Heero and Duo were sitting by the fire,Up until then Heero forgot about his assassination of Relena Darlian.He slowly got up

"Where are you going Heero?"Duo asked him,knowing that he was up to something because of the gleam in his eyes.

"I'm off to kill someone you know but do not love"He said,grabbing his machine gun.

"Oh"Duo said laying back down

"I'll be back,hopefully"

Heero left and Duo decided to follow him.

(thinking)"Relena will be dead today oh how much fun killing Mr.Darlian's Annoying Bitchy daughter"

Heero finally got to her house and climbed up a vine that went up in to her room.He saw her walking into the room."Relena,guess who""Heero my darling We are meant for each other please come out of hiding and come and give your favorite girl a little kissy wissy"she said smooching up her lips.Heero slapped his head.Heero almost had a good target until two little Chibi Heero's came up on both of his shoulders,one dressed in white with angel wings and a halo and the other read with devil horns and a devil tail."Hey Heero shoot the bitch.She's just another one of your troubles from fighting" Devil Heero said."Heero don't listen to him,he just wants you in troble"said angel Heero."Just leave me alone,also I like the Devil one better."Devil Heerostuck his tongue out and they disappeared.Heero went out and shot Relena."Operation assassanate Relena finished"he whispered.

A couple of minutes after,Duo climbed up and saw Heero there."HEERO YOU STUPID ASS MOTHER FUCKER.YOU CHEATED ON ME."

Duo climbed down and left.

Heero decided to become queen."I am now Queen.I may have to wear frilly pink dresses and all but still this kicks ass."

Heero looked in her closet."Damn.Nothing but pink"He thought.He saw one that was at least appropriate and put it on.

"Miss Relena are you ok?",Dorothy asked from outside the door.

Heero said in his best Relena voice"yes i am now let me be"

"OK" Dorothy said leaving

Heero finally sat down on the bed and started laughing."haha Princess Heero is now me"

TBC,

Me:Hey heero nice dress

Heero:thanks i stole it from someone i shot,her name is Relena

Me:hey are you a cross dresser?

Heero:No

Me:Yes c'mon admit it

Heero:I am not a cross-dresser

Me:Yes

Heero:no

*continues for 30 minutes*

Me:Okay you're not

Heero oh and for seeing this i have to kill you

*shot**BAM*

Heero:oh another relena wannabe