High up above on a very tall building (Empire State Building or some crap like that, whatever) King Kong stood, swatting at airplanes that headed right at him. In his hand he had what's-her-face, the hot chick he swiped before climbing the building.
"You bastard! Put me down now!" She struggled to get herself out of the hands of the monster. "Or at least let me fix my hair, it's a mess! Do you hear me? Stop swatting at those planes and listen to me, mister! This is no way to behave, did your mother raise you like this? Seriously. Stop slouching at least, stand up straight when you swipe."
Kong groaned from annoyance and tossed her far into the distance, killing her. A large smile grew on his face. Now all that was left was to destroy the planes. He picked up a large barrel and tossed it at one of the planes, and as he did a strange sound effect played.
Just then, a cat flew in from nowhere and latched onto Kong's face. Then Iron Man flew in close to him, and behind him was an army of cats. "GET HIM, MY KITTIES!" Tony shouted, pointing towards Kong. The cats did a quick disco move and then flew full speed at Kong.
They scratched and clawed and bit him with all their might. Kong took one and flicked it away to a building near Iron Man.
"TONY JR!" Iron Man shouted as he saw the cat plow through the building. "He was my best friend..." Tony looked at Kong, who now just realized that he was fucked cause of what he did. "SPECIAL BEAM POWER!" He fired a beam out from the arc reactor on his chest and hit Kong straight in the chest.
Kong toppled backwards, then stumbled forward over the building. He fell right next to a group of people that were conveniently located near where he'd fall.
Iron Man hovered down, mask lowered and wiping his tears. He quickly had the mask cover his face again. "I am Iron Man, and it was me that killed the beast. Later suckers!" He made out with a random chick in the crowd and then flew away with his cat army.