One day red was walking along when he found a wild female Venusaur. To his mistake he sent out his male venusaur. The problem was that red's venusaur was sexually starved because venusaurs were so rare. So venusaur ran away with the other one. They went all the way to lavender town. Im going to visit my dead relatives for a bit said the female. Seeing as the female was sad and an easy target likely, he tried to make his move. But the female said, I only fuck my boyfriend, hes a shiny. But then the male said he wont have to know. So they had sex at the top of the tower where it was really misty so no one could see. The sex was really good. The Venusaurs started growing massive amounts of weed out of the plants on their backs. Suddenly a ghost appeared. This startled the Venusaurs so the male pulled out at climax. Semen sprayed everywhere and the entire floor of the building was sticky. Relax said what turned out to be a haunter. I just wanna smoke some of ur weed. Our WAT!? said the male. Whenever two Venusaurs have sex the finest of drugs grow on their backs said the female. Oh so thats why the birth clinicians are so bad at their jobs said the male. This works out great, that way we can hide the evidence. So the night went on and all the ghosts in the town fucked and hotboxed all night long.