The Evil One
She comes without warning. She smells of warm meat and her ancient eyes bear down upon you. She appears out of nowhere, pretending to bare gifts, but once you are lured in by her guise, she strikes!
She has laid waste to many an adventurer. Her eccentric sense of right and wrong dominates the lands, as she is prone to take this sense of justice out on anyone she comes across. And she is known to strike twice.
Alas, I must tell my story quick, or she might find me again. I was out in the field one day, my cockatrice familiar and I… I was hot on the trail to advancement in both ranging and summoning abilities. As I notched a bolt into my crossbow to strike the heart of a moss giant, my cockatrice shrieked suddenly, and I turned to meet her gaze. She gave me her riddle, and the answer, I was unsure. She expected it fast, though, so I gave it haphazardly… and that's when she struck. In one blow of her fowl weapon I was knocked unconscious.
I awoke in a familiar setting, Falador, the kingdom north of my home in Rimmington. I couldn't believe it. My hard work was interrupted, and what's worse, the horrible creature had scared off my familiar… My goal was interrupted, and my spirit, crushed… I returned to the nearest bank and here I am now, to recount…
"Hello there deary, would you like a triangle sandwich? But only take a triangle sandwich."
Gah! The witch has found me! I must choose fast to rid myself of her presence! I grabbed a hold of a meat pie…
"HEY! I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD HAVE THAT!"
Oh no! She's coming at me! She has a baguette, the horrible loaf! Ah, everything is turning black…