one time me and Christian were riding around our maybachs like g's doing g work. We were our way to a drug deal. We sell drugs exactly like it was . maybach music nigga. So anyways secretyly im a wizard and I can cast spells withy hands. Elemtns. Like firen ice and most importantly gravy. "squirt" Christian said. So I shot some gravy out of my hand into chrisytians motuh. But it got all over the maybach so I made Christian clean it up. Anyways so we kept driving to the drug deal and there was an army for black people awaiting our4 arrivlal. And me and Christian got out of the maybacj and hid behind the maybach and Christian pulled out an assult rifle but he had it pointed the wrong way and he shot himself in the neck. So is catseded my special gypsy withcraft healing speel and Christian camed back to life. Then I called in a thunderstorm, with really big lighting rods and I tshocked the bad guys who had my drugs and they all died. And then me and Christian grabbed the bag of kush and exclaimed "420yoloswag nigggggaaaaaa" and then we blazed like G's and Christian couldn't handle the wed so we had to go to the hospital. And then they hooked Christian up to some tubws and did brian surgry on his foot. And then Christian had to be in a wheelchair because he couldn't walk and pushing him is fun btw. I strapped some rockets to Christians wheel chair and then we went down a hill and Christian activiated the rockets and I was like "maybach music nigaa" and then me and Christian went to burger king and then when were at urger king he bent down on one knee and pulled out a box that had a hole in it an ii though he was g9ng to propose to me but instead when he opened it it was a cupcake andhe at the cupcake and then he let out a cute little burp. The end.
