Author's Note: Shizaya fanfics! yayyyyy! lol so I started this in class when I was bored so we'll see where it goes...I also have another story i've been working on for a while but theres just too many ideas i have for it so ill probably split it into a few different one-shots or something.
"IZAAAAAYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" A stop sign missed its target by only a few centimeters. Izaya danced around projectiles with his hands in his pockets laughing hysterically.
"Oh! You missed again Shizu-chan. Hahahahahahaaa!"
Shizuo gritted his teeth and ran toward the smaller male. "Graaggghh!" Shizuo reached an arm out to grab Izaya's neck but missed as Izaya sidestepped making Shizuo fall flat on his face.
"Bye-bye~" Izaya sang as he started running away. Fueled by fury, Shizuo got up from the ground quickly and spun around to run after Izaya. Izaya felt the distance closing between them and tipped over a few trash cans in an attempt to slow the human tank down. And yet, all attempts were in vain. Shizuo just had to stretch his arm out and he would have the flea by his precious fur jacket. Just when he was about to grab Izaya, the informant took a sharp turn down an alley that lead to a bridge. Shizuo slowed his steps slightly to prevent himself from falling then turned down the alley to catch up with Izaya again. When he reached the end of the alley, he found Izaya leaning against the railing of the bridge looking slightly exhausted from the chase.
Shizuo stopped to take a breath. "Quit...*pant*...fooling around flea."
"Awww did I make you tired?" Izaya flashed a greedy smile at Shizuo. "You know Shizu-chan...I've been thinking about things lately...and I've noticed something."
"What?" Shizuo questioned impatiently.
"Well..." Izaya got up on the railing and crouched down facing Shizuo.
"You always talk about how you're going to 'break my neck' or 'kill me' but...", He tilted his head to the side, "...you never do."
A look of confusion swept over Shizuo's face. "What're you talking about?"
"You can't hurt me. You don't have it in you. Admit it, your life would be completely pointless if I wasn't here to occupy your time."
Shizuo clenched his teeth and stomped towards Izaya. His right hand reached up to grasp Izaya's throat.
"Now listen.." He said growled. "I could kill you right here, RIGHT NOW-"
"Ahh but you won't." Shizuo glared into Izaya's eyes. He released his grip on Izaya's throat and punched him in the cheek. Silence filled the air. Then Shizuo noticed something...the sound of rushing water.'
"Hey..." Izaya stood up on the railing. "...Did you know that I can't swim?..." Izaya smirked down at Shizuo then turned his attention to the water beneath the bridge.
"What are you?..." was all Shizuo muttered before Izaya lifted a foot off the railing and jumped over the edge. "I...IZAYA!" Shizuo rushed over and saw Izaya's body hit the water. HARD.
"Is he insane?!" Shizuo muttered to himself. He scanned the surface of the water to see if Izaya would pop back up but only saw unforgiving rapids.
"That idiot!" Shizuo flew over the side of the bridge and dived into the water. He left all fear of drowning behind him as he was an excellent swimmer in high school. He searched around frantically till he saw a large black object in the water a few feet in front of him. As he got closer he recognized the figure and dragged it behind him as he swam clumsily out of the water. He laid Izaya down on the concrete and stared at the motionless body.
"He's not breathing..." Shizuo knelt over the body and stared at his pale face. He gulped. He would have to give him CPR. Swallowing his pride, Shizuo tilted Izaya's jaw down slightly, and took a deep breath. He leaned down and exhaled into Izaya's mouth filling his lungs with air. He leaned back and placed his hands over Izaya's sternum. "Come on Izaya..." Shizuo pressed into his chest every few seconds till he got a response. Izaya's eyes flickered and he awoke with a coughing fit. He rolled over on his side and spat up a large amount of water breathing shakily. He opened his eyes to look back at Shizuo who was shocked that the CPR actually worked. Izaya managed a sly smile before falling back into unconsciousness.
"Mmmmph..." Izaya opened his eyes and squinted at the light. "...wha?..." He found himself on the couch in the living room at Shinra's.
"Ahhh! You're awake. You had us scared for a bit there..." Shinra walked over to Izaya with a glass of water. "Do you remember what happened?.."
Izaya took the glass of water and chugged it. His throat was dry and sore.
I was bothering Shizuo...
Ran down an alley...
Jumped off a bridge...and...
Izaya smirked.
"WELL," Izaya leaned back on the couch and threw his arm over the back, "Last thing I remember, I jumped off a bridge."
"Izaya!" Shinra's jaw dropped. There was a dark aura that filled the room. Izaya couldn't pinpoint the source till a cellphone was shoved in his face reading: "BAKA!"
"Why the hell would you do that?! You know you can't swim! Are you suicidal? I have drugs for that you know..." Shinra took out a box full of medicines.
"Tck...Put that crap away. I'm not suicidal." Izaya twirled his finger around in the air. Celty shoved the phone in his face again: "Then why?"
"Because I was...Wait. How did I get here?..."
Shinra sighed and put the box away. "...Shizuo brought you here. He wouldn't tell us what happened."
Izaya's eyes widened. He broke into a laughing fit and rolled around on the couch. "...heh...hehe...ahahahahahhahahahaha!"
Shinra stood up and waved his hands in the air. "Wha? This isn't funny Izaya! He probably saved your life you know!"
Celty balled her hands into fists and left the apartment slamming the door behind her.
Izaya stopped laughing and narrowed his eyes as a shallow grin made its way across his face.
"Yeah...I know."
Author's note: Ahh...so once again I find myself wondering where to go with this story...hmmm...
ps: KFC chicken inspired me to write this. Why? LOL i have no idea XD