Mike loved Tina dearly with out question. However, there was something about her that was a little hard to deal with and quite frankly hazardous to his physical health. Tina suffered from night terrors. You would think it would be horrible with screaming and crying, but you would only be half right. You see, Tina would be kicking the bad guys ass and screaming. One night Mike was sleeping next to Tina. They were warmly embraced until he heard her cry out.
"No stay away from me you freak stop no!" Mike tried shaking her to wake up but she wouldn't stir instead she responded with her knee to his groan. Mike fell out of bed gasping for air. Tina looked down at Mike from the bed fully awake.
"Oh my God Mike you ok?" she asked.
"Fine" he responded in a squeaky voice. The next time Mike was sleeping next to Tina he made the mistake of hovering over her when she started yelling. He came to school with a black eye.
"Dude what the hell. Is she having a grudge match with Freddy Krueger or something?" Sam asked.
"Maybe she needs some of Kurt's special warm milk it helps me get to sleep" Finn suggested as he examined his friends swollen eye.
"Yeah but I get punished with your loud snoring" Kurt chimed. Mike tried the warm milk with Tina and it looked like it did the trick…he was wrong. Tina started yelling and cursing. Before Mike knew it Tina was straddling him and slapping him with both hands
"Take that you psycho leave my boyfriend alone" Tina cried out her eyes closed.
"Tina it's me ow stop ow" Mike was having a hard time speaking since his girlfriend had grabbed him by the ears and slammed his head repeatedly against the pillow he was wresting on.
The next day Ms. Pillsbury gave Mike a pamphlet that read, "Why does my girl friend slap me around" not having any clue on the situation. It upset Tina knowing she was kicking her boyfriend's ass while she was sleeping. She wanted Mike to be able to wrap his arms around her during those cold nights without her trying to break them like kinder. They tried one last time. They fell asleep on the couch watching lady and the tramp and when they woke up Mike was in perfect physical condition. The Night terrors had melted away into good dreams for instead of her kicking the bad guys ass she imagined Mike doing it. After giving the villain the thrashing of his life he embrace her with his sweaty shirtless self.
"I'm liking this dream" Tina smiled "I'm liking it a lot."
THE END