…take a shower first though. You smell like sex and self loathing."

"We don't self loath." Jake said.

"Oh then I guess that's me." She said sniffing her arm-pit.

Hope you liked it =3