Hello! this is Vicky. I am, to warn you, a strang and twisted soul if i consure any sort of sugary subsance, or if i don't get enough. yes. ne ways, just sos ye knows, i don't own any characters, exept maybe Kaitlin if i mention her any where, moo hahaha, K8! i own your SOUL!!!!!!! ummm, so y'es know, i was extreamly bore out of my mind whilst i wrote this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~entering imagination~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Day 1- wake up. surrounded. scream. bite the hairy leg of some orc. orcs

should shave. get hit in head w/ something (possibly pippin). pass out.

Day 2-regain conciousness. see many orcs. smell many orcs. draw to the

conclusion that the Uruk Hai are like football players- big, scary, ugly

thing that slap each other in the ass. decide that orcs are like brothers.

smaller, stupid, mean, petty, smelly, they bite.

pass out again. (this time i think it was fumes)

Day 3- wake up on some smelly hairy sholder. throw up. relise that legs and

hands are tied up. struggle. get kicked. bite foot. throw up. made run w/

big people. tiered. stumble. get kicked. bite foot. throw up. fall into

nightmarish dreams.

Day 4- some orc kicks me to wake me up. bite foot. Throw up. relise that

many orcs will not kick me ne more. laugh. get whipped. made to run w/ big

whip orcs behind me. Memo to self- don't laugh @ orcs as they MUCH stronger

that self.

Day 5- relise that all orcs and uruk hai were killed in battle 2 days ago

and am w/ some entish like thingy. go back to sleep after drinking large

beer/ whiskey like drink

Day 6- relise that i'm still bored and that imagination is getting me no

where.

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