Milady… NO! Milord!

By: Timarena

A/N: I don't own Naruto or the characters excluding my own. If you don't like this pairing, neither does my beta but she beta reads it to make sure there are no mistakes. So, to you flamers, if she has control then you should too.

Chapter One: Your not Dead

When you're young and I mean really young, your parents decide the beginning of your life as a prince or a princess and as you get older they still decide what's best for you. If your parents wanted you to be a girl then hell you were a girl… But my parents they chose my whole life out the night I was born… When I was sixteen I'd be married off to an ass that I hated with a passion. But the thing is, I'm not a girl… I'm a guy with the ability to bare children… so they really planned my life out carefully… When my parents passed away, my uncle and aunt made damn sure that I was Princess Naruko Uzumaki of Konohagakure. My betrothed and my parents, made the both of us spend our summers together, but one summer they never came… another summer past… still no sign of Itachi Uchiha… or his brother… Sasuke…Until my fourteenth birthday…

A pink haired girl ran as fast as she could through the corridors and up the stairs with care while holding up her dress up, contemplating on abandoning her heeled shoes. "NARUTO! Naruto!" She screamed as she entered the lounge where a blonde man, in a dress sat looking out a window into the raining garden. "What is it Sakura?" He said looking to the panting girl who fell to her knees. "It's Sasuke… and Itachi… they're here…" she stated while watching shock cover over her cousin's face. Naruto stood which made the book in his lap drop loudly onto the ground.

Let's get things straight… I never liked either Uchiha when I was young, especially Itachi… he treated me as if I were a woman… but Sasuke… Sasuke treated me like the man I really was… I don't know when it had happened… but I think… I fell in love with him…

Naruto ran as fast as he could in his dress, followed by Sakura and another girl who had blonde hair. "Ino did you hear?! Sasuke's back!" Sakura said as their running slowed down to a formal walk. Naruto knocked on the two large doors that were eventually opened by men in black and gold suits. Naruto entered seeing only Sasuke, Mitoko… and his aunt, Lady Tsunade "Naruto… darling." Tsunade called holding out her arms. "Aunt Tsunade…what's wron-," he was cut off because of his aunt's arms that wrapped themselves tightly around his body. "Naruto… Itachi… and Fugaku… they died… five years ago…" she apologized with tears running down her cheeks. Naruto looked over to Sasuke and Mikoto who was laying her head on her son's shoulder. "I'm sorry Mitoko… Sasuke…" Naruto said pulling away from his aunt, and quickly left the room.

I feel so horrible… I wished this to happen to Itachi…and his family… What the hell is wrong with me… may someone please punish me.

Naruto ran outside not caring if his costly dress was ruined and ran into the gardens to run into the hedge maze. He quickly made it to the center into a gazebo and fell onto the wood, his form shuddering from the sobs he was making. "God punish me… I've brought the worst thing upon me… please punish me…" he begged pulling out the ties in his hair. He stared up at the small statue, which stood in the center of the gazebo, with tears running down his now pale cheeks. "I've wished someone to die… and it came true… IT CAME TRUE!" he screamed becoming quiet once more he began to hear calls of his name. "Your highness!" "Naruto!" was called but Naruto just covered his ears closing his eyes.

A pair of heavy shoes stepped onto the gazebo, and approached the blonde. "Naruto… what in your mind has made you run out into the rain to catch your death!" the voice said Naruto looked up to see his advisor, standing over him frowning. "Iruka… I killed Itachi…and Fugaku… Sasuke… and his mom could be next." Naruto said as tears escaped his eyes. Iruka shook his head kneeling down to the blonde. "Naruto…you couldn't have killed prince Itachi and king Fugaku… they were at war with Amegakure… with the Hyuga's… you could-" he was cut off by Naruto's screaming "I wished Itachi and his WHOLE family to die. I want to marry a woman! I want to be king! But now… I just… I just want to die!" Iruka leaned down to Naruto stroking the blonde's back. "Naruto it was not your fault…" Iruka stated as the blue eyes looked up at him.

Naruto closed his eyes, "I've killed my mother, father, Itachi, Fugaku, and your parents… I want the man who brands slaves to brand three lines onto either side of my face a sign of my sins…" Naruto stated his eyes slightly darkening. "Your aunt, and uncle nor I will allow that your highness!" Iruka said only to be slapped by Naruto. "As your Prince, I order you to summon the brander… don't defy me." Naruto stood walking off the gazebo back into the maze and back up the stairs into the large castle; Iruka followed him stopping to a guard to summon the brander.

Naruto entered his room to see the younger Uchiha standing at the window staring out, at the gardens. "Sasuke, what are you doing in my room." Naruto stated standing as far as he could from the raven haired boy. "Naruto, I want to take my brother's place as your betrothed. I've already spoken to your aunt… and she says its fine with her." Sasuke stated in a cold tone. Naruto taking note narrowed his eyes, "Why would I want to marry a jerk like you! If I remember correctly you'd pick on me, and when we trained together you'd kick me to the ground and then rub it in my face. When I was visiting Getsugakure, you and your brother would go and hide up in that gay little fort of yours and pull up the ladder and put a sign that says "no idiots allowed". So, I kicked the only support your fort had and broke your brother's leg and your arm and leg." Naruto crossed his arms looking away.

Sasuke approached Naruto glaring, "I don't really know why I want to marry an idiot who stood under the fort as it fell! I have a question for you, did your nurse drop you on your head as a baby?!" Sasuke asked while crossing his arms, trying to look superior to the blonde. Sakura entered the room as Naruto punched Sasuke into a chair diving at the raven, as they began their little fight on the floor. "Sasuke! Naruto! Guys, stop! You're wrecking the room!" In a matter of seconds three chairs, a table, and two vases were broken. Tsunade entered the room to find the source of commotion and to talk her nephew out of branding himself.

Tsunade grabbed Sasuke while Sakura grabbed Naruto prying the two apart, Naruto clawed and kicked at air glaring at the raven. "Princess Naruko… the brander is here." A guard said leaving the room, breaking from Sakura's grasp Naruto exited the room only to be followed by a curious Uchiha. "What do you need the brander for dobe." He said trying to not sound so interested. "None of your business bastard," Naruto snapped while exiting the castle into the stables where the brander stood.

The man bowed before standing up, "Princess Naruko what is it you'd like of me." The man asked politely. "I want three lines branded on either side of my face." Naruto said bluntly watching as the man's jaw dropped. "You will be paid greatly for doing this of course." Naruto added, watching the man nod. "When would you like this done Princess…" he asked hesitantly wringing his hands. "Now if possible, I'd like this done before I hear anyone trying to talk me out of it." He said in a demanding tone while watching the man nod. "Let me go and get my tool's your highness." He said quickly turning and walking off. Naruto turned and faced the raven that stared blankly at the blonde. "Why are you causing harm to your face?" He stated in a shocked tone, the blonde rolled his eyes scoffing. "Because I feel like it moron," Naruto retorted while taking a seat on a hay barrel and watching the raven's confused face twist into anger.

Sasuke immediately dashed over grabbing the blondes shoulders, "Is this because Itachi is dead, did you love him more than you thought… you loved me eh? If I remember correctly the last time I left you begged me to stay saying that you loved me more than my own bastard of a brother." Sasuke snapped glaring at the blonde, who looked away causing the Uchiha to begin to laugh. "You're fucking kidding me, it was all a joke Naruko! It was! Wasn't it you wanted to play me as a fool?!" Naruto looked up at the raven haired man who now had pain written all over his face, he reached up taking the pale cheeks in his hands. "No… I do love you… I just- it's my fault… they're dead … I wished them dead Sasuke… like my parents… like Iruka's. Sasuke… I do love you… I just…blame myself for their death…" Naruto pulled Sasuke's pale face to his tanned one to press his lips against his and watched as the raven haired man's anger washed from his face.

Sasuke kissed back wrapping his arms around Naruto's femininely small waist given by the corset. "Iruka you could kiss me like that… come on I'll let you plant one on me right now!" A silver haired man with an eye patch said to the jaw dropped advisor of Naruto's. Naruto in surprise pushed the dazed Uchiha to the ground. "Na-na-Naruto, you can't be giving kisses away! Only to your fiancé!!" he exclaimed pointing at the two.

"But he is my beloved… my fiancé…"