YU-GI-DOH!
This is my first story and I'm really excited. This is a bashing of the original show not because I hated it but because it annoyed me sometimes.
Also in this story I exaggerated their personalities a lot or they're out of character.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! If I did Kaiba would have beat Yugi into a pulp every time.
Yugi: I wish I had friends. -sighs-
Joey: Sorry, Twerp.
Yugi: You're so hurtful!
Tristian: Need… to…. hit stuff. Or… stuff… face with… MEEEAT!!
Yami: This is all very absurd.
Sparkly Emerald: Tell me about it.
Yami: You're writing this story how can you be here!
(I will refer to myself as Sparkly now) Sparkly: Hmmm… weird.
Yugi: I'm too much of a LOSER to have friends! -sob-
Joey: Sorry, Twerp!
Yugi: Sorry? For what?
Joey: For this! -throws pie at Yugi-
Tristian: Pie! No! You wasted it!
Tea: Oh. Boy.
Yami: Yes?
Tea: No, it's just an expression, Atem.
Yami: Atem? Who's he?
Tea: You're Atem.
Yami: What!? You knew my name all this time and you never told me!?
Sparkly: Of course! It's more suspenseful that way!
Yami: What? She's back!
Joey: Hey! She can't be here!
Tristian: Now wait.-to Sparkly- Did you bring meat?
Sparkly: No.
Tristian: You're right she can't be here!
Sparkly: Why not?
Yugi: Because you're writing the story! And while we're at it why am I such a loser?
Sparkly:-raises eyebrow- Do you really want me to answer that?
Tea: Oooh, burn!
Gonard: I like puppies! -laughs joyfully then disappears-
Yugi:-whining- Why's heeee here heee's no even in my show!
Joey: Sorry, Twerp.
Yes-Man: HE IS A MASTER OF DECEPTION!
Sparkly: What?
GuyBoyPerson (My brother GBP): Hey I'm the Yes-Man around here! (a)
Yes-Man: OH! YEAH!
GBP: Hah! Now I am the yes-man!
Yes-Man: OH! NO!
Yami: Hey, Sparkly's gone again!
Yugi: Darn! Why is she doing this?
Yami: She's an alien!
Yugi: Of course! It all makes sense now! She came from the Tiki Nebula to eat our brains and-
Billy: DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL ! DESTR-
Tea: He's gone! This is getting weird guys!
Yami: Indeed. It seems that various real world and cartoon characters are being warped to and from this world at seemingly random intervals.
Tea: But why?
Sparkly: Yeah, wh-
Yugi: Haha! She's got warped unexpectedly!
Joey: Sorry, Twe- What?
Tristian: -Turns gray- MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT!
Sparkly: Oh no! Tristian has turned into… A Meat Zombie!
Yugi: How do we defeat him?
Yami: A duel.
GBP: You can't duel a zombie, stupid.
Sparkly: He's right. You can't fight a zombie anyways, pft amateurs.
GBP: You have to turn him back into Tristian.
Sparkly: Right, and the only way to do that is-
Tea: They're gone again!
Yugi: No! What a horrible time for a random interval!
Sparkly: We're back!
GBP: OH! YEAH!
Sparkly: You have to feed him a horrible thing.
GBP: A TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE THING!
Sparkly: -ominous music and lightning- Tofu.
All: -GASP!-
Yes- Man: THE HUMANITY!
GBP: Hey, you! I told you I'm the Yes-Man around here!
Yes-Man: TOO BAD!
GBP: Why you! -GBP chases a screaming Yes-Man-
Yugi: -speaking of the zombie problem- No problem Tofu -ominous music and lightning- looks just like meat, right? (b)
All: -gape at Yugi's stupidity-
Tea: -incredulous- Have you ever seen Tofu? -ominous music and lightning-
Yugi: Hehehe? Sorry… Twerp?
Joey: Sorry, Twerp! But that's myline! -smacks Yugi with frying pan-
Sparkly: YES! My invention works! ( c)
Yami: How do we feed him the Tofu? -ominous music and lightning-
Sparkly: Wait a minute… -to Yes-man and GBP- SHUT-UP STUPIDS!
GBP: Die, Faker!
Yes-Man: AH! MY SUIT! GIVE IT BACK!
Tristian: -coming towards them- MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT.
Sparkly: AAAH! Hurry feed him the Tofu! -ominous music and lightning which zaps Yes-Man and GBP-
Yes-Man & GBP: blink-blink
Tea: HI- shoves Tofu dun dun dun down Tristians throat-YAH!
Tristian: Cough Gag Wheeze -regains normal color- EEEW! Tofu? -ominous music and lightning- I can't believe you made me eat… that stuff.
Ominous Music band& lightning: Aaaw. He didn't say it. Darn.
Tea: Well it was either that or you be a zombie for the rest of your life.
Joey: And that would have probably been for the best.
Yami: That's right.
Yugi: But in the end we're still friends. (Why? Who knows?)
Tea: and that's the most important thing!
Yami: Except for the 'Heart of the Cards'.
Kaiba: I'm so sick of hearing you preach about the 'Heart of the cards'!
So after Kaiba ranted for a few hours and everyone laughed at him.:(They left to continue their show. They never did find out about the warping but who cares anyway?
Well that's it except…
(a) GBP is my brother and faithful Yes-Man We do not own Any Kappa Mikey charaters we just use them :)!
(b) I used to think Tofu (dun, dun, dun) looked like meat. Yes, I was (and possibly still am) stupid.
( c) I was being weird once and claimed Frying Pans as my invention. -I do not really own frying pans it was just a joke- the 'C' looks weird because I had to put a space or it made the little 'copyright' logo.
(extra!) If you want to know more about GBP Look him up ,his pen name is GuyBoyPerson.
Oh yeah. I also do not own Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Please review!