I do not own Naruto or Akatsuki
Akatsuki Poker Night
In the middle of the Akatsuki hideout's living room, was the big round green poker table with ten chairs around it, with chips for 10 millions for each player and bowls and glasses for all of the them
The first one to show up was Kakuzu eager to win some money from his fellow Akatsuki members , next was Sasori because of his problems with making people wait and wait him self. The next came in a pair, Pain and Konan and it was easy to see they had something dirty in mind, but that look disappeared when they saw Sasori and Kakuzu and silently sat down. Like a lightning from a clear sky Zetsu showed up, soon followed by Itachi and Kisame.
"Can't you shut up for five minuets, just five minutes" Deidara yelled at Tobi
"B-But Deidara-senpai... Tobi was just being a good boy" Tobi said
They sat down, it was easy to see that Deidara was in pain from Tobi. There was a short silence that Tobi broke yelling out
"Why has we not started yet, Tobi has been a good boy right?"
"It's because we are missing one, BAKA!!" Deidara answered
"Kakuzu, you go get Hidan" Pain ordered
"Okay" Kakuzu said angry and left the table
Soon a large crash was heard from Hidan's room and Kakuzu yelling
"Why aren't you at the game?"
"Because gambling is a sin!" Hidan yelled out
"You already killed a priest, fucked with a hundred women and killed countless people for money, so gambling is not going to change anything at all, so get out there before I'm going to be pissed "
Then Hidan and Kakuzu came to the table, they were sitting in this order: Konan-Zetsu-Itachi-Hidan-Kakuzu-Deidara-Kisame-Sasori-Tobi-Pain
"Texas hold'em poker, like last time?" Konan asked
"Yes" Kakuzu answered
"You start dealing Konan" Pain said
As Konan started mixing the cards, Kisame asked about the blinds and Kakuzu answered
"Small blind is 100k and Big blind is150k, okay everybody?"
"That's fine" they all answered
"Okay first round, Zetsu you got small blind and Itachi big blind, and here is your cards" Konan said
First 3 cards is clubs knave, clubs nine and diamond ten
"I'm out" Zetsu said
"I'm in" Itachi
"This is bullshit" Hidan
"I'm staying" Kakuzu
"I'm out" Deidara
"I'm out too" Kisame
"I stay" Sasori
"I stay too" Tobi
"I'm out" Pain
"I'm out as well, so Pain were are your other bodies with the snacks and beer?" Konan asked
"They will be here soon" Pain answered
"Okay, now next card is heart two, so who leaves and who stays?" Konan asked
"I put in 200k" Itachi said
"I'm in on that" Kakuzu quickly said
"No way, I'm out" Sasori yelled
"Tobi leaves as well" Tobi said
"Okay, next card is clubs six"
"200k" Itachi said quiet
"Fine by me" Kakuzu said sure that Itachi bluffed
"Show your cards" Konan ordered
"I've got an eight and seven" Kakuzu said happy about him self, already trying to take all the chips
"I got a queen and a king"
"Itachi wins" Konan said with a little evil smirk on her face towards Kakuzu
It was easy to see Kakuzu was about to do as a volcano, and Deidara, EXPLODE!
Then Pain's other bodies came with the snacks and alcohol
"FINALLY" Hidan yelled" my sour cream and onion"
"Just give me my vodka" Kakuzu said with anger in his voice
"Still mad Kakuzu?" Kisame asked " Itachi beat you fair and square, he he"
"SHUT UP PUSSY" Kakuzu yelled out "Your the only one that doesn't drink any alcohol. I mean you only drink water, what are you, a fish or a man, not that I'm against you drinking water it's the cheapest"
The fish comment left an angry face on Kisame, and then Pain said something in Konan's ear
"He should only know that it's his vodka that's the most expensive" and to that Konan made a little laughter
"Okay I deal"Zetsu's right side said"
"Itachi has the small blind and Hidan has the big blind" Zetsu's left side said and started giving the cards, and in center was the cards ready
"So, who's in and who's out?" Zetsu said
It's my first story so plz no flames and plz tell me if I should keep writing on this