In Kokiri Forest layed a hero of time. Really? A hero of sleep is more like it. Link was laying in his warm bed dreaming about something very funny. The reason why this was funny was because he was dreaming that instead of the six sages putting Gannondorf in the Sacred Realm for thousands of years, they were making him go to AA meetings to calm his anger.(Like that would ever help!) Anyway, Link was also there, too! Then, all of a sudden, Link was overcome by this wrath of... NICENESS! Gannondorf had become SMART?!? Uh-hu. "How bad could this stupid, humerous dream get with this dumb twit trying to become...nice?" Then Gannondorf got up and started jumping around like crazy saying to Link,"I am nice now and you are mean!" A ray of green light suddenly shot out of the golden triangle on his right hand. Link felt like his brain just crumpled up and his body exploded all at once. The sage of light said,"You stupid idiot, what do you think you are doing? Are you planning to make everyone mean, so you are the only nice person?" Gannondorf looked quite stupid if he didn't know the answer to a question. "I wasn't before, but thanks for that lovely idea!" Link looked up with his torched evil look in his eyes like he wanted to wipe that butt-ugly smirk off of Gannondorf's ugly green face.

Link reached in back of him for his sword. When he tried to do the super swing attack, something else happened. His sword started shooting out beams. "What the heck is going on?" Link soon figured out that it must have been the sort of beams that shot out of his sword with the Fierce Deity's mask. Gannondorf was still dancing around in circles singing about how nice the sun is and how much he loves flowers. "What a load of crap." Link said with a short giggle. "I luv flowers so much and I love...uh...I think I said everything that I love." Gannondorf started to look a little mad. "It gets kind of boring when you can't think of anything you love...this sucks!" Gannondorf was thrashing around everywhere saying how much he wants to be evil again. "Why don't you reverse this stupid thing that you put on me so I will be nice and you will be evil again?" Link said these words with caution. "O.K!" Said Gannondorf.



Both of them still hated eachother. More Zelda stories are soon to come!!!!!