Hello all you crazy readers this is CoRi-ChAn posting a story that I wrote with Asia and without her permission. She would spaz if I told her I was...ne I already told her and of course she spazzed BUT WHO CARES I AM JUST AS CRAZY AS HER AND SHE BETTER DEAL WITH IT IF YOU ASIA ARE ACTUALLY READING THIS. Also I am sorry about the Duo bashing to come, I absolutely luv D-chan but I was in the Dbz and Ranma stage at the time so ummm READ!

Disclaimers

CoRi-This isn't fair, Asia doesn't hafta do this then why DO I!

Guy Person Dude: Cuz shes not here!

CoRi- *Snivvle Input* Fine, I don't own these Animes, Naoko, Yoshiyuki/Hajime, Rumiko, and the DBZ peoples own them. Oh and The Blue Seed peeps do to SO STOP LISTENING TO ME AND READ ALREADY










UsagiAsiaMaxwell: (starting)
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan appears in a large round room with white padded walls.
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia- YAY! *bounces harmlessly off of the walls*
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia- ^o^
CORIPICAT: Cori-chan flies in through the ceiling
weeeee!
CORIPICAT: *lands on her face*

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia- Ahhh! *runs out of Cori-chan's way
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: owies....
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: that had to hurt...
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Why are we here?
CORIPICAT: *gets up in no pain*

CORIPICAT: did I do thhhhaaattttt

CORIPICAT: cuz!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: oh. K!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Guess what?
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: ...
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: BUILCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CORIPICAT: NUBBIN!

CORIPICAT: *giggles*
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: *jumps around the room like a bunny on crack* guess what else!
CORIPICAT: I LIVE IN A WORLD OF PINEAPPLES DUCKS AND CANDY CORN!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: *falters in her jumping*ummm...... no that's not it... *resumes jumping* guess again!
CORIPICAT: *her tail wags furiously behind her*
CORIPICAT: eeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
CORIPICAT: OI OI OINK P-CHAN!

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: -_- o_o -_- *blink blink*
CORIPICAT: *does the chicken walk* QUACK QUACK GOBBLE!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: *grabs her by her shoulders* snap out of it Woman! *slaps her*
CORIPICAT: WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOMMMMMAAAAAAANNNNNN!
CORIPICAT: u got the fei-chan bug

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: (idea!)
CORIPICAT: *giggles*

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: (gimme a sec*
CORIPICAT: *takes out p-chan (ryoga hibiki in piggy form) and huggles him*

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: *Wufei appears* Who said my name!? Come out you weaklings! *looks around* no.... no.... It's!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia- Asia-chan and corri-chan!
CORIPICAT: *runs in circles with p-chan in her arms*

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
CORIPICAT: FEI FEI!!!!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Wufei- help me!!!!!!!!!! *runs around in circles*
CORIPICAT: *is still huggling p-chan*

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia- MWAHAHAHAHA! *runs after him!*
CORIPICAT: what is u gunna do to wuman there?
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Wufei- injustice! disshonor!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: (what?)
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: (what do u mean)
CORIPICAT: * tail is still wagging* (fei fei is wuman)
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: (lol! kk!)
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Wufei- what do you mean onna!
CORIPICAT: *well p-chan wat do u think of this little inncident?
CORIPICAT: p-chan- oink oink snort (thats laughing in piggish)
CORIPICAT: me too!

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia cracks out laughing and points to wufeis chest* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Wufei- what is it onna?!
CORIPICAT: u was insulted by a piggy!

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- Wu-chan... *gasp* look-hahah- down!!!!!!! hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: *wufei looks down* noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CORIPICAT: eh?!?! (Cori is confused herself)

CORIPICAT: oiii

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Wufei- ONNA!!!! WHY DO I HAVE THESE?!?!?!?!?! *points to his new breasts*
CORIPICAT: WHA!?!?!?!?!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia- Corri-chan gave me an idea!
CORIPICAT: *me falls ova*

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- when she called you a woman!
CORIPICAT: i didnt do nething

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- It's perfect for you!!
CORIPICAT: but i know wat i CAN do
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan wqhat what?!?!?1
CORIPICAT: *snaps fingas and Duo appears*

CORIPICAT: heehee......
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- D_CHAN! *attaches herself to him*
CORIPICAT: ooooooooo betta idea
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Duo- LOOK AT WU-MAN! HE'S A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
CORIPICAT: *snaps fingas and all the gundam wing pilots appear*

CORIPICAT: *snikers and huggles p-chan more*

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia- It's like christmas! look at all my presents!
CORIPICAT: O__o

CORIPICAT: ummm YeAH
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Duo *singing*- wuman is a woman!
CORIPICAT: but now u must gimme presents too

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: *Hiiro looks at wufei* dear god man..... are you drunk?
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: kk! ummmm.... (what was that dude you wanted yesterday?)
CORIPICAT: *falls ova laughing*

CORIPICAT: GOTEN GT GT GOTEN!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Quatre- oh my..... *blushes at Wufei*
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- ok! *snaps and Goten appears*
CORIPICAT: Quatre dont get any ideas now u already have Trowa

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Quatre- O) I'M NOT LIKE THAT!
CORIPICAT: TEN!!!!!!!!
*lathches onto Goten*
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: (idea!!!!!!!!!)
CORIPICAT: *still has P-chan*

CORIPICAT: eh?
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: *Duo cracks up again* Duo- Quatre's got himself a WUman! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
CORIPICAT: Goten- O__o (is confused)
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Trowa- ...
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- You have a point though... he IS cute... *is talking of Goten* but he's yours. *shrugs*
CORIPICAT: GOTEN IS MINE U DONT EVEN KNOW WAT GT GOTEN LOOKS LIKE!!!!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: HEY!!! I just said he was yours! back off!!!!!!!!!!
CORIPICAT: HE DOESNT LOOK LIKE GOKU WHEN HES OLDER!

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: OK!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST LAY OFF! I don't want him!
CORIPICAT: OH OH OH R U SAYING THAT GOTEN IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!
CORIPICAT: Goten-ummmm ladies?
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- NO! That's not it!!!!!!!!! *hides behind Duo from furios Corri-chan*
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- SAVE ME D-CAHN!!!!!!!!!!
CORIPICAT: its only 1 r u cant even spell!

CORIPICAT: and u know that my goten is WWAAAYYYY stronger then Duo!
CORIPICAT: hhahahahahahahahahah
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- *sniffles* me sowies.... WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns chibi*
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Duo- is not!
CORIPICAT: *falls ova*
is to!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Duo- only cause he's an allien!
CORIPICAT: hes one of the strongest in the world!
CORIPICAT: WHAT DID YO SAY!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Duo- yeah,,,, btu he doesn't have a braid!!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: I said he's an alien!
CORIPICAT: well he doesnt wanna look like a girl!

CORIPICAT: *charges at Duo*


UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Duo- THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE GIVE ME A GUN!!!!!!!!!
CORIPICAT: *swings him by his braid
CORIPICAT: *
CORIPICAT: YALAYALAYALAYALA!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Duo- OW OW OW! STOP IT!!!
CORIPICAT: *throws him into a wall*
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- don't hurt D-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!
CORIPICAT: dont you dare insult Goten again!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Cori-chan! stop it
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Duo- You started it!
CORIPICAT: Goten-................oi
CORIPICAT: YEAH ASIA YOU STARTED IT!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- Goten! make her stop! she's your woman!
CORIPICAT: *giggles*
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!
CORIPICAT: YU HUH!
CORIPICAT: YOU DID TO!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: NUH_UH!!!!!!!!!!!!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: DID NOT!
CORIPICAT: *puts P-chan down*

CORIPICAT: *pours hot water on him*

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- uhhhh.....
CORIPICAT: heeheehee
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: (oi, is he from ranma or something?)
CORIPICAT: Ryoga darling you go get that braided baka for me now
CORIPICAT: yes!
CORIPICAT: *huggles Ryoga*
CORIPICAT: pulease
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Duo- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE PIGGY THINGY AWAY!!!!!!!!!
CORIPICAT: HE HUMAN U BAkA!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: DUO_ SAME DIFF.!!!!!!!!!
CORIPICAT: HE JUST FFELL INTO AN ACCURSED SPRING!
CORIPICAT: YOU BAKA
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: DUO- HOW THE HELL WAS I S'POSED TO KNOW THAT?!?!?!?1
CORIPICAT: *huggles Ryoga making him blush*
CORIPICAT: U WERENT!
CORIPICAT: BECAUSE U-R-A-BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!
CORIPICAT: *powers up*
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Duo- NUH-UH!!!!!!!!!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Duo- nani...
CORIPICAT: aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Duo- uhhhh...... help?
CORIPICAT: *charges at Duo*
CORIPICAT: U BAKAYARO!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: *sheilds Duo*
CORIPICAT: *powers up a ki blast*
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- DON'T MAKE ME TURN INTO A RABBID BUNNY ON YOU!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: YOU KNOW I'LL DO IT TOO!
CORIPICAT: *flies ova Asia and shoots it at Duo*
CORIPICAT: ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!1
CORIPICAT: !!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: AND I'LL TAKE AWAY YOUR BIG STICK!!!!!!!!!!
CORIPICAT: *a crisp Duo is now standing there*

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: *makes duo duck so he won't get hit*
CORIPICAT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CORIPICAT: haha tooooo slow
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: (never mind that last on)
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: ()
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Duo- owie...
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asi-chan- YOU HURT MY D-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!
CORIPICAT: hmph
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Quatre- now now....
CORIPICAT: SHUT UP!
CORIPICAT: goodie goodie!
CORIPICAT: *walks bak to her bishis*
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Quatre- *sniffles* WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
CORIPICAT: *falls ova*

CORIPICAT: oi that hurts stop!!!!!!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- *mutters* at least I don't like a piglet.....
CORIPICAT: *runs through the padded wall*
CORIPICAT: WHAT!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Quatre- WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhh!!!!!!!!!!!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- YOU HEARD ME!!!!!!!
CORIPICAT: HEY DO U EVEN KNOW WHAT P-CHAN LOOKS LIKE!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- uhhh..... he's standing right in front of me!
CORIPICAT: ill send u a pic of him and u'll see how kawaii he is

UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- fine.... just no more hurting....
CORIPICAT: hmph well ur baka should shut up
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Duo- yeah...
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: CORI-CHAN!!!!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: YOU STARTED IT!
CORIPICAT: :P
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: JUST LET IT GO!!!
CORIPICAT: NYAH!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: Asia-chan- ugh.... oi vey...
CORIPICAT: THIS IS WAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET ON MY EVIL SIDE!
CORIPICAT: BWAHAHahahAHAHAHAahahahAHAhAahah
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: ASIA_CHAN_ DON"T MAKE ME BREAK OUT MR. POPO!!!!!!!
CORIPICAT: LIKE THAT'LL SAVE YOU!
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: (mr. popo is evil me.... i just took his body)
CORIPICAT: *blows a raspberry at duo*
CORIPICAT: hahahahahaahahahhh
CORIPICAT: brb
UsagiAsiaMaxwell: k. hey, can we stop for now?


Well Sadly this is the end, but If you want more I'll go bug Asia till she helps me. Also I am putting funny facts of Anime at the end

Funny Fact Of The Day:

In the Japanese Versions of Gundam Wing/Endless Waltz, did you know Quatre's Voice is done by a woman! OMG THAT'S SO CRUEL TO Q-CHAN. Well buh bye.