A/N: Each chapter in this story is based on a song. I do not own any of the songs in this story, and will not claim to. I don't own anything in the 'Potterverse' either. Enjoy…

Chapter One:

Snippets From the Daily Prophet

'Newspaper'

Sunday's morning paper told me my luck's gonna change
If I could only learn to act my age would I keep from sleeping
Things I read the things I hear my lesson instead I stay so gullible
Monday morning's paper told me the world is gonna end
I don't need time to gather up my friends cause I haven't any
Things I read the things I hear, it all seems so incredible
You'd think by now I'd learn my lesson
Instead I stay so gullible, I'm gullible
Things I read the things I hear, it all seems so incredible
You'd think by now I'd learn my lesson, instead I stay so gullible, go

By 88 Fingers Louie

From the Daily Prophet: April 15th.

BOY-WHO-LIVED MISSING

Last night, the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry James Potter went missing from his dormitory at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Writes Special Correspondent, Rita Skeeter. Along with all of his belongings, Mr. Potter disappeared without a trace. If you have any information coordinating with Mr. Potter's disappearance, please contact the Ministry of Magic.

From the Daily Prophet: April 21st.

INFORMATION ON BOY-WHO-LIVED'S

DISAPPEARANCE?

Last night, an anonymous owl was sent to the Ministry of Magic, regarding information on the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter's disappearance, two weeks ago, Writes Special Correspondent, Rita Skeeter.

It was said that Mr. Potter was in the Godric's Hollow Graveyard, where his parents are buried. Ministry officials were sent to the graveyard, and found out that the allegations are false. The security guard, at the only entrance clearly stated that no one had signed in to him. Also, the graveyard, so there is no possible way that Mr. Potter could have been there. If you have any information concerning Mr. Potter's disappearance, please contact the Ministry of Magic.

From the Daily Prophet: June 17th.

BOY-WHO-LIVED MISSES

GRADUATION CEREMONY

The graduation ceremony at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry that took place last night, was missing the missing Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter, Writes Special Correspondent, Rita Skeeter. Since his disappearance two months ago, classmates and teachers alike have been missing something in their lives without Mr. Potter. Head Girl and close friend, Hermione Granger says: 'I feel as if it's not right to be celebrating while Harry is out there, possibly captured by Vort.' While, another classmate, Draco Malfoy says: 'I can't believe that everyone is all worried about Potter while we can all be celebrating the finishing of our education.'

From the Daily Prophet: August 15th.

BOY-WHO-LIVED IS MISSING FOR ONE-THIRD OF A YEAR

IS HE DEAD?

It has been a third of a year since Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter has been missing, Writes Special Correspondent, Rita Skeeter. As we haven't been informed of any advancements on the pending missing persons case of Mr. Potter, many people are wondering if authorities have given up on the child who made the first downfall of You-Know-Who.

From the Daily Prophet: September 20th.

TRUTH COMES OUT…AUTHORTIES HAVE

GIVEN UP ON BOY-WHO-LIVED'S CASE

Last night, in a press conference, Head Auror, Jonathon Spleese announced that the search for the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter, has been given up, Writes Special Correspondent, Rita Skeeter. Authorities have claimed Mr. Potter dead, and hope for everyone to gain the same opinion.

From the Daily Prophet: April 2nd.

BODY FOUND:

IS IT BOY-WHO-LIVED'S

Last night, the body of the Boy-Who-Lived was found washed-up near the British Isles, Writes Special Correspondent, Rita Skeeter. It was brought in by Hilda Valentynes, of London, who was spending time with her muggle sister, who lives in the area. It is currently being identified by three close friends of Mr. Potter, who wish to be nameless. Results of the identification procedure will be announced later today.

From the Daily Prophet: April 3rd.

BODY IDENTIFIED

BELONGS TO BOY-WHO-LIVED

Yesterday, the body brought in was identified to be the one of the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter, Writes Special Correspondent, Rita Skeeter. Three close friends of Mr. Potter, who wish to remain nameless, identified the body to be the one of Mr. Potter. A public funeral will be held on Sunday, and is open to anyone who wishes to pay their final respects to Mr. Potter will be allowed to attend at the Ministry of Magic. A private funeral and burial will be held on Monday, and invitations are required. Mr. Potter will be buried with his parents, Lily and James Potter, at the Godric's Hollow Graveyard. The Daily Prophet and the Ministry of Magic gives their deepest sympathies to close friends and family of Mr. Potter.

From the Daily Prophet: April 20th.

BOY-WHO-LIVED'S WILL STILL MISSING

The Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter's will still has not been found, Writes Special Correspondent, Rita Skeeter. Mr. Potter's lawyer, Timothy Jones, will not tell anyone where the will is hidden. Mr. Jones says: 'Mr. Potter wanted me to give a list of clues to three of his close friends, and he wanted them to solve the puzzle. I am respecting his wishes in not telling anyone.' Mr. Jones is currently in custody of the Ministry of Magic.

From the Daily Prophet: April 30th.

BOY-WHO-LIVED'S WILL STILL NOT FOUND

After ten days of searching, the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter's will still has not been found, Writes Special Correspondent, Rita Skeeter. His lawyer, Timothy Jones has still not revealed where it is, but past laws forced Ministry of Magic workers to let him go. In an interview with close friend, Ronald Weasley, Class Three Auror, he clearly states: 'We have absolutely no idea where Harry's will is. The clues are no help. We figured that he will somehow tell us when he's ready. That's how Harry works-worked.' When asked to give us more information, Mr. Weasley angrily said: 'Get out of my office. I have work to do.'

Three people set down the snippets from the Daily Prophet about their best friend, the late Harry Potter.