Disclaimer: I don't own WOWP but if I did I doubt they would allow it on Disney Channel.

They could do an episode about the importance of spaying or neutering your pet and take Mason to the vet to get him fixed because he won't stop marking the furniture and humping Justin's leg.

Oh I can just see it now.

Note: Oh and this would all take place with Mason in his human form.

The Russo's with Mason in tow pull up to the vet's office in a taxi. As soon as the door opens Mason jumps out excitedly prancing over to sniff a labradoddle's butt. Justin runs up behind him to grab his collar but this excites Mason causing him to go into humping mode. Justin pulls a rolled up newspaper from his pocket smacking Mason on the nose with it.

Justin: Bad boy! Bad Mason! You are not ruining anymore of my jeans! (he yells angrily)

Justin loses his grip on Mason's collar and Mason scurries away whimpering. Alex runs up catching Mason and drags him into the vets office and sits down. Jerry and Theresa enter going up to the counter to sign in while Justin and Max sit with Alex.

Justin: So... You really going to go through with this? (directing his question to Alex)

Alex: (shrugs her shoulders nonchalantly) Yeah why not?

Justin: Well... it's not really your decision to make.

Alex: (gives Justin a dirty look) I think it became my decision when he started to have a little wee wee party all over my room. Besides, do you really want the leg humping to continue? (quirks her brow)

Justin: Yeah I guess you're right... but couldn't you just break up with him?

Alex: (Rolls her eyes) Really Justin? This it the best relationship I have ever had! I'm not going to throw it away just because of a few little problems! That's why I'm getting him neutered...

Receptionist: Mason Greybeck

Alex gets up and starts leading Mason towards the door where a vet assistant is waiting to take him.

Mason: (Looks around confusedly) Hey... This isn't the park!

Alex hands Mason over to the Vet's Assistant who looks at Mason strangely before grabbing his collar and pulling him through the door. Alex walks over to Jerry.

Alex: Dad, You think maybe we should have brought him to a real doctor?

Jerry: Nah, Besides this is much cheaper. (waves dismissively)

Jerry then wraps his arm around Alex and begins leading her out the door.

Jerry: Hey what does everyone say to ice cream?

All Russo's: (Cheer) Yeah!

As they exit we see Mason, through the window, clawing frantically at the door trying to get out of the backroom.

Author's Note: I don't usually write in script form but I was just doing it as a joke post on IMDB. Then it made me laugh so much I decided to post it here. This is a little unusual for me since all I have written so far has been smutty Jalex. Hopefully I will have the second part of "Do You Dream About Me?" posted either tonight or tomorrow! Thanks for reading! Happy Halloween!