INFIDELITY OF THE HEART
BMFM BELONGS TO THEIR CREATORS! KP TOO. NO, IT'S NOT A CROSSOVER.
A/N MY LOVE STORIES ALWAYS TURN INTO COMEDIES SO I MAY'S WELL JUST CHURN OUT THE LATEST ONE BREWING IN MY HEAD. IT WAS EITHER THIS OR PLAYING WITH THE PSP. I THOUGHT I'D EXERCISE MY BRAIN INSTEAD. I'M THINKING IT WAS A BAD CHOICE.
I'M ALSO CRAVING CHOCOLATE. IT'S ALL I CAN THINK OF! STUPID DIET!
Sweetheart's com buzzed…
'Hello?'
'Vinnie, it's me. Carbine's pregnant!'
'Isn't that supposed to be good news?'
'Good news?! How can it be good news! I can't afford to have this many mouths hanging off the Last Chance's income.'
'Couldn't this wait till I get back? I'm almost done at the shops. By the way, was it super or maxi you wanted?'
'Super? Dammit Vinnie, I said ultra thins! Do you ever listen to what I'm saying?!'
'Ok, ok! Don't lose your panties over it. Though I guess it won't matter with these things. They're huge!'
'&# idiot! Take them back and get what I asked. Then get back over here as fast as you can. It's worse than I first thought.'
Thirty minutes later…
'So what's the sitch?'
'The sitch? You've been watching Kim Possible again haven't you! Vinnie, I know you're only watching that show so you can perve on her!'
'No I'm not. It's not my fault she's hot and can beat bad guys up with her bare hands. Can I help it if I have a thing for strong, dominant women. I married one didn't I!'
'Carbine's pregnant.'
'You've already told me that. Big deal.'
'She's pregnant with Modo's babies. I caught them two weeks ago going at it like….uh….'
'Like mice? You've known for two weeks and you never told me?! Does Throttle know?'
'I didn't know what to do! And no, Throttle was asleep at the time.'
'What should we do?'
'Well for starters, you can stop naming your damn pet mice after everyone you know!!'
'But babe, they're mice! They needed cool names. Mr Fluffy just doesn't cut it.'
'I don't care Vinnie. In fact, you can take the whole lot of them back to the pet store. I've had enough of this. Including your namesake.'
'But sweetheart! You can't get rid of me, I mean Vinnie II. I'll take the others back but we're keeping me, I mean him.'
'I didn't know you went that way Vinnie.'
'What? What do you mean?!'
'Vinnie II is a girl and she's been going at it with Throttle II since this morning. Congratulations, you're a mum!! Now take them back before I sell you to some kid as a pet.'
'Throttle, how could you?! I trusted you like a brother!'
'NOW VINNIE!!'
THE FINITE, END, THAT'S ALL FOLKS.