it was a grrogeous day in San dimas CA an Rufus was polissing his fone booth till it shone in da sun. bill n ted wer gonna b very prod 2 see it, tehy hasd 2 take abaham linkin back 2 his time preiod 2day. He was vicoding his old freinds bill nted. Tehy was trying 2 get him not 2 go 2 da movies so he wowdont get shot at.

rufus was goin 2 da circus K 2 get a frostee wen he saw a fone boot fly trehw da sky. itwas not his fone booth, it was blue. 'now who is tryinh 2 b a fone boot pilot arond here bsids me' sez rufie, he is gettin a lil jaalous. his booth is shiny n clean but not blue

the boot landed in da parkn lot n a eenglsh man getz out. 'iam dr who, who do u tank u re, tyrin 2 b a fone botth pilit iam da onle 1'

'ur foen boot is da fugleist think i evar saw' sez rufie 'n now iam gona kcik ur azz.'

'lets ahave a fone boot battl 2 da death' sez dr who

'plz dont fihgt' sez arabama linkin ' fiightin is bad'

'we has 2 c wich boot is bettre aham linkin' sez rufie.

'if u wont lissen 2 me mayb u will lissen 2 ur fiends bill n ted'

'plx dont fihgt' bill n ted sez sardinly shoeing up. 'dr who is tuff n he will distory u'

'he deosnt lookso tuff 2 me' sez rufie

'i amso tuff n u will regirt dis ruifies' sez dr who

'well in my coroner i hav bill n ted n aragorn linkin, u hasnt got no1 2 hlep u'

'i will hlep u dr who' sez a man wit mussles ridin a bog green cat

'o noes it is he man' sez bll n ted

araman linkin killz he man wit a sowrd from his one time. then battle cat eats da peaces n burps up a hare ball wit he mans bonerz in it.

'now u has 2 find some1 esie 2 hlep u' sez rufies

'i has tinker bell' sez dr who eenglisly

tinker bel waydfs her wanda but she is not quik enuff n battl cat eats her 2

'i thiak u r both rong' sez a voce from nowehere

'who r u' sez evy1

'i jus wan 2 tell u dat no1 uses fone boots no more, n u shud rly get a seel fone' sez da guy n he givs evey1 a seel fone

'can u here me now' he asls

'but u cannt traevl threu time wit it' sez dr who

'n nodoby wud fit insdide it' sez rufies

than da seel fones blew up n evey1 dies excpect bill n ted n aragorn linkin. but trehe was no more fone boot piltis anymre so linkin had 2 stay in midern times.

PS

linkin joned bill n teds band n they made rock nrole histry