Saving Ssundee! pt 1
I was sitting on the couch, looking for the remote to the TV so I can YouTube with Hero. "Hey, did you take the remote?" He hid a stick of something behind his back. "MAYBEE!" I teleported behind him, tackling him to the ground. He struggled, but I pinned him down, "It's not the remote, this is brown, and sticky!" He screamed. I yanked the sticky thing from behind him. It's a -
Oh. a stick.
Herobrine walked behind me, brushing off dust. "See, I told you, brown and sticky," Hero explained, "And someone's at the door." As he said it, the bell rung. I opened the door for sSundee, his glasses tight against his face. "Hello," He started to Herobrine, flinching in his presence, "I need your help, Derp kinda, is getting stronger."
We sat down and he discussed how Derp sSundee is rampaging harder than usual, dancing at Klub Ice, Bruno did NOT like that, the people payed him to put his clothes back on. "So, Why do you need our help?" sSundee looked around nervously "Well, Derp sSundee was more of, cursed and you guys know magic?" I shrug, but he was gesturing to Herobrine. "I'll see what we can do." Hero assured.
Herobrine grabbed a few instruments unfamiliar to us, and set them in the living room. Ian was ready, so he took off his glasses for us to get started. At first there was nothing different, Ian was just a normal man with stupid eyes. then he reached into his coat pockets and SPLAT! Threw some kake in Herobrines face! "Yiip! What the heck! Herobrine is here! Ermigerh, ermigerh, ermigersh!" That familiar voice screamed, locking himself in the bathroom. Hero licked the cake "this isn't cake, it's pie. The cake is a lie! … i knew it." He claimed.
After strapping Derp in a chair, hero started to perform some tests. "Ok, I just want you to say a few words, say milk." Herobrine was calm, relaxing even, and Derp tried to obey.
"Malk."
"No, Milk. Mi Mi Milk"
"Malk. Mi Mi Malk"
"say Milkshake"
"Milkshake'
"Say Milk"
"...Malk"
Hero was ticked off at milkshake, but tried to push through. "Alright, do you know how to cook anything? Ahem, anything EDIBLE?" Herobrine put emphasis in 'edible'. Derp sSundee got out of the chair as if there were no chains. "How di-" I was going to ask how, but I know insanity has it's advantages. Derp started singing the Derp Song by sSundee, while shuffling through a chest in the Living room, looking for ingreadents.
"Jason the Egg, Malk, Wheatly, Candy Crushed, aaaannnnd…" Derp was looking for another object inside his jacket. The jar he pulled out was very large, the size of his fore leg. The jacket must be bigger on the inside. I thought. Inside the bottle is something dry, and by the time I found out, he started singing in a british voice, scratch that, I think It's a Pirate voice. . . Jhonny Depp, but now, I guess it's Jhonny Derp. "I GOT A JAR AH DI-IRT! I GOT A JAR AH DI-IRT! GUESS WHAT'S INSIIIIIIDE IT!" He tripped on the rug and the dirt spilled all over it. Derp shuffled through the dirt and broken glass. "No! Where's the Thump-Thump!" He put all of the items in an iron couldren and stirred them together with Herobrine's stick. Wheatly gave a fake British scream before silence. Derp sSundee waved away the thought of murder and set a timer, lighting a Netherrack fire under the couldren.
After an hour, a loud ding rand in the kitchen, and the cake was ready. Derp seemed particulary keen in pesenting the cake, masking the smell of burnt dirt with sickly sweet icing. It was a strong smell indeed, but that sweetness, just somehow reminds me of a fresh corpse. "Do you want the kake? Good kake!" That scratchy voice pierced the silence. I wanted to decline, but Herobrine shoved a plate in my face. He reached my mind, and spoke telepathicly. "I found out how it works, if you don't eat the cake, Derp sSundee will kill you in responce to rejection," Hero whispered in my mind. "I woln't let that happen, the readers will not like that. I'm more awsome than him, ender awsome. I know someone who can fix this." I boldly stated, avoiding whom that person is. I broke the connection, and ignored his warning glances. I gave Derp a warm smile, "Thank you, but I've already had Talapia earlier, if I knew you were coming over, I would have waited until after some delishious cake." It wasn't like I was lying, I was full, honestly.
sSundee looked confused, then the wall-eyes eyes grew angry. "Yah, well, your mom's an idiot! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG! HOW LONG IT TOOK TO MAKE THE CAKE!" he screamed, while I muttered an hour, not that long… He jumped from where he is all the way to me. I teleported away to the hallway, looking at him fall to the ground. When I turned around to the other entrance to the kitchen, He appeaared in front of my face, no sighn he was in the kitchen, just like Marionette in the 3rd Fnaf, staring with hyper-realistic eyes. His scratchy voice died down to a ghastly soft voice. "Do you know how long?" After that I blacked out, Herobrine calling out something in the distance.
xXx
When I came to, I was in an obsidian cage, and Herobrine was in a Obsidian/Iron alloy cage. "I warned you." All he could say. "Wait, you are the deamon Herobrine, How could he trapp you!?" I asked in bewilderment. He went into a detailed description of how Derp had kake and squid powers stronger than his. I flipped open my phone. Thank goodness, Derp sSundee saved the cell tower, considering he has the power to destroy the city itself. After three buzzes, my sister answered. "Hello, Missy, I need a favor." The young Time Lady herd the cry of crazed laughter, "What is it Xena? You sound like your in trouble." I paused as Hero tried to burn and melt the cage in vain. I took a deep breath and continued.
"We need a Doctor."