Fred Erick was a dude who was awesome as hell and could fucking impale someone with a tree. Don't even fight him irl cuz he gonna kick ur ass.
But then he met Robing or whatever her name was. She was cool. She could do magics and also swording stuff apparently. He didn't trust her at first. He was like "Who the fuck. Why you tryna get with Chrommy Chrome Chrim. I don't understand?"
But the boy wonder didn't even care about dumb fuck Cram. She totes had the hots for Freddy because who doesn't actually. But she was tsundere about it or whatever so she thought he was a baka for a while.
But then the gods were in their favor, and the mysterious player decided to let them get S Ranked. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhuuhuhuhhh
They were happy as heckie. Like dayuuuuummmmm they were an old married couple before they were even married. Or old.
So they were alone together in that one tent. That tent that they stayed in or something.
Fred Bear, as always, was the bottom. Cuz he does things like that. And Robe Bin was topping because why not. She was smooth. And you know what else is smooth? Whipped cream. That's right. Whipped cream is always a topping.
Bam
So then suddenly a stork flew into the window and hit them on the head with an enormous fucking baby. Robbed Shin-Ra Megami Tensei screamed and threw the baby at Ricky like a football.
Frad was confused because he didn't want to get the pass. But he shrugged it off and made a touchdown with the baby, slamming it through the dirt floor.
It wasn't dead tho. They picked it up and raised it and named it Margen and it was a cool gay babby. But it went to gay babby jail
The end