A/N:

Hello everyone, and a merry Christmas to you all! I was going to type this story up yesterday but I was sick in bed with the flu, and I'm still recovering, so if there are any mistakes I am so sorry. I'm sitting here drinking my tea, typing, and blowing my nose. My dad is also trying to steel the computer from me so… Well I hope you guys like it and this is what everyone wanted so, please be nice and read and review.

War:

Girls vs. Boys

Chapter 1:

Neji Caught, Girl's Rule

It was Christmas Eve and everyone had come to Hinata's and Neji's Christmas party, I mean who would miss it. It was a party that only selected people could come to and well that was that.

The Guests were:

Tenten

Sakura

Naruto

Sasuke

Itachi

Shikamaru

Gaara

Temari

Kankuro

Ino

Choji

Kakashi

Tsunade

Lee

Gai

Last week all of them had got to together to pull names out of a hate, to see who the had to get a present for, as listed below.

Guests/Who they had to get a gift for:

Tenten/Neji

Sakura/Sasuke

Naruto/Hinata

Sasuke/Sakura

Itachi/Gaara

Shikamaru/Ino

Gaara/Kankuro

Temari/Shikamaru

Kankuro /Temari

Ino/Itachi

Choji/Tsunade

Kakashi/Lee

Tsunade/Gai

Lee/Naruto

Gai/Kakashi

Neji/Tenten

Hinata/Choji

Everyone was going nuts that week trying to figure out what to get their person, they would ask best friends to help them out and sometimes they wouldn't give each other any clues.

This year though, the girls had decided to play tricks on the guys, because last year the guys had tricked them.

Sakura smiled at the idea of warfare, just like all the other girls, but this year they would be outnumbered by the guys. All the girls came to the Christmas party an hour early and Neji figured that something was up, so he spied on them.

Sakura was the first to speak, "The first prank we need to pull is on Naruto."

All the girls agreed.

Hinata spoke up, "We should play a game of dare or answer, that would make the guys socks drop off."

Tenten brought up another idea, "Why don't we play girl vs. boy trivia or assign each one of us girls to a guy or maybe two and we prank them like that."

Neji was listening closely and he was truly afraid of what the girls were plotting, he had to call all the guys now. He slowly tried walking down the hall, but one of the floor boards screeched really loudly.

All the girls turned and saw him try to flee as fast as he can.

Tsunade shouted, "Get him girls."

They all went straight for him and tackled him to the ground really violently. Tenten held Neji's arm pinned to his back, and brought him up before the girl council, in the living room.

"Let me go, I was just going to use the rest room," Neji said as Ino tied him to a chair.

"Liar," said Tenten, "Do you think after dating you for the past year that I don't know when you're lying or not."

"Sweetie," Neji spoke, "I didn't mean it like that."

One quality Neji didn't like about Tenten was her aggressiveness, it scared him silly and it bore right into him.

"Don't you dare sweetie me," Tenten almost yelled at him.

"What should we do to him," asked Temari.

"I know," Hinata pronounced, "hold on a second, I'll be right back."

Hinata was gone two seconds top, and back with a Santa's costume.

Neji just stared at the costume.

"N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-o-o-o-o," He spoke while stuttering.

All the girls smiled evilly at Neji.

"We should glue the fake beard on to his face," Tsunade said.

They all agreed, and Hinata went to get some glue.

Hinata came back with a bottle of super glue, "This is all I have, and Neji remember that I am the only one that has the remover so if you dare even speak a word to any of the guys about our plans, you'll have a beard for life."

Tenten had no objections with this, while she evenly smeared the super glue across Neji's face. Then they stuck the beard on.

Next they untied Neji after they knew that the super glue was dry. Ino held his hand around his back while Tenten unbuttoned his pants and pulled them down, only to find that Neji was wearing Barney boxers, and all the girls started laughing.

They now slipped on the Santa pants and then stuffed one of his pillows inside to make him look fatter. Now came unbuttoning Neji's shirt. Tenten unbuttoned it only to find a very hot, fit body, he had a total six pack.

Ino released his hands and Neji knew that he couldn't escape, due to having to many girls in the room that could tackle him all at once. So now they put on the Santa coat and they stuck the Santa wig and hat on top of his head.

Neji looked like the perfect Santa, except for the shoes, that were quickly replaced with big black boots, when all of the sudden the doorbell rang.

"Neji, if you dare tell anyone about anything you saw or heard our relationship is over," Tenten hissed in his ear. "Plus, you look totally sexy in that outfit; if you behave we might be able to have some fun later."

Neji imagined what Tenten was planning and he knew he had to be good and not tell?

"Neji open the door," Hinata commanded.

Neji did as he was told only to find himself come face to face with all of the guys that were coming, and they were all caring gifts for the gift exchange.

"Neji is that you?" Naruto questioned as he stared at the guy in the Santa costume.

"Yeah it's me." He spoke and he could here the girls giggling in the back ground and Tenten came to stand next to him in the doorway.

"Why are you wearing that stupid costume," Sasuke asked, disgusted by it.

"He lost a arm wrestling competition to me, so I made him dress up like this for the rest of the day." Tenten exclaimed.

Itachi and Kakashi didn't by it, because they knew Neji wouldn't lose, but then again Tenten was his girlfriend.