goooooooooosh! i've been writing sooooo much this week! now, anyways, I was thinking about finally typing out my song parody of do you wanna build a snowman. I've had this idea but, I never went through with it... now, without further adu,

Do you wanna kill a starman

as performed by lucas and claus

Claus: Lucas?

Do ya wanna kill a starman?

I'm sure that ness won't miiiiiiind!

we'll just use our Pk teleport,

the trip will just be short,

we must kill all of starmankiiiiiiiind!

Tazmily's kinda boring,

like old man wess himself,

let's make all the starmen diiiiiiiiiiie!

do ya wanna kill a starman

no duh, it HAS to be a starman...

Lucas: your umm... violence...um... scares me Claus...

Claus: Fine! I'll kill an army of starmen my self!

Claus: do ya wanna kill a starman,

hang out with kumatora or,

maybe me, you, ness, ninten, and picky,

can see just what kind of doo- hickey,

jeff andonuts is building tooooooo!

seriously i'm dying here,

nothing to do,

we kill starmen, or else I'll CRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

do ya wanna kill a starman

i guess it does'nt heve to be a starman...

(unsung)

Flint: what do you mean they're not back yet?!

Abbey: we've found the children!

they washed up by the river!

Bronson: well flint, i have some good news, and some bad news...

the good news is, i found this drago fang...

the bad news... the bad news is...

it's... where i found it...

Flint: *gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Claus: lucas, I know you're in there,

people are wondering why you've been,

quiet and seious all of a sudden,

they said you deserve a lot of huggin`

to make sadness go awaaaaaaaaaay (But there's a door in the way!)

we're supposed to stick together,

the way us twins did,

remember, when we were niiiiiiiiiiine!

do you wanna kill a starman

it doesn't have to be a starman...