In a little house,on the 182 Main Street,in the darkest room of the house...a blonde haired boy just woke up.His name was Deidara.He was tall and slim.He stood up and looked at the clock.It was 10 a.m. (A/n: Well 10 a.m. was a very early hour for him.Because he slept at 2 a.m. last night b/c he watched a movie.).He fell back onto his bed trying to sleep more.But he couldn't, he then rolled off of his bed on the floor and scratched the back of his head.He went to the kitchen and grabbed a box of cereals on the counter.After that he went in the living room and jumped on the couch turning the t.v. on.While he was eating cereals he realized all there wasn't anymore cereals.He was still hungry,he then thought of a store that was open at this hour (A/n: of course there are open many stores at this hour.But yeah ; Deidara isn't the person type that likes to go shopping so he wouldn't have known that.).Then he remembered this new store that opened just yesterday.He then got dressed and grabbed the keys of his house,went outside , locked his house and started walking to the store yawning.He was thinking of this person he saw last night on the street, a red headed boy , he then thought about this guy; he realized he was his new neighbour.He slapped his forehead and walked into the store;he grabbed a cart,he was still holding the keys to his house in his hand.He started walking through the store thinking; he then bumped into someone because he wasn't watching where he was going;at the "crash" Deidara's keys slipped through his hand into the other person's cart.

"I'm sorry!" he sad and looked at the other person.It was the red headed person he was thinking about,he then blushed.

"It's nothing,though you should watch where you're going."the red head spoke.

"Sorry /" Deidara said and started walking away to the cereal aisle.He then grabbed a random box of cereals and walked to the cashier.He kept on thinking about that boy...about his voice, his face.. he was so perfect; "just like a work of art".He bought the box of cereals and headed home.But when he got to his front door he then realized that he didn't have his keys anymore.He then plomped down in front of the door sighing.

"Must've lost them when I collided with that boy.." he thought."Wait that's it! If I really did lose them then; maybe he saw them and picked them up.."he said to himself and then started searching all the neighbourhood asking for a red headed guy, where was his house?...

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Emmeline: NYAA :3 I love you guys! she said and hugged Deidara and Sasori.

Sasori: sighs.

Deidara:hugs back cheerfully. YAY HUGS! :3

Emmeline: Yesh hugs :3

Sasori:Are you flirting with him..? death glares at me.

Emmeline: e.e aww now Sasori don't be grumpy or I'll kill you then rape your body and then chop your head off :3

Sasori:Ok normally I wouldn't be scared but...WHAT THE FK?! RAPE MY BODY!? hides behind Deidara.

Deidara:WE all need a big wise man to hide behind of..no..un?

Emmeline:Yeah Sasori you're making a fool of yourself.Keep your danged right pride at least.

Emmeline & Deidara: sigh. --;;

Emmeline:Anyway's please review because because because because! If you do! SASORI WILL SMEX DEIDARA UP. And then lemon's and then... m-pregnant and then.. keeps on blabbering around like that for a hour. JUST REVIEW BECAUSE IF I DON'T GET AT LEAST 10 REVIEWS I'LL MAKE SURE YOU WERE NEVER BORN. And besides that the next chapter won't appear. :3 I'm evil yeh bishes.

REVIEW.JUST PRESS THE BUTTON.AND GIVE ME SUGESTIONS AND IDEAS. Please :3