(I do not own Naruto. XD Kishimoto does so I have to write this disclaimer -_-)

FOUR IDIOTIC GENIUSES PLANS TO SAVE THE WORLD

"This is albino polar bear. Target is sighted and I'm in position, do you read me?"She waits for an answer. "Lollipop gang reads you loud and clear Albino polar bear."

people turn to look at the three girls in the middle of the convenience store. "Guys I feel stupid. We don't even have radio's." Albino Polar bear says looking grim.

"Your absolutely right about the first part. Though we love you anyway" Drawls a green haired girl.

"Skyler! You believe in the imaginary radio's so don't go name calling! Or should I call you Snakeslayer?"

Saphira moves her arms animatedly while talking.

"Shush you two! Look target is in the dairy section." Taylor says in a hushed tone.

Both girls look at the purple haired one and follow her pointed finger. "Alrighty! Let's move out! Are you ready Saphira?"

everyone turns to look at their friends late arrival. All of them waiting for her answer. "Danni where were you?" Saphira says pinning her with a glare.

"They had free snacks over there...hehehe uh let's stop wasting time and lets gooo!"

Danni says grabbing a grim looking Saphira. "Snakeslayer are you in position?" Danni speaks into her imaginary radio.

"Yes. I have the items. Is Albino polar bear in position?" Skyler talks into her imaginary radio while shoving a shopping basket into Saphira's hands.

A veins pops out on Saphira's forehead. "Guys I'm right here. Drop the code talking into the imaginary radios!" Danni clamps her hand over Saphira's mouth ending her incoming rant.

"Shush! There he is! We must go and defend Cecelia's honour!" Danni speaks in a Irish accent. The four girls split into two groups.

Danni and Taylor in one and Skyler and Saphira in the other team. Their target is a tall dark haired guy.

"Team one is proceeding to target as he is now in the drop off spot" Danni tells the others. "You mean he is at the cashier so you and Taylor will distract him while we switch the items?'' Saphira says sarcastically.

Danni ignores her and grabs Taylor and runs to do their part of the plan. They reach the young man. "Hi! Exscuse me? Do you know what time it is?" Danni asks politely.

The young guy looks at the clock above all the cashiers booths and smiles. "No I don't." Taylor is holding back laughter. "Well how come you don't check the clock?'' Taylor asks.

''Why didn't you check the clock yourself then?"

He tells them then his eyes widen as he finally takes a good look at them. "I don't know how to tell time with those types.'' Danni tells him. ''Oh oh I see well lets see its 2:45." Danni and Taylor smile cutely while fighting the smirks and making sure he didn't see Skyler switching the items in his basket.

"Oh thank you sooo much!" Danni and Taylor say in unison giving their cutest smiles.

He blushes looking a little overwhelmed. "No problem." Danni and Taylor still have to keep him from looking at his basket. "Here let me place your items up here while My friend asks you something.

He nods and turns to Taylor. "What is it? I'm a very knowledgeable guy."

Taylor thinks quick. "If a tomatoe is a fruit does that make ketchup a smoothie?" Taylor asks with a thoughtful expression.

The guy looks disbelieving. "What kind of question is that?" The guys says. "Well don't worry about it! We better head home Taylor! I see rain clouds." Danni says leaving no time for retorts she grabs Taylor and runs to the meeting place.

"What strange girls, though they were cute." The guy says as he watches their disappearing forms. "

Um is this everything sir?" The female cashier says as she gives him a weird look.

Unsure of why the cashier was acting so funny he looks down to see instead of his Milk and eggs are a cucumber and a bottle of lube with duct tape, he chokes on air.

All of the girls burst out laughing as they upload it to the internet and E-mail Cecelia. "Skyler I'm so glad your phone has such a great camera!" Danni says gasping for air.

"His face! was sooo! HAHAHAH!" Saphira is clutching her gut. Taylor and Skyler High five and laugh as they call Cecelia.

"Cece! did you get it? You did great! Soo? I know right! No don't mope anymore! Kay bye love you!." Taylor ends her call and looks at her messages on her Iphone 4.

"Oh guys we better head back Randy is trying to cook.'' They all grimace at Taylor's words. "How he burnt water I'll never know.'' Danni says shaking her girls head home.

"Hey guys. Look." They all look to Skyler then follow her pointing. To see a purplish swirling thing.

"Whoa I wanna touch it." Danni says in awe then Saphira smirks. "Thats dirty Danni." Danni answers without looking back. "Your mind may be in the gutter but they rubbed the gutter on My mind."

Taylor steps closer. "Hmm its a vortex sort of thing…maybe someones pranking us." Taylor says as she backs up looking around just then six figures emerge in plain white cloaks.

"You four are chosen." Just as the girls are going to ask what's going on the hole sucks them in. "EWW! Who knows who's hole this is!" Danni yells curling into a ball so she doesn't touch the sides of it.

"Great just great." Skyler mutters.

"You look like pedo's!" Taylor shouts angrily.

"You ass holes!" Saphira add.

"Danna are we there yet un?" Deidara asks his partner.

"No brat now shut up." Sasori says sounding bored.

Seems the after effects of being sucked through a hole is sleeping so four girls land on the unsuspecting duo.

Taylor and Danni Land on Deidara at the same Saphira and Skyler land on Sasori.

''WHAT THE HELL!" Deidara shouts just then Danni sits up.

"You spoke without your speech impediment."

"What! who are you un!" Danni smiles at Deidara and pats his cheek. "There it is." She then falls unconscious again.

"Brat make one of your sorry excuses of art and fly us to the base. Leader will want to see this." Sasori snaps trying to get up.

Then Saphira and Skyler punch him while saying in unison. "Don't move Pinocchio." Sasori looks at Deidara glaring.

"Hurry up brat. Don't make me wait." Deidara was about to answer.

"Sasori be quiet. Social cues kay." Taylor mutters in her sleep.

"Danna art is an explosion un."

Sasori's eye twitches. "Art is eternal brat."

Taylor mutters while sleeping. "They both have a speech impediment. Which is better un or brat?"

Sasori glares at Deidara and Deidara glares at the purplette. "I known I'm going I'm going un." Deidara then makes a big enough clay bird to carry them all.