Ways to annoy Lord Voldemort

#1: Make him sing along to Marry Poppins. Three seconds later the T.V. is demolished.

#2: Tell him Harry Potter has run away and make him go on a long vaction to find him.

#3: When he comes to a crossroad in the middle of nowhere and doesn't know where to go, study the situation very carefully for a few seconds, and then say "I've got it, I know how to capture Harry Potter and he won't escape." When Voldemort eargly asks how to, you say,"Follow the yellow brick road!"

#4: When he's about to capture the whole wizzarding world, a group of wizzards surronds him, points thier wands about to kill him, break into the middle of the circle, hold up your hands and say "No let me kill him," use your wand to throw water on him and then ask very innocently,"Why aren't you melting?"

#5:Ask him "What color toothbrush did you prefer when you were little?" (Although we know you don't use one now!!)

#6:Ask,"Do you belive in faries, clap your hands if you belive?" When he dosen't clap jinx him into beliving fairies.

#7:Make him go on a survival show (without his wand)

#8: Make himm go on American Idol and have him win!!

#9:Have him watch The Blair Witch Project, and then tell him, "You got served!"

#10:Make him take an anger management class.

#11:Sing "Happy Birthday" to him loudly and annoyingly every day at four o'clock in the morning nonstop.

#12:Make him take a ballet class and have him do Swan Lake.

#13:Make him watch the Lion King and then sing "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" and "I Just can't Wait to be Supreme Ruler of The Wizzarding World" (Even though it's not going to happen)

#14:Make him go on Deadlist Catch.

#15:Make him a subject of Mythbusters.

#16:Replace him with Jazelle off of Enchanted and have him take her place.

#17:Make him take a fencing class, and accedentally stad his foot with the sword.

#18:Frequently quote/sing songs from the Wizzard of Oz.

#19:Tell him you're going to buy him a puppy.(Fluffy is a puppy)

#20:Make him for president under DICTATOR, instead of democart os republican.