Disclaimer: I own each one of these mentioned TV shows so yeah. That makes me rather good.
Title: True Love
Teaser: You know those annoying couples that just really need to be together but are so in denial it makes you sick. Well I'm here to remedy that.
In a swish of sparkles and stars flying around the room, a young woman appeared in the middle of a dark room.
"Lights please." Her exasperated tone echoed around the room and she waited for the many candles to line the walls in an instant. She looked around at the gloomy surroundings and in a flash, there were posters of all her favourite shows all over the walls, including photos of her family and friends and even some pretty decorations, for the mood. "Excuse me, cue the music."
Music softly began to play and the girl looked around, finally satisfied with it. Her hair was a dark aurburn, her arms and legs were long and slender. She had a perfect tan and had dark chocolate brown eyes that stared right into your soul. If you were stupid enough to look into them. After a few more minutes of checking the room making sure it was right, she sat down in a large chair with her legs over the arm and waited.
"Ahh..." Came the reply only seconds later. She looked up to see her new companions and was glad to see many faces(well all) that she knew. "What the...?"
"Where am I?"
"What's going on?"
"Hey, what on Earth?"
"Excuse me." She cut in, not moving a muscle and not too loud. Didn't want to strain herself.
"What's happening?"
"Where the hell am I?"
"Hey." The girl said again, this time into a loud speaker phone and everyone heard her. "Yes, hello. I'm Little Demon Girl."
"So what?" Asked a petite blonde, followed by a very close bleached vampire. "What does that mean to me?"
"Nothing." Demon Girl replied. "I just wanted to tell you that."
"Oh, so what now?" Asked a short brunette with long hair. Her hands sat on her hips and she kept glancing at a cute guy wearing glasses in the wheelchair. "What's going on?"
"Oh, what's going on?" Demon girl sarcastically asked, swivelling in her chair and sitting up.
"Yes, what is going on?" A tall woman said, her short streaked hair strode up to Demon Girl and waited for an answer. "Are you the one that can tell us? All of us?"
She gestured to the many people crowded into Demon Girl's room.
"Well, this is a fanfiction." Demon Girl said, walking around the room. "I am the Author. I write fanfiction and this one is called 'True Love'."
"Oh, how sweet." Said one young girl that seemed to irritate Demon Girl.
"Ok, you first." Demon Girl said pointing to her. The girl stepped forward, glancing around at the others in the room. "State your name and what your problem is..."
"My what?" She replied.
"Just spit it out." Demon Girl answered, getting annoyed.
"Oh, ok. My name is Teresa Lopez-Fitzgerald. I'm in love with Ethan Crane and I want to marry him." She answered, looking shyly at the blonde man to her right.
"Ok, you, him. Meant to be together, hurry it up." Demon girl said to them. "Look, for millions of episodes I have watched you two just totally ignore it. This is it. Ethan, get rid of Gwen, marry Teresa."
She pushed them together for a soppy kiss and when they broke apart, both were sparkling. "Oh, how sweet. You have my blessing. Now go away."
In a shower of red glitter, the happy couple disappeared.
"They were beginning to annoy me." Demon Girl stated, swirling a strand of hair around her finger. "Now for someone else."
Everyone in the room shrunk back from her evil glare. "You, right there."
Demon Girl's finger was pointed at a very nice looking man with a pretty gun in a holster by his side. He gingerly got up and stood in front of the group like an AA meeting.
"Hi, I'm Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald. I'm a policeman in Harmony where I live with my mother Pilar, brother Miguel and sister Teresa. My father..." He was rudely cut off by Sheridan Crane who jumped up and suddenly started to kiss him. His hand tangled in her hair as they shared a passionate kiss. They finally came up for air and Demon Girl giggled.
"I...I'm so sorry...I don't know what came over me." Sheridan gasped. "I...oh..."
"That was me." Demon Girl laughed at Sheridan's surprised face. "I can do what I want, I'm the author. Want me to make you dance the chicken dance?"
"No, no. Thanks, but I believe you." Replied Sheridan. "So um, Luis, where does this leave us?"
"Wedding next March, you're all invited." Demon Girl replied, and with a swish of her hand, they were gone. "Now, Whitney and Chad. Come here."
Demon Girl looked around for the two to emerge from the rather large crowd in her room but they didn't, and she began to worry. "Chad Harris, where are...oh there you two are."
She finally found them. Snogging in the corner. "Well, that was rather boring. Now I have nothing to do."
She looked at Whitney and gestured for her to come closer. "Whitney, I must tell you that Chad's mother is Eve, and his father is Julian Crane. I know this will come as a shock to you and...oh."
Whitney collapsed. Chad rushed to her side(which was so far since they were just snogging two seconds before) and looked up at Demon Girl rather angrily. "What was that for?"
"I didn't finish." Demon Girl replied, waving a hand over Whitney and making her wake. "I was going to say that Whitney and another baby had been switched at birth. The real daughter to Eve and TC Russell is living in Tuscuny."
"Really?" Whitney asked, looking at Chad with renewed lust.
"Really, so you two are not related, but Chad and Simone are. So tell that awful brat from me that I hate her and her horrid friend Kay and they both need lives." Demon Girl stated, smiling. And then they were gone too.
"Now, where were we?" She asked, eyeing off the rest of the bunch. "Lets see. Dana Scully."
"Yes." Came the reply from the back of the room. The crowd parted to reveal a slight red head sitting in am armchair. She was holding a baby and looking rather angry at Demon Girl. "What the hell am I doing here?"
"What do you think you're doing here?" Demon Girl swung her hand around at the group of people sitting in her room, indicating at each couple. "Look around you, there are so many people here, all in denial. All in love with each other. I am here, in this fanfic to remedy this terrible situation."
At her outburst, Scully got up and looked around the room. "Then where is my true love?"
"Oh, well...umm...let's see..." Demon Girl faltered a bit, looking for Mulder. She couldn't see him so instead she blinked him in.
"Demon!" There came a cry from the middle of the group and a figure came flying at Mulder.
"Hey!" Demon Girl raised her hands and the flying figure froze in midair. She swivelled her head and looked at Demon Girl.
"What the hell?" She asked, a tall and very gorgeous man came running up to her.
"Phoebe, are you ok?" He turned to face Demon Girl. "What are you?"
"I already told you my name and if you don't mind, I was just blinking Mulder in because it sounded kinda fun. No demons or warlocks here ok Pheebs?" Demon Girl looked up at Phoebe and let her down gently. "You two are next."
Cole and Phoebe exchanged a scared look and melted into the crowd.
"Okay, Mulder." Mulder looked sceptically at Demon Girl. His face showed intense confusion and Demon Girl smiled at him. "Ok, anyone here watch the X-files?"
A few hands slowly creeped up. "And who thinks that these two are complete idiots that need to go bonk?"
More hands lifted. Demon Girl laughed and handed the two blushing FBI agents a plane ticket and took the baby from Scully. "Scully, I've organised a babysitter here for the kid and you two are off to Hawaii."
Scully looked at Demon Girl and went to disagree but her mouth was shut as Mulder kissed her and they both disappeared in a flash of lights.
Demon Girl sighed and materialized a cup of very strong coffee in front of her. "Well, four down, many, many more to go."
Everyone shifted uncomfortably under her gaze. She suddenly stood up and called out to Phoebe and Cole.
"Hi." She grinned at them, they frowned back. "You two are getting married." She said again, keeping the smile and stating the fact.
"What..." Phoebe was cut off as time speed up, she was in a white wedding dress, there was a priest, her family were around her, even ghost Prue, Cole was in a tux and then they were married. All this in two seconds. As she said I do, time slowed to normal and they orbed out.
"Wow, what a wonderful wedding." Demon Girl cried out. "Next."
No-one stepped forward. "I said next."
Everyone watched as she became angry. So a light blue young woman stepped out of the crowd. "Hi, my name's Chiana. I'm a Nabari..."
"Yes yes, we understand." Demon Girl said, grinning from ear to ear. "Wanna know why your here?"
"Yeah, I guess." She replied, peering around her. Beside her materialised a dark woman that looked oddly exotic and two men looking exactly the same. "Oh thank god you're here John."
She launched herself at the nearest identical man and clung to him, glancing back at Demon Girl as if she was rather afraid of her. As soon as the woman had materialized in the room she had her gun pointed straight at Demon Girl. The two men had tried but one had Chiana clinging to him and the other was too busy shooting googly eyes at the woman.
"Who are you?" She questioned, not taking her eyes off Demon Girl.
"I am Little Demon Girl." She answered. "You can put the gun down Aeryn, I will not harm you."
"How did you know my name?" Aeryn asked, holstering her weapon.
"She's the author." Came a voice from the crowd in the room.
"So what?" Aeryn said before being kissed by John. As they resurfaced, a rare smile graced her features, then back to her cold exterior.
"Excuse me." Demon Girl interrupted. "I was going to fix up Chiana but I kinda need both Crichtons and you Aeryn."
"What for?" Asked Aeryn suspiciously.
"Well, since there are two Crichtons from that whole spitting thing, Aeryn gets the original and since Chiana has always harboured a crush on John, she gets the other." Crichton no. 1 looked exhilerated and the other was wrapped in Chiana and kissed. The latter disappeared.
"What?" Asked Aeryn as John and Chiana disappeared. "I am not..."
She was kissed by Crichton again, this time with tongue. They pulled back and she grinned. "Well, there are some hormones..."
They also disappeared into the oblivion of the TV network.
"Well, that was fun." Demon Girl giggled softly and tapped her slender fingers together. "Always wanted those two together."