Title: Deadly Relationship
Genre: Romance/General
Rating: T
Pairing: Suigetsu X Karin (Crack pairing but not as cracky as the last ones)
Summary: Their relationship was like a rat being slowly devoured by a snake. Suigetsu X Karin in 30 sentences. WARNING: CRACK PAIRING! Please R & R!
1. Ring
When Suigetsu first offered it to her, she didn't know what to say. The second time it was offered, she said 'yes'.
2. Hero
He was the hero and she was the damsel in distress...at least, that's what Suigetsu said.
3. Run
Wherever he ran, she ran with him.
4. Red
Suigetsu always loved it when Karin's cheeks were tinted red. It made her look cute.
5. Kiss
Karin never forgot the first kiss they shared, because that was when Suigetsu accidently bit down on her tongue.
6. Tough
Karin was tougher than any man Suigetsu had ever met and that's just the way he likes it.
7. Whisper
Suigetsu's lips were practically touching Karin's ear as he whispered, "Marry me...?"
8. Forgotten
"You...didn't forget about me...or our promise...did you?" Karin asked, unsure how to react to Suigetsu's answer. Suigestu just smiled at her and replied, "Of course not..."
9. Laugh
Suigetsu loved it when Karin laughed. He just couldn't get enough of it.
10. Sarcasm
"I really want to fuck you right now..." Karin had said once as she and Suigetsu had coffee together. Too bad for Suigetsu because he can easily indicate sarcasm.
11. Breaking
He was breaking her heart...and he knew it.
12. Share
When Suigetsu began to share his dumplings with Sasuke, Karin began to feel somewhat jealous.
13. Defeat
Karin placed her blade near Suigestu's head and boasted, "That's 40-10! Give it up, Suigestu!"
14. Lust
Karin wondered if her attraction to Suigetsu was love...or lust?
15. Diamond
Suigetsu swung the small jewel over Karin's head and asked, "If you want this, all you have to do is kiss me..."
16. Wedding
On the day of their wedding, no one but a small dog they named 'Baku' came.
17. Breath
Suigetsu winced as Karin's hot breath pressed against his skin.
18. Motion
The motions they made in battle were quick and percise; it was like having perfect sex.
19. Wrong
Was it wrong to feel this way for a man who is barely human? Karin wasn't sure if she wanted to know the answer.
20. One
Suigetsu stared into Karin's deep blue eyes and said only one word: "Hey."
21. Attention
"DAMMIT, SUIGETSU, PAY ATTENTION TO ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!"
22. Need
"I need you," Suigetsu whispered as he pushed Karin up against the wall. He pressed his lips against hers and moved his hand up her shirt.
23. Touch
Karin always loved to give Suigetsu's butt a little squeeze, much to the water nin's annoyance.
24. Give
Although Karin offered Sasuke much, there was one thing she would never truly give him. It was her love.
25. Mother
"Suigetsu...I'm pregnant."
26. Father
"Hold on! You're...you're pregnant?!"
27. Power
Suigetsu wanted power. So much power that Karin will never be harmed by anyone or anything ever again.
28. Child
"I think we should name him 'Suigestu Jr'!" "...You've got to be kidding me."
29. Gentle
When they had sex, Suigetsu always tried to be gentle, unless Karin practically begged him not to be.
30. Last
As she drew her last breath, Suigetsu smiled at her and replied, "Good night, Karin. I'll see you in hell!"