Jodie: Hello! I'm JODIE!!! I'M GOING TO BE A POKÉMON MASTER... ess...
*cough* Yeah. Anyways, this is my friend, Chris.
Chris: 'Lo. I'm Chr...
Jodie: *punches Chris in the face* Aaaaanyway, It's my THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!! WOOT!! Um. So, I'm going to Prof Elm's Lab. *walks two steps and arrives* Here it is!!
Chris: *rubs head* Ow...
Jodie: *punches Chris, who collapses* HI PROF ELM!!! *runs over and hugs Elm*
Elm: Urg, get it off!! *pours boiling coffee over Jodie's head* Children! Urg!
Jodie: *collapses over Chris, who was just getting up*
Chris: DARN!!
Elm: Take a Pokémon, aaaaaaany Pokémon... Except for that Jynx over there... *blows a kiss to Jynx*
Chris: I'll take... CHARMANDER!! *grabs Pokéball and zooms out the door*
Jodie: *smouldering* I'll... take... Squirt... ul... *reaches for Pokéball and collapses on top of it* Ow...
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Jodie: *standing outside Violet City Pokémon Center* Chris, I challenge you!
Chris: *standing in front of her* OK! Go, Charmander!
Charmander: Ch... ar.. m... and... rrrrr... zZzZzZzZz...
Chris: *giant anime-style sweatdrop* Um, Charmander, WAKE YO *beeeeeeeeeep*IN' SELF UP!!!
Jodie: *chucks Squirtle's Pokéball in the air, which hits Chris in the nose* Go, Squirtle!
Chris: *clutches nose* OW!! JO-DEE!!
Jodie: Squirtle, Tackle and then Water Gun and then Bubble and then HYPER BEAM!!
Squirtle: I know three moves, Tackle, Leer and Water Gun. And I hate you. *jumps up onto Jodie's shoulder and Tackles her head*
Jodie: *collapses*
Chris: WOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!! *runs around in circles* CHARMANDER, RETURN!! *throws Charmander's Pokéball in the air and runs to the airport*
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Chris: *stands over Jodie, who is tied to a chair and gagged*
Jodie: MRU-HURR-URRRRM!!! MMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRH!!
Chris: *holds his fist three inches away from Jodie's face*
Jodie: SKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRTTTTTTMMMM!!!
Chris: I love you, Jodie.
Chris: 'Lo. I'm Chr...
Jodie: *punches Chris in the face* Aaaaanyway, It's my THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!! WOOT!! Um. So, I'm going to Prof Elm's Lab. *walks two steps and arrives* Here it is!!
Chris: *rubs head* Ow...
Jodie: *punches Chris, who collapses* HI PROF ELM!!! *runs over and hugs Elm*
Elm: Urg, get it off!! *pours boiling coffee over Jodie's head* Children! Urg!
Jodie: *collapses over Chris, who was just getting up*
Chris: DARN!!
Elm: Take a Pokémon, aaaaaaany Pokémon... Except for that Jynx over there... *blows a kiss to Jynx*
Chris: I'll take... CHARMANDER!! *grabs Pokéball and zooms out the door*
Jodie: *smouldering* I'll... take... Squirt... ul... *reaches for Pokéball and collapses on top of it* Ow...
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Jodie: *standing outside Violet City Pokémon Center* Chris, I challenge you!
Chris: *standing in front of her* OK! Go, Charmander!
Charmander: Ch... ar.. m... and... rrrrr... zZzZzZzZz...
Chris: *giant anime-style sweatdrop* Um, Charmander, WAKE YO *beeeeeeeeeep*IN' SELF UP!!!
Jodie: *chucks Squirtle's Pokéball in the air, which hits Chris in the nose* Go, Squirtle!
Chris: *clutches nose* OW!! JO-DEE!!
Jodie: Squirtle, Tackle and then Water Gun and then Bubble and then HYPER BEAM!!
Squirtle: I know three moves, Tackle, Leer and Water Gun. And I hate you. *jumps up onto Jodie's shoulder and Tackles her head*
Jodie: *collapses*
Chris: WOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!! *runs around in circles* CHARMANDER, RETURN!! *throws Charmander's Pokéball in the air and runs to the airport*
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Chris: *stands over Jodie, who is tied to a chair and gagged*
Jodie: MRU-HURR-URRRRM!!! MMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRH!!
Chris: *holds his fist three inches away from Jodie's face*
Jodie: SKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRTTTTTTMMMM!!!
Chris: I love you, Jodie.