DISCLAIMER: I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Bayonetta.
Bayonetta sat in the bar dubbed the Gates of Hell, or the dump as she liked to call it. The proprietor, Rodin, stood behind the counter, shaking a drink for her. Enzo sat off to the side, slurring from all the alcohol he had already consumed. Bayonetta twirled her gun, one of the Scarborough Fare, a set of four guns powered by magic.
Rodin rested the drink on the table. "So, the gist of it is, that you've got some pressure comin' in from the demons who pay the rent for you."
Bayonetta took a sip. "They're demons. They aren't happy unless they're eating someone."
Rodin smirked. "Which brings me to my point. Have you ever heard of a small town in California called Sunnydale?"
Bayonetta finished her drink, placing the empty glass close to Rodin in a sign that she wanted a refill.
"A bit. Demon's paradise, I believe. As close to Inferno as that awful island was to Paradiso?"
Rodin nodded, having already refilled her drink. "Well, thing is, there's these people there messin' up the works. A vampire slayer named Buffy, and a witch named Willow are the two most threatening. Willow is only beginning now, but the boys downstairs can feel her power, and they don't like it."
Bayonetta gulped her drink in a most unladylike fashion. "So I'm guessing I have to go and kill these people or the friendly demon landlords will throw a tantrum."
Rodin nodded, refilling her drink again. "Right on, babe."
Bayonetta rolled her eyes. "Do you have my weapons?"
Rodin nodded, smirking. "And these babies are one big symphony if I do say so myself."
Rodin brought out Bayonetta's soul devouring katana, followed by her lightning and fire greaves, and her demonic whip.
Bayonetta finished her last drink, smiling. "Seems like ridiculous overkill, but who knows. So, this slayer. Will she be any problem?"
Buffy stood in front of the mirror, wearing her black top. "Oh, fooey. This used to fit me."
Buffy removed the top and tossed it onto the bed. "I didn't do my hair properly either. I'll look like a total garbage lady."
Willow stepped up next to Buffy. "Now that's an exaggeration. You just don't fit that top because you've gotten older. And your hair is fine."
Buffy mopingly glared at her reflection. "It doesn't fit anymore because I've gained so much weight from eating too much."
Willow gripped Buffy's shoulder. "Now, don't think like that. I shake my finger at you in a disappointed fashion for thinking like that."
Buffy and Willow sat in the Bronze afterwards. Xander danced on the dance floor in a rather idiotic fashion, bumping into everyone like a clumsy drunk. He had recently had a fight with Anya, and was unsuccessfully trying to hide it. None of them noticed the woman in the tight black leather, who sat at the bar drinking a pale pink drink out of a tiny glass.
The woman fondled a large red gun under the bar, while getting the feel for the identical guns that were attached to the back of each of her stilettos. As she finished her drink, she turned to leave the bar, winking at the young man who served at the bar in a somewhat seductive fashion. She then headed directly towards the unsuspecting Buffy and Willow.
As Bayonetta headed across the room, Xander bumped into her. "Hey there. Can I have you?"
Bayonetta glared at Xander, and he changed his wording. "Sorry. I mean, can I dance with you?"
Bayonetta chuckled. "I'm sure you're a nice young man, but a certain amount of style is required to be on my arm."
Bayonetta shoved Xander aside, and continued to head for Buffy and Willow. As Bayonetta reached her target, Xander, who was still looking at her, saw her readying a gun, and ran across the room, yelling out.
Everything that happened next happened very quickly. Xander reached Bayonetta, and was hit in the face and launched across the club. Buffy and Willow both jumped up, and Bayonetta jumped into the air, firing bullets at them. Buffy dropped to the floor, helpless against the bullets, but Willow created a magic shield and deflected the bullets. Bayonetta dropped to the floor, and slammed her foot into Willow's shield, smashing a hole into it, and jumping through.
As Bayonetta got inside the shield, Buffy jumped up to fight her, but was kicked in the face with such force as to slam her against the wall of the club, smashing several teeth out of her mouth in the process. Buffy recovered, but was struck by Bayonetta's fist, which Buffy realised had cracked her skull. As Buffy collapsed, unconscious, Bayonetta slammed her foot into Willow, knocking the weaker witch unconscious in an instant. As the shield dissipated, Xander ran to Willow, checking her, before running to help Buffy.
Bayonetta stood off to the side, phasing herself into Purgatorio, watching as Xander called to the club workers to call an ambulance. Bayonetta lowered her head, feeling guilty that she had attacked a human. An action that she hated doing, no matter the motivation. Bayonetta left the club, planning to tell the demons that the slayer and the witch were hurt, and try to persuade the demons not to make her kill them.