Author's Note: HAPPY HOLIDAYS! XD I know that some of you awesomeful people out there don't celebrate Christmas, but I want to make a new Holiday series for the Akatsuki including a seven year old Sakura!

Down the Chimney Comes a Weasel and a Crow?

X-mas Special!

A tall Christmas tree was finally put as a mini Sakura cheered and jumped up and down with a spirally masked Akatsuki named Tobi. Kisame rolled his eyes at Tobi's naivety, but smiled warmly at Sakura's happiness as Christmas was passing by the days. Surprisingly, the small child convinced everyone, even the leader Pein, to celebrate Christmas and that means redecorating the entire base.

Sakura jumped on the couch with glee, "It's so pretty! This is going to be the best Christmas ever!!!"

Hidan scoffed, "Whatever kid… You're just fu—" Appearing out of nowhere came Sasori with a glare on his face. "Fine, fine…" he muttered a string of curses as he left the room while the redhead managed to cover Sakura's young ears.

She giggled, "Sasori-san, why does Hidan-san say bad words?"

Tobi complained, "Hidan's a bad boy!"

"Shut up Tobi…" Sasori sighed. "Why don't you ask Hidan why he's a bad boy?" Sakura smiled, knowing what Sasori was up to as Tobi immediately ran towards Hidan's room to bother.

Just then, Itachi came in the room with a small box all wrapped with a red bow as he put it under the undecorated tree. He glanced at Sakura, "Do you want to decorate the tree?"

Somehow, her smile couldn't get anymore bigger, but it did as she jumped out of Sasori's grasp, and ran towards an open box full of different and random ornaments. "Ne Itachi-kun?" Strangely, Itachi was the only one with the '-kun' in the organization while everyone else would be '-san' or '-danna' or '-sama'. "Can we watch the Nutcracker after this?"

Sasori muffled a laugh as Itachi froze, "O-Of course…"

30 minutes later…

Everyone in the organization gathered around on the single soft plushy couch to watch the movie. From left to right is Konan sat at the edge with a small cup of hot chocolate, an annoyed looking Pein, a bored Kisame, an amused Zetsu, and a money-absorbed Kakuzu. On the floor sat, the newest female addition to the Akatsuki named Karasu (Haha, that's my OC! Amaya-chan, if you want to be part of this series, just review me!), a sleepy Itachi with an excited Sakura sitting on his lap, a bored looking long haired blonde Deidara, a cursing Hidan, and an eager Tobi.

Just as nearly everyone fell asleep, Sakura, Tobi, and extraordinarily Kisame were still watching. As the ballerina did an amazing pirouette, Kisame gasped in awe, "She just did a 33 pirouette!"

"What the…" Hidan remembered to cover Sakura's ears. "Fuck?"

Everyone else heard and started laughing while Kisame turned purple in embarrassment. Deidara rolled on the floor while tears of laughter streamed down his face, "HAHA!!! KISAME DOES BALLET!!!"

Sakura smiled and thought to herself, 'I know what to get Kisame-chan for Christmas now!'

Kisame spluttered, "Ju-just watch the stupid movie."

"It's already over." Karasu rubbed her tired natural red eyes and ran a thin pale hand through her ebony shoulder length hair. "I'm going to hit the sack. Good night." She got up, and gathered her Akatsuki cloak and disappeared. Everyone agreed to get some rest; they all knew that Sakura would be the one wake at least one of them to get permission to open the presents.

"Itachi-kun?" Sakura gently tugged at Itachi's sleeve. "Will you tuck me in?" He couldn't help but give a small smile and nod.

"Good night Sakura-chan." Itachi wrapped her up in a bundle of blankets.

"Wait! Itachi-kun, will you read me a bed time story?" Sakura held the sheets closer to her face to absorb the warmth. The seven year old pink haired girl was just too innocent to say no.

He sighed and grabbed a small stool, "Once upon a time, there was a fierce blue ogre, his name was Hoshigaki Kisame. He would eat everyone in the village, even the animals!" Sakura giggled. "One day, he invaded a kingdom that was protecting a snotty blonde haired princess named Deidara." Itachi smirked, 'I like this story so far…' He continued, "He said, 'Dear princess, make any kind offers, and I shall let you free.' Deidara the snot-faced princess remarked, 'I will never give anything of mine to someone as ugly as you are.' So, Kisame ate her. Next, was a poor peasant girl named Karasu. Kisame spoke, 'Peasant, give me an offering, and I shall let you free.' Karasu was the last one standing alive of the doomed kingdom and spoke, 'I have nothing for I am poor, but I will give you my life in exchange for everyone else you have ate.' The blue ogre finally agreed, but due to her bravery, she was free as well, and the ogre let everyone free from his large belly." He poked Sakura's smaller stomach that made her laugh. "Everyone in the village thanked Karasu for her kindness, and even the princess Deidara was touched by her bravery, she offered her a position in the castle as a brave female knight. The end." By this time, Sakura was nodding her head tiredly.

"Itachi-kun?" She yawned. "Do you think Santa will give us all presents? Because, I know Akatsuki is a bad place…"

Itachi smiled softly, "Of course, in fact, he'll come down the chimney tomorrow and Mrs. Claus will be there too. And, we are not bad people because we all care for you, now off to bed before I summon the mighty ogre Kisame to eat you!" She gave a last laugh before drifting off to sleep.

As he closed her door shut silently, a smooth voice rang, "I'm a peasant huh? Then what are you? The ogre's trusty half donkey-weasel?" He turned around to meet a tired looking Karasu.

Itachi rolled his eyes inwardly, "Shut up…"

Karasu mentioned, "Hey, what are you going to do about the Santa thing? I know she'll be waiting all day tomorrow for him to appear, and if he doesn't, she'll be crushed."

He froze in place, "Damn it… I'll hire someone!"

"Someone will know where the base is then idiot." She tapped her standard kunoichi shoes. "I guess you're going to have to be Santa."

He twitched, "Oh yeah? Then who will be Mrs. Claus?" Finally giving a smirk, Itachi and Karasu both lost with a defeated sigh.

She spoke, "I'll get the costumes…"

5:21 AM – Konan and Pein's Room

With small tiptoe steps like the Sugarplum fairy from the Nutcracker, Sakura finally reached Konan's side of the bed and poked her cheek. "Konan-san?"

"Ngh…" She flipped sides and faced Pein. "What is it…?"

"Can I open the presents?" Pein immediately heard and sighed.

"Knock yourself out kid, but just wake everyone else up before you open them…" Konan let out a yawn before shaking the spiky haired leader awake.

Living Room

"This one is for blue ogre Kisame-san!" She handed Kisame a small wrapped up gift from Deidara. Kisame twitched in annoyance while the blonde haired artist smirked. "This one is for the snot-faced princess Deidara-san!" She handed the fuming male his present. "This one is for the brave Karasu-niisan!" She handed Karasu a poorly wrapped gift. "This one is for Itachi-kun, Leader-sama, Konan-danna, Sasori-san, Kakuzu-san, Hidan-san, and Tobi-chan!" Everyone finally started unwrapping their gift while Sakura was already playing in the discarded colorful paper with her stuffed animal panda everyone got her.

Deidara got a wad of paper that said, 'Art is forever.' Sasori received the same, though it said, 'Art is short.' That got them both started onto a long debate about art.

Kakuzu got a ton of gift cards since they all knew that he was going to exchange the gift cards for money. Hidan got an extra rosary for his Jashin ceremonies, and a First Aid kit just in case his rituals got out of hand and no one was at the base. Konan got two bottles of shampoo, and a small case of blue hair dye that made her pissed, "MY HAIR IS NATURAL YOU BASTARDS!"

Pein got many expensive items like a mini stereo, and an iPod nano with a $50 gift card to iTunes. "Being the leader is sweet…" he smirked.

Kisame got a lot of ballet slippers, which bothered him, but he also got tap shoes from Deidara, "What's with the tap shoes?"

Deidara shrugged, "Well, since you must be a pro at ballet, why not try tap dancing?" Kisame fumed in anger at this remark.

Itachi received a stuffed weasel plushy Sakura got for him, and more hair ties from the organization, "I don't need THIS many hair ties… And, I'm throwing away the pink, yellow, orange, and green ones too…" he sulked as he approached the trash can.

Karasu got a wooden picture frame, but was supported by metal made by Sasori, and a team photo of everyone acting like their normal weird selves. She also got a eye drops for bloodshot eyes, "Oi, my eyes ARE NATURALLY RED!!!"

"MY HAIR IS NATURALLY BLUE!!!"

"I DO NOT TAP DANCE… OR DANCE BALLET!!!"

"ART IS SHORT!"

"ART IS FOREVER!!!"

"I HATE THESE HAIR TIES!"

Sakura interrupted their rant with a sad whisper, "Where's Santa Claus, and Mrs. Claus?" she sighed. Itachi and Karasu both stared at each other with shock, 'Oh crap…' they both disappeared into their rooms and immediately changed, meeting each other on top of the roof within seconds.

Itachi hesitated, "How the hell am I supposed to fit in the small chimney with these stupid things in my clothes?"

Karasu shook her head, "Whatever, you go down, or I shove you down weasel!" Itachi glared at her as he removed the balloons from underneath his Santa outfit to make his stomach look chubby. As soon as he jumped down the chimney, Karasu followed along, but they finally realized, "The fireplace is still going!"

"God damn it! This is all your fault!" Itachi glared at the Karasu, while he skidded his feet to a stop between the walls.

Karasu accidentally landed on Itachi's back, "Oof… My fault? How the hell is it my fault? You're the one who promised Sakura Santa, and Mrs. Claus would come!"

Fortunately, the entire crew could hear their argument while Sakura gave a large smile and immediately put out the fire with a bucket of water, "Santa! Mrs. Claus!!!" she squealed in excitement.

"It looks like they put out of the fire… Go down, quickly before Deidara starts another fire!" Karasu pushed Itachi down further.

He stared, "Why would Deidara start another fire?"

"Uh… I kind of did something… to his… room… and he wants revenge… Just shut up and go down!" Karasu explained before Itachi detached his feet from the opposite walls and they fell with great speed as they ended up in the living room where Sakura was squealing with happiness.

"Santa Claus!!!" Sakura tugged at Itachi's scorched red suit. "Mrs. Claus!" She hugged Karasu in her nearly burnt red dress with white fluffy edges.

Everyone muffled a laugh at the embarrassing sight before them. Itachi gasped for air, "Ha, ha, ha—I mean, ho, ho, ho… Ugh…"

"Hello Sakura-chan," Karasu gave a small smile. "I heard you've been an extra good girl this year—"

Tobi leaped on Itachi's lap, "TOBI'S BEEN A GOOD BOY THIS YEAR SANTA!!! Tobi wants a choochoo train, a red fire truck, a coloring book, a flashlight to scare away the boogey man in my closet, a puppy, a kitty, a cupcake, a—"

Itachi cut him off, "Yes, yes you've been a good boy, now get off me before I shove coal down your throat." Tobi immediately disappeared after "Santa's" little threat.

Sakura hopped onto both Santa's and Mrs. Claus's lap, "I already got what I wanted for Christmas! I wanted everyone have a happy Christmas that no one will forget…" They both smiled at Sakura's sweet remark. "And, I made a bet with Kakuzu-san that Santa and Mrs. Claus will be here, so gimme gimme gimme!!!" Kakuzu groaned and handed her 5 dollars, and a peppermint crunch candy bar.

I guess, even the worst of all organizations such as Akatsuki can have an embarrassing, jolly, and sweet Christmas. Merry Christmas!

Next Chapter:

A Happy New Year?

Author's Note: I hope you enjoyed it! I'm going to make every chapter about most holidays, and some birthdays that takes place in the Akatsuki organization! :D I live off of reviews, so that would be gladly appreciated please!