I don't own X-Men, I'm pretty sure Marvel does... Or Stan Lee (you gotta love that guy!)... So don't sue! This is my first *published* fan fiction. It's just the begging of a story... I think it's okay, not great, but okay. Please, please, please READ and REVIEW!!! I need some support! Come on people! It's my first! I'll make better! I promise!!! Don't hurt me...
Rogue, Gambit, Kitty, Bobby (The Ice Dude), Jubilee, and John (The Flaming Dude/Pyro) were in some room of the mansion, which consisted of a TV and a bunch of objects that you could sit in.
Gambit was courting Rogue with some really cheesy French sweet talk, but of course Rogue is dumb enough to go along with it (don't worry, I love Rogue too!). Kitty was staring longingly at Bobby, hoping that maybe he would look her way... And Jubilee comes into Kitty's range of view...
"You know what the rumor is?" asked Jubilee.
"What?" Kitty replies.
"Well, this chick told me that Bobby's, ummm, *thing* is solid ice."
"Ewww... Jubilee, that's gross. (Pause) Do you think it's true?"
"I don't know. You ask him. I dare you."
"No. You go ask him. I double (ohh) dare you!"
"Fine," replied Jubilee. "Hey Bobby. How's it hangin'?" giggles "No, seriously, what's up?" Kitty laughs...)
"Nothing. I'm really bored. All John seems to want to talk about is your, ahem, body parts," said Bobby, pointing toward Jubilee. "He's been talking about your physic for the last twenty minutes."
SMACK
Jubilee hits John.
"Ouch."
"Well, Kitty wants to know Kitty hits Jubilee, I want to know if it's true that your dick is made of solid ice?" asked Jubilee.
At first Bobby didn't know quite how to react. Then he just gets angry over the odd sort of sick twisted insult. He mutters something about a bitch, and freezes Jubilee.
"Nooooo!!!!!" yells John. "My sweet little Asian Princess!!! My Tigerlily!!!"
"Tigerlily?" said Kitty and Bobby in unison.
"Oh why did you have to kill her?!?!?!" John begins to defrost Jubilee. "I didn't even get to tell her how I really felt about her!!!!"
"She deserved it," said Bobby.
"Damn you! Damn you to hell you stupid Iceman!"
"What happened?" asked Jubilee, waking up, but shivering.
"Oh my sweet love! You're alive!"
"Ewww!!! Get away from me!" yelled Jubilee as she blew some weak sparks at John.
"Fine, hide your love for me. I will capture your heart later."
"You're scaring me. I think we should phase to another scene now," said Jubilee.
"Yes, lets!"
I never finished the scene, until now. I think the ending blows, oh well...
Rogue, Gambit, Kitty, Bobby (The Ice Dude), Jubilee, and John (The Flaming Dude/Pyro) were in some room of the mansion, which consisted of a TV and a bunch of objects that you could sit in.
Gambit was courting Rogue with some really cheesy French sweet talk, but of course Rogue is dumb enough to go along with it (don't worry, I love Rogue too!). Kitty was staring longingly at Bobby, hoping that maybe he would look her way... And Jubilee comes into Kitty's range of view...
"You know what the rumor is?" asked Jubilee.
"What?" Kitty replies.
"Well, this chick told me that Bobby's, ummm, *thing* is solid ice."
"Ewww... Jubilee, that's gross. (Pause) Do you think it's true?"
"I don't know. You ask him. I dare you."
"No. You go ask him. I double (ohh) dare you!"
"Fine," replied Jubilee. "Hey Bobby. How's it hangin'?" giggles "No, seriously, what's up?" Kitty laughs...)
"Nothing. I'm really bored. All John seems to want to talk about is your, ahem, body parts," said Bobby, pointing toward Jubilee. "He's been talking about your physic for the last twenty minutes."
SMACK
Jubilee hits John.
"Ouch."
"Well, Kitty wants to know Kitty hits Jubilee, I want to know if it's true that your dick is made of solid ice?" asked Jubilee.
At first Bobby didn't know quite how to react. Then he just gets angry over the odd sort of sick twisted insult. He mutters something about a bitch, and freezes Jubilee.
"Nooooo!!!!!" yells John. "My sweet little Asian Princess!!! My Tigerlily!!!"
"Tigerlily?" said Kitty and Bobby in unison.
"Oh why did you have to kill her?!?!?!" John begins to defrost Jubilee. "I didn't even get to tell her how I really felt about her!!!!"
"She deserved it," said Bobby.
"Damn you! Damn you to hell you stupid Iceman!"
"What happened?" asked Jubilee, waking up, but shivering.
"Oh my sweet love! You're alive!"
"Ewww!!! Get away from me!" yelled Jubilee as she blew some weak sparks at John.
"Fine, hide your love for me. I will capture your heart later."
"You're scaring me. I think we should phase to another scene now," said Jubilee.
"Yes, lets!"
I never finished the scene, until now. I think the ending blows, oh well...