Hiei's insane adventure

After going to a carnival the gang leave, but Hiei. Clowns kidnap Hiei and try to make him apart of their group. Hiei has a secret that none knows about, He's afraid of clowns.

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*Yusuke and the gang are leaving the Carnival and forgetting a Certain Fire demon*

Yusuke: Man that was the best time ever! *He's had way to much candy*

Keiko: Oh Yusuke your so child like *Holds the bear that Yusuke won for her*

Kurama: I have to say I quit enjoyed that myself. *Blushes*

Kuwabara: Yeah there was so fine looking ladies too!

Keiko: Kuwabara is that all you think about? *glares*

Kurabara: no I also like fighting *laughs* what's the matter baby jealous.

Yusuke: GRR KUWABARA YOU STAY WAY FROM HER *Yells out*

Kurama: Where's Hiei? *Kurama says he looks around and Hiei was no where to be seen*

Kuwabara: Shorty probably went home already. Everyone knows he doesn't like to have fun.

Botan: Yeah Kuwabara has a point. Let's just go.

*They all leave and go home. Remembering the good times they all had today. The Carnival is empty not a soul around. A small light flickers in the darkness. It was coming from a tent near by.*

Clown 1: So you think your so tough don't you?

Clown 2: I'll show you not to ever throw pies at us again.

Hiei: *Tied up in a chair. He was scared right now, being in a room full of angry clowns*

Clown 1: What's the matter, got something against being a clown?

Hiei: *Couldn't speak, he trembles* ah...no.

Clown 2: I think we should show this kid a lesson in manners *Smirks and punches his fist into his hand*

Clown 3: what are you gonna boss?

Clown 1: Oh you'll see.

Hiei: *Sweatdrop* Just let me go now, before I hurt you all.

*The clowns just laughs, they knew Hiei was scared. Now they had him right where they wanted him. So They start to put clown make-up on Hiei and dress him like a clown. Hiei even became afraid of himself. Hiei hated clowns so much. Ever since he was a little boy*

Clown 1: Prefect, now your one of us you little bastard. I'll show you how it feels like to be a clown.

Hiei: huh? get me out of these clothes.

Clown 2: Boss you heard the little man, he wants out of his clothes.

*The clowns grin, and Hiei regrets what he says. They strip him down to his underwear and tie him up to a poll. Where they took turns Throwing pies at him. After a hour of throwing pies they stop and take a rest. Just then a small car arrives and out comes a 100 more clowns*

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So what do you think of it so far? funny huh! Poor Hiei and those damm clowns. Please Read and Review!