Hey guys, I'm here with a different story *cough* one I will actually stick to *cough* and here's the disclaimer...

PJO bad HoO is owned by Rick Riordan.

Chapter 1. An frosties and a message.

(Percy Jackson)

Oh gods thank Zeus that's over, I mean, who wants Apollo as a mortal in there apartment going on and on and on. And on. So I gave him a lift, and my family car got destroyed. Uh-oh, the family car got destroyed. What's mum gonna say. Guess I'll just have to man up and talk to her, I am seventeen.

So I opened the door to the apartment. As soon as I stepped in, my mum shot me a look that said "what happened now." Since she hadn't said anything though, I just sat down and finished my frosties. What? There amazing! That's when my mum finally said something.

"Why are your clothes torn? And why are there twigs in your hair?"

I froze and the Frosties that were on my spoon spilt on my top. I raked my brain for an excusqe, then I remembered something on a programme I was watching. "Yeah, this raccoon came in..."

My mum, sighed, rolled her eyes then asked me again "What happened?"

She tapped her foot on the ground expecting an answer, then I was saved by the unexpected voice of a rainbow goddess. "Hi, this is iris, please donate one drachma to save the giant Pandas and one drachma to answer your call." I hurriedly searched my pockets and found a drachma which I through into the rainbow, iris then answered with something I didn't want to hear,

"Your donation to the pandas is well appreciated, please pay one drachma to answer the call."

I sighed and searched for another drachma.

(Nico)

When the i-m finally got through I was finally relieved of iris trying to get me to donate to the pandas, I mean come on! She rips everyone off when they try and answer and iris message so why ask them when they make one? That was when a R.O.F.L gluten free muffin dropped on my head. "Ow!" I heard someone madly laughing there heads off and looked up to see that the I-m had gotten through. Great.

Percy wiped the tears from his eyes and said "Now you now how Jason feels when a brick hits him on the head!"

Then the "brick" hits him too. Now it's my turn.

I laugh so hard that I fall to the ground clutching my sides, I hear a distant "Shut up Nicole and tell me what you called me for."

I stopped laughing and glared at him. "Nicole?"

Percy smirked and simple stated, "You sounded like a girl when you laughed so I called you Nicole Nicole."

I glared even more and got back to the urgent matter at hand.

"A new camper arrived when Apollo left."

Percy just looked at me and asked "Why do I need to know this?"

"He's eighteen"

"What? The gods didn't fulfil there promise?"

"That's not the worst part." I almost whispered my words now.

Percy leaned closer to hear, "What's the worst part?"

I prepared myself for his reaction before saying, "He claims to be..."

"He claims to be what Nico?"

"He claims to be the son of Poseidon."