We (Aka J and Akasaka) present the original series of the egos. Welcome...I guess.
By original series I mean that we own every inch up and down of this. So come at us with threats of sue, and I'll be there to laugh in your face.
"Who the hell named this chapter "Welcome to the Family? No one else is moving into my house!" Naomi shouted, shoving pre-fangirls out the front door.
"Naomi, stop shoving fangirls out. We may not get many more. Plus, we're getting paid to introduce ourselves." J.J said.
"Paid for what?! Being exploited?!" Jen sat down. "Damn fangirls, stole my drying shirt. How the hell do we get pre-fangirls?" Jen asked.
"We had fangirls before we hit the internet, like Akasaka was just a fangirl before she came onto the writing staff, behind Kirimi and Wil." Naomi said.
"Shh! Naomi! Too soon!" J.J put his finger to his lips.
"I think it has something to do with the plot. But I dunno if we even have an effing plot... Or if we're here for fan service crap." Jen sighed, "And where the hell is that damned narrator at? Isn't this an introduction?"
Oh right! ^_^'' Crap..
And we meet our three main character for the time being! Naomi, the house-wife type. She pays the bills and stays in her room. Way to go...
Then we have J.J, and if you've ever seen Ouran he's a cross between Tamaki, Honey, and Hikaru. If you haven't, too bad. *shrug*
Last is Jen. He is our Sasuke/Kyoya/Uryu guy, so, he's basically our emo-boy, materialistic, self-centered, fighting type.
"Why am I last?" Jen asks.
"Because you don't talk in third person format, like J.J." J.J said.
"Well, Naomi's going to her room. Laters, morons." she walked upstairs.
"Yea I get that a lot." Jen said.
"So does J.J!" J.J replied.
:Looks around: No fangirls? Are we sure...? Okay, so how was that for a lousy intro? Yea yea, sure sure, whatever. That's why there will be more stories, duh!
Everytime Jen smiles, a puppy gets wings. Fangirls, count the smiles. Count. Do it for the sake of your fanfics becoming part of this artwork that we call a series. ^_^ Yea now you'll do anything.