A SUE'S WORST NIGHTMARE
Today was Selena Bubbly Heart Sugarplum Perfectpant's 10th birthday and the sun was shining as she opened one perfect eye and noticed the time.
"Oh no! I am dreadfully late! Oh, well, that just means I'll get a special Pokemon!" Her beautiful voice sang. Her voice was so pure and beautiful that when she spoke angels swooned. When she got out of bed she walked to her dresser and put on the perfect clothes that she had ever so perfectly picked out the year- uh night I meant night before. It was a beautiful Teal T-shirt that hugged her ample chest in a way that made her look like a prostitute-I mean supermodel. And a mini- skirt that hugged her butt like underwear. She looked into the mirror entranced by her beautiful green- red- yellow- purple- azure- pink- j-ello- hazel- sage green- blue- turquoise eyes. She pulled her gaze away long enough to pick up her hairbrush to brush her hair at which point she became entranced by her perfect Blondish-Brownish- Reddish-Black hair with streaks of Red, Blue, Pink, Orange, and Yellow that was so long it reached the ground. After another hour of being entranced by her beauty, She decided that maybe she should go get a Pokeman I mean Mon. Pokemon. She stood outside the door of Professor Oak's Lab even though we didn't know she was in Pallet Town until just now. She waited there for someone to open the door because she was so special that they must know she was coming to get her 1st Pokemon today. But unfortunately for little Selena the door opened outward. Which she found out when the door swung out and smashed her perfect nose.
"Selena? You were supposed to be here hours ago." The nameless aide realizes she is holding her nose. "Oh I'm sorry did I smash your nose with the door?" Selena removes her hands from her nose to reveal a bloody mess. "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" Suddenly Selena's nose magically heals! "Whoa!! That's really weird! Just go see the professor, okay?" The nameless aide left scared.
"Okey, dokey!" Selena Bubbly Heart Sugarplum Perfectpant's chirped. "PROFESSOR!" her perfect voice rang out. "I came for my Pokemon."
"Selena? Just come back here I'm almost done." The Professor said, his boring old voice falling flat in the Lab. She walked back to where he was studying something in an incubator, Actually it was several somethings! She leaned over to get a closer look and saw it was baby Pokemon! Not ordinary either, these were legendary Pokemon!
"Professor, I don't know which one to pick! Can I have them all?" Selena squealed in excitement.
"What are you talking about!?" The Professor cried. "These are Legendary Pokemon. You can't have these!!" The professor sighed, "As a matter of fact I already gave away all the starters. You should have been on time."
"WHAAAAAAA!!" Selena yelled. "But I have to have a Pokemon!!"
"Sorry." The professor said.
"Oh please, oh please, oh please, give me a Pokemon!" She yelled.
"Fine, take this and go away!" The Professor gave her a Pokeball and made her leave.
"Yeah! I win! Now I can go on an adventure and become THE CHAMPION!" she yelled throwing her Pokeball. But when she saw the Pokemon that came out her face went pale. "A R-ratata?!" she screamed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Tune in next time to see how Selena Bubbly Heart Sugarplum Perfectpants mutates- I mean trains her ratata to be ultra-strong!!