Father Knows Best
You want to go outside? Why, N?
Look at you, so weak and helpless
You're as thin as a Bellsprout
More potent than you is a Skitty's hiss.
I keep you in this castle for a reason,
Nothing can happen to you until your coronation.
Somehow I knew that you'd tire of this place,
Soon you'd want to go on a journey of your own.
In time, I will allow, but you're not quite ready yet.
Silence, N. I hope you only jest,
Because Father knows best.
Father knows best,
Listen to your father,
Unova is a frightening wilderness.
Father knows best,
The moment you step outside,
You'll be lucky to survive unless
Poachers, predators,
Poison Pokémon, sandstorms
Swamps and child services, the Pokérus.
Yes, don't you see how danger lurks around?
Humans who will use you in experiments,
Who knows if you'll have to crawl in some dirty vents.
Please, N, I'm not as young as I used to be.
Father has some important duties.
You'll live under my protection until then.
So here's what I will suggest,
Stay with Anthea,
Don't stray from Concordia.
Father knows best.
Well, go on and fall off Skyarrow Bridge!
Well, go on and die of dehydration!
I'm just your father, why do you need to heed my advice,
I only taught you how to rule with an iron fist!
Go ahead and let me die of a broken heart,
You'll just forget about me, if you're smart
When you're in danger or starving,
Don't blame me because I tried to warn you
Father knows best.
Father knows best,
Take it from your daddy,
You're just too naive to survive.
Disheveled, unaware,
Admit that you're a klutz!
What good are books out in the real world?
They won't help you in your cardboard box!
Girls will flee from your rugged appearance,
While men steal your money and leave you to die.
N, you must learn that you must stay here.
Your coronation day is slowly approaching.
No need to fret, I understand.
If you refuse to listen, and venture out on your own,
Don't say I didn't warn you so,
Because Father knows best.
A/N- I can't imagine Ghetsis being as melodramatic as Mother Gothel. Weird.