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Rika: What!!! I was tired!

Misfortune of a Flea's Control Chapter one

Sesshomaru, Rin and Jaken were walking through the snowy mountains towards Sesshomaru's lair. Sesshomaru was his usual emotionless self.

"Lord Sesshomaru!" the happy Rin asked, " There are we going?" Sesshomaru didn't answer.

"Of course we're going to the evil lair, the evil lair to rule them all!" screamed Jaken.

Sesshomaru paused, only to be ran into by Jaken.

" what is it my lord?" the toad asked.

There is something near, Sesshomaru thought, before turning to Rin and Jaken.

"Stay here, and Jaken if anything happens to Rin, you will die."

Sesshomaru went out alone to see what was going on. His only thought, which no one could hear was, must save Rin... Screw Jaken! (not that way people!!!!)

Sesshomaru watched with keen eyes but saw nothing, he listened with sharp ears but heard nothing, but his fluffy senses were tingling. On the back of his neck he felt something puncture and he knew nothing more. After a while of thorough searching, he realised it must have been his imagination. His senses stopped tingling and he returned to Rin and Jaken.

Night had already fallen when they had reached Sesshomaru's lair. Sesshomaru, after reading a bed time story to Rin, went to bed himself, but was feeling slightly uneasy. Finding it pointed to continue, trying to sleep, Sesshomaru got up and left to stand outside. All of a sudden, something came over him, must see Miroku! he thought.

Running at top speed through the mountains, he entered, Inuyasha's Forest. Miroku, Miroku, was all that he could think about.

Inuyasha woke up with the scent of his brother's approach. Looking around he saw a white streak heading towards Kaede's hut.

"Damn it, what's Sesshomaru doing here now!" said Inuyasha taking off after his brother. "Sesshomaru!"

Sesshomaru did not turn or even acknowledge his brother's presence. Inuyasha followed Sesshomaru's scent to Miroku's room and found them making out.

Shock, Shock, Surprise, Surprise! "My brother's a girl!" Inuyasha said right before he fainted.

"I knew he'd come around," said Miroku between breaths.

"What an I doing!" asked Sesshomaru for once a surprised look crossing his face, "what am I doing here?"

"don't worry my darling, just come back to kissing me." Said Miroku.

"Ahhhhh!" Sesshomaru screamed a high pitched scream , quickly covering his mouth, as no to seem like a girl.

All of a sudden something came over Sesshomaru, "must see Inuyasha," he chanted. Inuyasha's face contorted into a look of pure terror, as Sesshomaru came in to kiss him.

End of Chapter 1!

Rika: Cliffy, Cliffy (as Rina throw's a chair at her)

Rina: Oh well I know what's happening any way.

Rika: But you don't heheheh!

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Rika: Please we're desperate!

Rina: we should make a bloopers section.

Rika: Hahahahah! Screw Jaken!! Inuyass! Heheheh!