"omg bakygou i HATE you!"uraraka kickes his face in so now he is dead. "omg i didnt mean that daddy but now you are dead and i miss you but i will mov e on its fine"
uraka calls deky "hello deku i have jus t kill mydady can you please find me a new daddy boyfriens"
"yes thats absolutely fine just five me a minute im watching rupals dragrace with denky" "ok"
3 minutes later- deku has a plan. he is going to hot topicc
so deku enters hottopic and there he sees 2 BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS PEOPLE one is green fiona shrek and the other is todoroki kun but todorki is goth and fiona isnt so deku takes todoroki out the shop "EXCUSE ME I WAS BUSSY LACTATEING WITHTH MY FRIEND FIONA!" todoeoki was ravenclaw raging and deku was slytherin surprised (aand fiona is huffleopuff horny)
"ok so noaffense but yu need to bemy friend uruaraka's new daddy"
"ok sure"
"ok letd go see uraraka"
so they og to her house she is there watching rupals dragrace wth denki and gibi asmr. deku is very mad he breaks up with denki so now ururaka deku and todoeoki and fiona are polyanmory like keren 33
chapter 1 over - this was a gift for patersone i love you patersone