Teen Titan Toons
Hello, so as i'm writing my main stories i'll also be writing some mini-stories to entertain y'all.
These are the Teen Titans Toons. short stories on the everyday life of the Teen Titans.
I don't own The Teen Titans
Enjoy episode 1
Shower Tunes.
It was morning time in Titans Tower and the main room was empty, except for Silkie who was looking forward to a food filled bowl.
Only to find it empty.
Angry he was trying to look for the titans to be feed, so he started to crawl across the tower looking for the titans, to confront them.
Soon Silkie was entering towards Beast Boy's room when he heard a familiar tune. Curious the worm courageously entered the Green Guys Room.
After escaping the jungle that was Beast Boy's room, Silkie peaked over to see Beast Boy in the shower. (curtain obviously closed.) When the music got louder.
The silhouette of Beast Boy had a bar of soap as a microphone and started to sing.
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're gone
Now forgetting Trouble in Tokyo. This Beast Boy's singing voice sounds like a monkey trying to rap.
Which was the exact reason why Silkie grabbed a video camera and started to record the show.
Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
And when Beast Boy hit that high note, glass literally did break.
You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on.
Silkie exited the bathroom snickering to himself...only to hear another familiar titan jamming out.
Not wanting to miss this opportunity Silkie skidded into Cyborg's room to hear him singing in the shower.
"How can Cyborg take a shower if he's part robot." thought Silkie.
"Because its a fanfic, anything can happen. Now shut up and stick to the script." I said.
Silkie once again peaked over to see Cyborg dancing in the shower. And he started to sing.
Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere
Now Cyborg's singing was actually worse than Beast Boy's not by much...but still bad.
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere
It was here that Cyborg started to do full out dance routine, and it took all of Silkie's man power to not laugh.
Workin' hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
Soon Silkie had to control himself, this was better than Beast Boy's rendition to "My Heart will Go On." by Celine Dion.
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Streetlights, people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Streetlights, people
Silkie quickly exited Cyborg's room...only to hear a certain Tamaran "singing"
This time Silkie "flew" to Starfire's bathroom to see the alien doing something that nobody should ever witness.
Thats right Starfire was rapping.
(Yoooouuuu!)
Soulja boy I tell 'em
Hey I got a new dance fo you all called the soulja boy
(Yoooouuuu!)
You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right
(Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaah!)
And lets just say that Starfire's singing made Beast Boy and Cyborg's singing sound like Frank Sinatra
Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that soulja boy
Then super man that hoe
Now watch me you
(crank that soulja boy)
Now watch me you
(crank that soulja boy)
Now watch me you
(crank that soulja boy)
Now watch me you
(crank that soulja boy)
And to make matters worse Starfire was doing the Soulja Boy dance, Silkie was punching the floor trying not to laugh.
Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Super man that hoe
Then watch me crank that Robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haters man
When I do that soulja boy
I lean to the left and crank that thang
(now you)
I'm jocking on your (censord) (censored)
And if we get the fighting
Then I'm (censoring) on your (censored) (censor)
You catch me at your local party
Yes I crank it everyday
Haters getting mad cause
"I got me some bathing apes"
Aim to clean off in this (censored)
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Roosevelt
And super soak that (censor)
Around the 10th time of that last verse Silkie had seen enough, and had enough footage...that was until he heard the unthinkable.
Silkie gulped as he entered Raven's room. Every little thing in that room wanted to kill him, but his fears were overshadowed by the demoness's song choice.
Let's go to the mall, everybody!
"Oh. Hell. No." thought Silky as he got him camera ready.
Come on Jessica, come on Tori,
Let's go to the mall, you won't be sorry
Put on your jelly bracelets
And your cool graffiti coat
At the mall, having fun is what it's all about
I haven't done my homework yet (That's OK!)
And you know how my parents get (Whatever!)
I don't care,'cause all my friends are gonna be there
Let's go to the mall today
Now Raven's singing voice...is complicated, basically it's the results you would get if you combined the talents of Robin Sparkles, Rebecca Black, Dora the Explorer, A braying Goat, and Raven's monotone rap in a more positive tone. In short, it made Silkie laugh so hard he was shaking.
Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Lets go to the mall, today
Lets go to the mall everybody!
There's this boy I like
Met him at the food court
He's got hair like Gretzky
And he does jumps on his skateboard
I hope he asks me out
Takes me to my favorite spot
It'll be just him and me
(But don't forget the robot)
Dad says I'm too young to date (Lame!)
But baby, I don't want to wait (Let's do it!)
That's OK, I'm going to rock your body anyway
I'm going to rock your body 'til Azarath Day.
Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let's go to the mall today
Silkie was about to leave, but then he got more as he saw.
Raven's rapping everyone, and with her soap microphone.
I went to the mall with a couple of friends
I had a whole week's allowance to spend
I want hoop earrings and a Benetton shirt
We came here to shop and we came here to flirt
I turned around and who should I see
My daddy demon Trigon.
He said, "Young lady, I don't approve."
So I had to get down and bust a crazy move
Hit it Fred, come on
Let's go to the mall
In fact the camera was shaking so badly due to Silkie's laugher that it was focusing on the ground, until Silkie picked it up.
Let's go to the mall, everybody!
Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let's go to the mall today
Everybody loves the mall!
Everybody come and play (Yeah!)
Throw every last care away (I love my hoop earrings!)
Let's go to the mall today
But when Raven let out that giggle near the end of the song, Silkie had to run out of the room before he started laughing hysterically.
But even this grand show was no match because Silkie heard something so disturbing that he almost didn't want to enter The Boy Wonder's room.
Silkie gasped to see Robin dancing to a group that no one would ever think about for this guy.
But with a flick of his soapbar Robin started.
You're insecure,
Don't know what for,
You're turning heads when you walk through the door,
Don't need make-up,
To cover up,
Being the way that you are is enough,
Silkie could barely hold it in, the boy wonder...THE boy wonder was singing One Direction.
Everyone else in the room can see it,
Everyone else but you,
Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell,
You don't know,
Oh, oh,
You don't know you're beautiful,
If only you saw what I can see,
You'd understand why I want you so desperately,
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe,
You don't know,
Oh, oh,
You don't know you're beautiful,
Oh, oh,
That's what makes you beautiful
Robin's singing voice was pretty much as bad as the other four titans singing voice...combined...times a million...with a dying animal.
So c-come on.
You got it wrong.
To prove I'm right
I put it in a song.
I don't know why
You're being shy,
And turn away when I look into your eye-eye-eyes,
Robin's bathroom was actually starting to shake in disgust, Silkie couldn't imagine someone listening to this by choice...maybe the Titans could use this to fight off super villains.
That's what makes you beautiful
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Soon Robin sang in a voice so weird that it sounded like Lloyd Christmas's "Most annoying sound in the world."
Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell,
And now Robin sang in a high pitches voice that make glass shatter.
You don't know,
Oh oh,
You don't know you're beautiful,
Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell,
You don't know,
Oh oh,
You don't know you're beautiful,
If only you saw what I can see,
You'll understand why I want you so desperately,
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe,
You don't know,
Oh oh,
You don't know you're beautiful,
Oh oh,
You don't know you're beautiful,
Oh oh,
That's what makes you beautiful.
"Good Night Jump City I love you!" yelled Robin.
Silkie was gasping from laugher as he was laughing nonstop throughout the whole song.
Soon he looked at the video camera, with an evil smirk on his face.
"Time for payback." thought Silkie.
Later that day.
The titans were relaxing, Robin was reading the Newspaper, Starfire was "cooking", Beast Boy was on his phone, Cybord was listening to some music. And Raven was reading.
"We interrupt this program for some breaking news." announced the reporter.
"Titans Trouble!" yelled Robin.
Soon all five titans were watching the television.
A female reporter was on location near the titans tower.
"We have just received footage of the titans doing "abnormal" things when there isn't trouble, take a look." said the reporter.
Soon the scene cut to Beast Boy singing "My Heart will Go On" by Celine Dion.
Beast Boy's mouth was side open. And after a split second the other titans started laughing, heck even Raven let out a giggle.
"Hey Beast Boy, did you let go of Rose!" laughed Cyborg.
"Beast Boy, James Cameron called there remaking Titanic and their looking for a new Jack." Robin laughed.
Starfire was laughing. "Beast Boy sounds like a dying N'korkal Nit"
Raven had a smile. "Now everyone lets leave Beast Boy alone." she said.
"Thank You." said Beast Boy.
"I mean its not his fault that- aw screw it you look more like Rose to me." laughed Raven.
Soon the Titans were laughing at Beast Boy.
Until Cyborg's rendition of "Don't Stop Believen" by Journey aired.
Soon The Titans were laughing harder as Cyborg hid his face.
"And I thought I was bad!" laughed Beast Boy.
"This just keeps getting better and better!" laughed Robin.
"Please my blofers are killing me." laughed Stafire.
"Now Cyborg, I heard they're having auditions for the Glee club in McKinnly High School." laughed Raven.
This comment got everyone laughing.
But once Starfire's version of "Crank that Soulja Boy" by Soulja Boy aired.
The Titans lost it.
Starfire hid her head in shame.
"I feel like a disgrace klorbag." she said.
"That was actually worse than a Tamaranian folk song." laughed Cyborg.
"They should rename you to Swagfire." laughed Beast Boy.
But Raven and Robin were actually laughing so hard that Robin fell on the floor hitting his head on the sofa, and Raven covering her face to shield her muffled laughter.
However this was nothing compared to Raven's "Lets go to the Mall." by fictional singer Robin Sparkles.
Raven put her hood up and was deep red when she saw the other titans laughing so hard.
Beast Boy turned into a hyena so he could laugh more.
Cyborg actually ripped off his right arm and started banging on this head with it.
Starfire was rolling on the floor laughing.
And Robin was laughing so hard, that he was holding onto Raven for support in tears, before he pulled of Raven's cloak. And started to roll around being wrapped Raven's cloak like a burrito.
"I hate you guys." said Raven in a monotone voice.
"Okay I think we're done here." said Robin.
But it was too late, as Robin's silhouette was shaking his butt to the camera singing "What makes you Beautiful." by One Direction.
And lets just say that the tower was shaking violently due to the titans laughter.
Cyborg and Beast Boy were holding on to each other and rolling around laughing in their own puddle of tears.
Starfire was laughing massively as she started to fly around the world as her laugher was heard by everyone in the world.
But Raven was the worst. She could even make a sound she was laughing so hard, she was crying she was on the floor, her powers were acting up, but she really did not care.
Robin covered himself in Raven's cloak.
Even the reporter was laughing.
Jump City was laughing.
All of the villains from jail were laughing.
Even Slade fell out of his chair from laughing too hard.
And from the Justice League Watch Tower Superman kept playing the clip over and over again.
"Never gets old." laughed The Flash
Batman was currently on the floor punching the floor, in tears laughing.
And the other members were gasping for air from laughing too much.
The natives from Tamaran were laughing.
Azarath was shaking from too much laughter.
And all the way from Hell Trigon was wiping his fiery tears from laughing too hard.
In short the entire universe was laughing.
And after playing back all five videos, the entire universe was roaring with laughter as the Titans had to spend the next 6 months in hiding due to their humility.
And during all that a certain worm was laying on a mountain of hundred dollar bills smiling like he had just won the lottery.
"Oh wait I did." laughed Silkie as he dove into his money.
Moral of this Story
NEVER forget to feed your alien worm pet, because he WILL get you back!
The End.
Well how was that, just a simple one shot. Tune in next week for another episode of Teen Titans Toon.