This is another one of my Uncle's Ideas. If you like Twilight or if you love Edward Cullen (Edward Dicknob) or Bella Swan (Bella Fishead) or Esme Cullen (Esme Dickiison) or Carlisle (Carlisle Dickiison) Then DON'T READ because my Uncle hates Twilight. This is rated M If you do not know how to swear get the **** outta here!
And if you love Twilight (Like me unlike my UNCLE) don't read this. I'll soon make my own fanfiction about Edward, Emmett and Jasper having some guy time and the girls having a sleepover! This story is written by my Uncle.
The Dickiinsons
Once Upon a time there was a little boy named Edward Dicknob, I don't know why but his father was named Edward Dicknob he second, you may al be wandering why he was the second and you might think "WTF?" Yes that is the word because Edward Dicknob Had *** With Bella Watshername I can't be stufe typing so im going to make the long story short, There lived a town called Ganight or was it Boring niht I don't know but I think Edward Dicknob so anyway I say you hafta vote this 1 star or else Edward Dickno will rape you tonight Ha ha ha ha I don't but I never watched Twilight I already know is boring because vampires eat ur ass for lunch also Esme Dickiison Also said to me "WATCH THE STUPID MOVIE IDIOT!" But I was all like make me woman! But then she go her ultimate weapon Carlisle! (Who was also a Dickiison) Then she said Taste the power of the Dick uhh iison and you all must be wondering.. WTF This has nothing to do with Twililight well I'll it one more time! Vote this 1 star or else you get pwned tonite :D
Sorry But Apparently I out of Yes I am fob so shut up I like to rwoll round in my bac yarrd