Authors Note: Hey! I see you clicked on my story...thank you. Before we get started I just wanted to warn you people of some minor things. 1) There is cursing, I know some people don't like that or like to be warned. But if you do like cursing, I like you. 2) This is my first fanfiction that's published, I've written some private ones before. So go a little easy on me I'm still trying to get use to this. 3) I got this idea/plot from a dream a friend of mine had, just warning you.

PS. The beginning chapters have been update to a much better quality. Some chapters have been completely been updated, while others still need tending, but please, enjoy yourself.

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, ONLY MY CHARACTERS AND STORYLINE.

With that Said... I officially say... Enjoy The Story, Lets Go!

Ana

Cereal... the great food that's simple, but provides you with such pleasure.

Lets not jump ahead, I'm not that deep and poetic. Max was the one who said it. Then proceeded to yell "fucking hell" after a cop car crashed into her. She was playing Grand Theft Auto, and decided to play bumper cars with the cops. I know, she's psycho like that.

Max is one of my close friends who visits me. Her mom and my mom get along very well. Max has long wavy black hair and hazel eyes that change colors depending on the circumstance. She has a tendency of inviting herself in my house for some cereal and play time on the Xbox. Even though she has one.

I sighed and took a seat on the couch grabbing my tablet to read.

"You're always reading those stupid stories" Linda (my younger sister) complained. She was wrapped in a blanket holding that stupid stuffed pig of hers.

Linda. What can I say, she's a younger sister who just so happened to be mine (not a good thing). Long straight black hair and a height that makes it easy for me to pick on...shorty.

"Shut Up! No they're not!" I defended. Linda rolled her eyes and went back to watching Max kill the 15th hooker in under a minute.

Then there's me. Ana-the tallest one in the group with short black hair. I know we all have black hair, how unoriginal. I'm pretty much the middle kid in our little group. I'll be honest, Akatsuki fanfiction is my life right now. I mean there just isn't any more good books these days. Naruto is my show life. It's very... "educational." Makes you cry.

"Ugh, I'm bored... wish the Akatsuki were here. Then (perverted smirk) things would get fun" Max smiled creepily. Did I mention she's perverted?

"Don't say that!" I snapped. Max shook her head in disappointment to me.

"You read too much fanfiction" Linda said annoyed.

"Mmmh" Max sassed me, "oh no! The Akatsuki are here!"

I just rolled my eyes and choose to ignore them. Max shot up from her seat.

"Well" she yelled, "I'm gonna go take a piss" She said walking down the hall.

I turned my attention over to Linda. "C'mon you have to go clean your room" I ordered.

"I don't want to!" She wined.

I felt my eye twitch. I swear I'm the only one doing stuff around here. Ana clean this, Ana clean that, Ana do the damn dishes! But I am not going to clean Linda's room.

Linda reluctantly got up and headed up the stairs with me.

Max

Let's play a game called get to know Max. I hate the Universe, kinda. It started when I got up to use the bathroom. I walked into the bathroom to do my business. As I sat there I stared my clothes. I was wearing wool grey high calf socks, black shorts, with a plum purple shirt, and a grey cardigan. I was drying my hands on a towel when the whole house shook. A chill of panic shivered down my back.

"Max did you fall again?" Ana yelled through the walls, I faintly heard Linda's laugh up the floor.

"Hey shut up!" I opened the door and stepped out. "First that was once and I slipped on a..." my voice trailed off as I stared at what seemed to be the cause of the house shaking.

I sensed and heard Ana and Linda slowly walk down the steps. I got a little closer, using the wall as a shield. Which was really stupid because I was still some what in the open. So, safety precautions? As the group of people got up the first one to stare at me was Itachi.

Hey! I may be a HUGE perverted fangirl. But I'm not retarded to go running into his arms or doing some stupid shit like that. For those of you who read you know exactly what I'm talking about. That's when Pein and the rest of the members stared at me.

I turned back to Ana and Linda. "Just stay behind me, I'll do the talking" I whispered.

I made myself close to the wall and to them as possible. The Akatsuki...were in the house... in our world. Remember when I said kinda? This is where that comes into play. I mean it's the FREAKING Akatsuki! Which is also bad.

"Speak" Pein ordered.

"I'll do the talking" I muttered, barely audible.

"Where are we?" Pein began interrogating me.

"This is their house" I pointed to the sisters.

"What country?"

"U.S.A."

"What does it stand for?"

"United States of America."

"..."

"..."

"What element country?"

"Um, we don't have that, it doesn't exist..." I trailed off realizing my mistake.

"..."

"..."

"You're lying" Pein snapped.

"What no...Hey you can put those away!" I said frantically.

Kisame had Samehada ready, Itachi activated his sharingan, Pein raised his hand, and Konan raised some paper up.

"Now hold on!" I panicked.

"Tell us how you know about the element countries... and where we are. Your life depends on your answer, so choose wisely" Pein threatened, his voice dark and cold sending shivers through me. So cool!

"I can show you on the tv" I said in a small voice. Slowly, I walked over to the t.v and went to recordings.

I know what you're thinking, what I'm doing now is stupid. And yes I agree with you, this is stupid. But they're bound to know, might as well get it over with. And it'll make things easier...I hope.

After explaining for what felt like an hour, I stood still. It was really awkward. The silence was eating me up. Soon Pein took some steps towards me. I closed my eyes and braced myself to what would come.

"I'm not going to hurt you" Pein reassured, I loosened up a bit. "But what shall we do with the three?" He addressed the Akatsuki.

"We could kill them!"

"Bomb them!"

"Puppetry?"

"Torment?"

Ana raised her hand.

"What?" Pein asked her.

"Uh why don't we live, and show you around..." she muttered.

"So you can understand your surroundings, and not humiliate yourself" I added.

Pein thought for a moment, a very long moment. "All right" he said at last, "we can keep you, and kill the other two" he said referring to Ana and Linda.

"Wait" I said. They stopped and stared. Man I have nothing, I should have at least consulted with my head. "She can cook, and the little one is fun to mentally torture" I blurted out.

Linda gave me what-the-fuck eyes. I mouthed a sorry.

"Alright" Pein sighed impatiently.

We all nodded and remained quiet. Well this is awkward.

"Um" I said trying to get everyone's attention.

"Yes..?" Konan led me on trying to get me to say my name.

"Oh...I'm Max" I said feeling a little embarrassed.

"Isn't that a boys name?" Deidara asked me.

"Yeah" I mumbled.

"I'm Ana" Ana raised her hand up, "and this is my younger sister Linda."

"Why don't you have a normal name like those two?"

My name is normal...just on a boy.

For a momment we stood in silence. This really is awkward.

"Well" I spoke getting the attention again. "There's too many people for this small house... so I thought I should take half to my house" I suggested, there were eight of them. So we could slpit it half and half. Thanks to not having Zetsu and Tobi.

"Will your parents let us?" Kisame asked me.

"They'll cooperate when their only daughter is in danger."

"That's fucked up" Hidan said. I just shrugged.

"Hey now that I'm thinking about it where is Zetsu and Tobi?" Deidara asked, the rest shrugged not knowing.

"Tobi?" Sasori frowned not understanding.

Deidara stared. "What, oh... no one" Deidara tried changing the subject, Sasori stood glaring at the blonde.

"Alright" I started "I'll take, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, and Pein." Ana jumped up from the couch and grabbed me pulling me away from the Akatsuki to whisper.

"You can't have the tops!" she whispered loudly. She means the cool ones.

"Okay, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, and Konan."

Ana continued glaring at me. "Why can't you take Kisame or Hidan?" Ana asked looking back over her shoulder to make sure they stilll couldn't listen.

"Fine! I'll take Kakuzu instead of Konan" I hissed.

"What are your reasons behind it?" Ana asked, raising an eyebrow.

Big Rule, if you are going to be my friend. Never underestimate my power of getting my way. "Well you'll be staying with the calmer ones. Pein can babyasit Hidan. While my group every one is babysitting someone. So it's not so hard your mom. Plus-" I lowered my voice more, "I have an insane puppeteer, a psycho bomber, a greedy old man, and you hate Itachi."

Ana stared at me for some time, she nodded. "I do dislike Itachi..."

I turned back to the group. I told them the groups and that we would be switching every week with the groups. They understood and went with it.

I'm a very selfish and evil type. If you havn't noticed. The only reason for choosing my group was because I'm not letting anyone else have my sexy trio of men, Itachi, Sasori, and Deidara. Kakuzu was there because, why not, he must know some card games to teach me. And I do love me some money. Cha-ching

"I'll right let's go" I called out making my way to the front door before anyone could figure out my plan. "Good luck!" I called to the girls. I was the last one out when Linda shot from her seat.

"Hey...wait" she yelled.

"Well Bye" I said shutting the door fast.

Linda

I couldn't believe it. No not the Akatsuki coming, that's so thirty minuets ago. I mean Max! She took Itachi from me! You win this round. I continued glaring at Ana for getting rid of Itachi. She ignored me and started cleaning. Our mom would be home in ten minutes or even less than five.

The Akatsuki were sitting around watching tv (which I'm pretty sure exist in Naruto. I don't know I'm not a Naruto fan, only Max and Ana). Pein was in charge of the remote. The channels changing every two seconds before he got bored and left it on a soup opera...in Spanish. I hear they're really good.

The front door slowly opened. We all turned our attention to Ana as she approached the front door. A voice of an all too familiar woman spoke.

"Hey ma..." Ana uncomfortably greeted my mom.

"Hi, where's Linda? Actually what did she do..." her voice trailed off looking at the four anime characters. I don't blame her. Imagine coming home to see four strangers in your house.

It took 30 minutes in total for Ana to explain everything. Which is really short if you think about it. They were in the kitchen while I stayed in the living room. Pein was leaning against the wall that separated the two rooms, watching the explanation go on. I stared at him realizing that the Akatsuki still looked like anime characters. Pretty scarey and cool.

Pein looked over at me so I averted my eyes else where.

My mom sighed and looked over at the rest of us. "Ana, Linda you'll be sharing a room together, I don't care which room. You four can split the other girls room and the others can stay in the living room. Figure it out." My mommy went to her room to probably rest. And to think long and hard about what just happened.

Pein and Konan were going to share the room (we have an extra mattress, don't worry). Kisame and Hidan are staying on the couch for the rest of the week, after Pein threatened that if he would sleep on the couch he would do things that should not be repeated. And Konan of course was okay with whatever.

After Ana made dinner she had me get Hidan and Kisame blankets and pillows. I set them down and hurried up the stairs to Ana's room before they had a chance to talk to me. Panting-I walked into the bathroom that Ana and I shared and brushed my teeth. After doing that I got my pajamas from my room. Thank goodness Konan and Pein weren't there, and that I cleaned my room.

I tiptoed into Ana's room and changed out of my clothes and into my pajamas. I slipped into the covers and moved closed to the wall letting Ana get in. "Isn't this fun?"

"No. I hate sleeping with you, now do me a favor and shut up I want to sleep." Ana turned the lights off and turned her back to me.

"Fine!" I turned my back on her and closed my eyes. When it suddenly hit me. "MY STUFFED ANIMALS!"

Authors Note: Thank You for reading chapter 1 I really appreciate it. And review, tell me if I misspelled something or if there was a gramatic error. Or your opinions. Thank You and stay toon.