12 days of Christmas blues
ED: since it's Christmas and all. I've decided that I'm going to share a song that I made about my 12 days of horror.
Winry: Hey they weren't that bad!
Ed: I was shot in the head, got 11 stitches from a bar brawl, almost incinerated, 10 bashes on the head from a wrench on my head, and your telling me that, that isn't bad at all?
Al: well actually you brought some of that stuff on your own.
Ed: SHUT UP! (Starts singing)
On the first day of Christmas, Santa gave to me...
A wrench in my girlfriend's hand (Winry: yeah!!!)
On the second of Christmas Santa gave to me...
2 shots at the head from Havoc,
and a wrench in my gf's hand.
On the third day of Christmas Santa gave to me...
3 bursts of flames from pissing the colonel off,
2 shots to the head and
a wrench in my gf's hand.
Al: why do you keep blaming Santa for your misfortunes? YOU"RE the one bringing them on yourself!
Ed: because..um we kinda got into a little fight...and...
Al: OMG! Please tell me that you didn't! Please!
Ed: he only got minor injuries...
Al: OMG! NII-SAN!!!)
On the fourth day of Christmas manta gave to me...
4 stacks of work for Christmas
3 bursts of flames
2 shots to the head and
a wrench in my gf's hand.
On the 5th day of Christmas Santa gave to me....
5 puppy hayates from Fuery,
4 stacks of work,
3 burst of flames,
2 shots to the head, and
a wrench in my gf's hand.
On the 6th day of Christmas Santa gave to me...
6 flying swords from king Bradley,
5 puppies hayates,
4 stacks of work,
3 bursts of flames,
2 shots to the head
and a wrench in my gf's hand.
On the 7th day of Christmas Santa gave to me....
7 insults from Al (Al: actually more than 7 nii-san.),
6 flying swords,
5 puppies hayates,
4 stacks of work,
3 bursts of flames,
2 shots to the head
and a wrench in my gf's hand.
On the 8th day of Christmas Santa gave to me....
8 complaining neighbors,
7 insults from Al
6 flying swords
5 puppies hayates
4 stacks of work
3 bursts of flames
2 shots to the head and
a wrench in my gf's hand.
On the 9th day of Christmas Santa gave to me....
9 cartons of milk Al bought me to help me grow
Ed: what the hell!
Al: it's the thought that counts nii-san
Roy: but ed if you want to grow you need to drink more mi-
Ed:one more word and I swear
Roy (smirk): what? Two start to bicker. Al sighs and continues the rest for his brother.)
8 complaining neighbors (Al: (mutters) im surprised that that the police weren't reported on us.)
7 insults from Al
6 flying swords
5 puppies hayates
4 stacks of work,
3 bursts of flames
2 shots to the head
and a wrench in my gf's hand.
On the 10th day of Christmas santa gave to me...
10 smacks on the head for busting my automail,
9 cartons of milk
ed: argh!
8 complaining neighbors
7 insults from Al (well you were annoying me!)
6 flying swords
5 puppy hayates
4 stacks of work
Hawkeye: I could've given you more
Ed: point taken
3 burst of flames
Roy: hey it could've been worse
Ed: like the last time when you tried to set my hair on fire!?
Roy: hey it was an accident (widens eyes innocently, all the while trying not to smirk)
Ed: liar!
2 shots to the head,
and a wrench in my girlfriends hand
On the 11th day of Christmas Santa gave to me....
Ed: oh jeez karma hates me!
Winry: no we love you, you just tend to get on peoples nerves sometimes...oh who am I kidding? Like 90% of the time.
Ed: thanks! (Sarcastic) I love you too!
Winry: (smiles) no prob!
11 stitches on the head from a bar brawl...
Al: do I even want to know?
Ed: Havoc took me!
Havoc: he promised to behave!
Al: and you honestly believed him? This is my brother we're talking about?
Havoc:...
10 smacks on the head for bashing my automail
9 cartons of milk to help me grow
8 complaining houses
7 insults from Al
6 flying swords
5 puppy hayates
Al: oh so we can keep dogs, but when it comes to kitties you're totally against it!
Ed: oh for...
4 stacks of work
3 bursts of flames
Roy: hmmmm...
Ed: don't even think about it colonel bastard!!!
2 shots to the head and,
a wrench in my gf's hand
On the 12th day of Christmas santa gave to me...
a surprise part thrown by my friends for me!!!
Winry: we felt bad about how your weeks been going, so we threw a party to cheer you up.
Ed: (sniffles) thanks guys
Winry: omg! Are you crying?!
Ed: no.....
Winry: omg! That is sooo cute!!! (throws arms around him)
Roy: did you hear that fullmetal? That was cute. Especially the part where your nose goes all red and -
Ed: I'm warning you colonel bastard! f**k off!
Al: I told you he'd lose it.
Ed: that goes for you to Al!!
11 stitches from a bar brawl...
Al: no more bars for you nii-san!
Ed: you can't tell me what to do! I'm 17 for crying out loud!
Al: funny I forgot, must be because you don't act like it...
Roy: or look like it...
(Ed just grits teeth and ignores them )
10 smacks to the head for my busted automail
9 cartons of milk
8 complaining houses (Al: they should try living with him...)
7 insults from Al
6 flying swords
5 puppy hayates
4 stacks of work
3 bursts of flames
2 shots to the head
and a wrench in my gf's hand
Winry: don't worry I'm not going to use it...unless you provoke me into doing so then yea
Ed: thanks! I love you too!!!
Winry just laughs
The end
a/n note: phew finally done!!!:p took me along time to finish but that was just cuz I was supposed to be doing my homework....but I'm not....shhh noone tell my mom...but anyways R&R!!! =D