Disclaimer: Sadly, we do not own twilight.
AN: This is what happens when you get bored during sacrament (church). This was written, well came up with, by my buddy Kileigh (vampinja) while someone was giving a talk about people being able to jump on to building and well ya it just went from there.
Bella p.o.v
"Come on Edward, it can't be that bad , its just Emmet, what is the worst he can do?"
"Oh, Bella you have no idea." Edward said rolling his eyes.
"Really Edward you need to go hunting, and I need someone to stay with, since Charlie is fishing this weekend, Emmet can keep me safe." I said convincingly, well trying at least.
"Ok," pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration, "If you really want to." He gently kissed me goodbye and leapt out my window.
At the Cullens
Emmet's p.o.v
Edward really doesn't need to lecture me about this, I can handle it myself sheesh!!
"… and no…"
Wow, Edward can be really boring sometimes…
"EMMET!! Are you listening to me!!"
" Of course, why wouldn't I?"
"Ok, she better be in perfect condition when I come back."
"Yeah, yeah I get it… whatever."
"Ok, lets go over the list one more time, Bella needs to breathe don't hug her to death, Don't get her drunk, Don't play hide and seek…"
Blah blah… I swear that's all I hear when he talks…oooooo shiny, silver DUCK TAPE!!
"I love you brother but you need to go away!" I said shoving him out the door so the duct tape could be mine, all mine…hehe…this weekend shall be fun.
Edwards p.o.v of the lecture
"Ok Emmett, Bella convinced me to let you watch her this weekend, so there are something's we need to cover some ground rules."
La, la la la la Elmos world!!
Emmett is blocking his thoughts from me, that is never good.
"Ok, Bella need to breathe so don't hug her to death, don't get Bella drunk, don't play hide and seek, don't play fetch with the human she is not a dog…
EMMETT!! You listening to me!?" God sometimes I swear he the attention span of a squirrel.
" Of course, why wouldn't I?"
"Ok, she better be in perfect condition when I come back."
"Yeah, yeah I get it… whatever."
"Ok, lets go over the list one more time, Bella needs to breathe don't hug her to death, Don't get her drunk, Don't play hide and seek…" He is so not listening to me, maybe I should just stay…
" I love you brother but you need to go away!" He said shoving me out the door, I have a really bad feeling bad feeling about this but I need to hunt.
AN: HAHA CLIFF HANGER, we welcome flames and especially reviews!! This is our first fanfic, and wow I didn't know it was so hard and we would like constructive criticism. We will try to update as soon as we can!!
Peace!!
Vampinja and Spidergirl93(haha me!)