A/N disclaimer: I don't own smash bros, Nintendo, or any of its characters. I don't own Sega or any of its characters. I don't own capcom or any of its characters. I don't own Bandai Namco or any of its characters. I wanted to be thorough so I mentioned all current 3rd party companies involved with smash bros. Thank you for reading this and if you find something you dislike or could be improved do not hesitate to say so in the reviews, but if you have anything bad to say, well I'll just ignore it. Once again thank you and enjoy.


Toon Link wasn't always simply a younger, more cartoonish version of Link, he has a different life, different experiences, aaaaand you know this stuff already. I'm will now tell you about some of the stuff that he and all the other smashers go through at the smash mansion.

It was morning and Toon woke up as he would do every day: brush his teeth, change, play about half an hour of video games (he wakes up earlier than most other smashers), then head downstairs to the cafeteria to see other early birds enjoying their day. Little Mac was eating only an apple because he would soon head to the gym to work out with Doc Luis coaching him. Both Wii fit trainers were getting ready for their early morning yoga classes (which everyone has to attend), but not before a special order breakfast that they came up with together.

"Those health nuts are to picky about what they eat." Said Toon Link and he got a simple breakfast of bacon and eggs with some orange juice.

"Hey, it's not nice to judge people because of their lifestyle." Said a voice that shocked toon link. He looked behind him and saw Ryu, the newest fighter in the mansion.

"Whoa, don't scare me like that!" Shouted toon link as he was lucky enough to catch his breakfast.

"You're lucky that they didn't hear you." Said Ryu as he got his breakfast.

Most of the other smashers arrived by then and toon link was soon sitting with the other Zelda characters. Link, Zelda, and Sheik were all very accepting of Toon Link when he first arrived, however there was one character who never really likes anyone, not even the guys he hangs out with, that person was Ganondorf. Ganondorf was always bitter and hating everything. He only really smiles when he's plotting or by being the so disrespectful is smash matches that it even makes spectators cringe in pain just by remembering it. No one likes to smash with ganondorf, his brutality is what makes him feared by almost all the smashers, yet he still likes to sit with other people and socialize, and by "people" I mean villains.

"So..." Ganon started as he quickly looked at the closest people he could call friends. "how's life living in the same place as your nemesis going for you." He finished as he began to eat.

"Well seeing that we're only allowed to fight at the stages, I tend to avoid Mario to stay out of trouble." Bowser stated.

"As-a long as I-a don't have to see his-a stupid face until we-a fight. I'm-a good." Continued Wario.

Dedede continued by saying (in his Texas accent from the show) "Well I'll be fine as long as..." he was then interrupted by his breakfast flying off the table and into the mouth of the pink puffball we all know as...

"KIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRBYYYYYYYYYY!" Dedede yelled at the top of his lungs as he chased kirby all around the cafeteria. Ganondorf exhaled loudly through his nose upon seeing what has just happened.

"ATTENTION ALL SMASHERS." A booming voice began on the intercom. "BREAKFAST WILL SOON STOP BEING SERVED, AFTER WHICH YOU MUST REPORT TO YOUR WEEKLY MANDATORY YOGA CLASS. THAT IS ALL"


Breakfast had stopped being served and everyone was getting ready for yoga.

"Why do we have to do this?" Asked Toon Link as he tried to get some words out of Lucario, who was unfortunate enough to be walking next to him at the time.

Lucario finally responded with "Because the Wii fit trainers asked Master Hand if they could start the class for us and he agreed."

"That doesn't explain why we HAVE to do it." Whined Toon Link as they entered the studio. Normally, the studio was one big room but during the classes it was separated into two rooms: one for males and one for females. The separation was because of concerned female smashers trying to avoid "complications".

"Good, keep it up." The male Wii fit trainer said as everyone was attempting the tree pose. Toon Link was struggling with the pose as he was more concentrated on keeping his arms over his disproportionately large head rather than focusing on balance. Just as he got his arms right where he wanted them he toppled over and knocked everyone down as if they were bowling pins.

"Whoops, my bad." Toon Link claimed as he nervously chuckled when all eyes moved in his direction.

"Clumsy fool." Was then heard from near the corner of the room. Everyone turned and was in shock to see Ganondorf maintaining the pose and completely unfazed by what has happened.

"What are you looking at?" He asked as everyone just kept staring.


After the yoga class everyone was heading over to their rooms to do whatever they do in their spare time. As Toon Link sat down on his bed to relax he looked over to his roommate, Link and asked "Hey what do you think about the yoga class we have do." Link answered simply by shrugging. "Well I don't really like it, I just wanna sit down, play video games, and NOT humiliate myself in front of everyone." Link was about to say something when Master Hand spoke on the intercom once more.

"ATTENTION ALL SMASHERS, ALTHOUGH THERE MIGHT NOT BE ANY MATCHES TODAY I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE TOMORROW'S MATCH. THE MATCH SHALL BE GANONDORF..." As soon as his name was spoken everyone froze. Tension was starting to build as everyone held their breath. Toon link had not faced Ganondorf in a long time and was afraid of being humiliated in front of everyone, again. " VS. TOON LINK!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" was all that could be heard throughout the entire hallway as Toon Link then tried to hide under his bed. Link was opening his mouth to say something but the door slammed open and hit his face.

"SHUT UP! I'm trying to watch T.V.!" Yelled Dark Pit after he slammed the door open only to right after close it.

"I am so dead." Said Toon Link while still hiding under his bed.