I do not own Total Drama or Pokémon. Those franchises appear courtesy of Teletoon and Fresh TV (Total Drama) and Nintendo and Game Freak (Pokémon).
A red four-legged creature with a hoop on its back was standing on a boat dock.
"What's happenin'?!" the creature boomed. "Welcome to Total Pokémon Island! I, Volcanion, have gathered 22 Pokémon to spend the next few weeks at Camp Wasteland on Autumn Island, in the middle of Troubled Lake."
Volcanion walked to two log cabins. "The campers will be divided into two teams, each of which is based in one of these cabins."
He then headed towards an outhouse. "This is the confessional. An any time, one contestant can let out their thoughts about another camper or a challenge."
Volcanion then presented what looked like a cafeteria. Someone opened the door for him.
"HEY! I WAS JUST PREPARING SOME MYSTERY MEAT FOR THE 22 WEAKLINGS!" a male voice boomed. Out stepped a purple rhinoceros-rodent-dinosaur creature.
"That's Nidoking," said Volcanion. "He's the chef with a serious attitude problem... and no indoor voice."
"YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT ME, PUNK?!" roared Nidoking.
"Uh... yeah... I was just introducing you to the audience," said Volcanion nervously. He then turned towards the cameraman. "Let's hurry down to the campfire," he whispered to the cameraman.
Soon Volcanion was standing at an extinguished campfire, which was surrounded by eleven stumps.
"Whenever a team loses a challenge," explained Volcanion. "Each member must vote in the confessional to eliminate someone, then meet me after dinner at the campfire." An intern, who looked like a giant rodent with a flame collar, walked in, carrying a plate full of colorful cubes.
"All but one of the contestants will receive one of these delicious PokéBlocks," stated Volcanion. "Whoever does not get a Pokéblock must pack up, head to the dock, and ride the Lapras of Shame to Loser Resort. The last one standing will receive a million dollars!"
"Well then," Volcanion turned to the camera. "It's time for Total. Pokémon. ISLAND!"
Here are the 22 characters: Tropius, Surskit, Persian, Scatterbug, Emolga, Aron, Phantump, Skitty, Hypno, Scraggy, Chinchou, Pignite, Solosis, Charizard, Abra, Kingdra, Totodile, Pidgeot, a human OC, Skiddo, Golem, and Banette